/sci/ - Science & Math

Nice. I prefer black coffee, hence I must have high IQ.

i dont think thats what the study you linked is saying
but i might just not be understanding it

High IQ people don't drink coffee.

>>10679841

>>10679841
high IQ people dont browse /sci/

>>10679841
I used to be a black coffee guy until I read an article about how using heavy cream or butter isn't a bad idea if you're the type to skip breakfast, the idea being that its got enough fat and protine to help kick start your metabolism.
It also tastes great. Doesn't overpower the coffee while making it thicker.
I highly recommend it, you'll have a hard time going back to black coffee or even weak sauce half & half.

>>10679841
High IQ people prefer breathing air

I think you linked to the wrong study, haha.

>>10680029

>if you're the type to skip breakfast

Low IQ.

>>10679841
Now this is a damn fine IQ thread.

>>10680072
It's not a choice for me; I'm literally unable to eat anything until lunch.

Didn't Kobe Bryant get some insanely good score on the SAT?

>>10680072
>not doing permanent IF to maintain a slick 5% body fat

>another IQ thread

>>10679845
To be fair, only people with a background in applied conatus omnino would understand.

I'm not going to open the link, but I believe OP, because I also drink my coffee black.

>>10680668
Same, i also scored like, 170-something in an online iq test this one time
feels bretty gud 2b smart

>>10679841
>neovaginal smears
Alright, I'm out.

can't wait to tell all my friends that drinking black coffee everyday means i'm high iq.

IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10679841
>>10679841
>thinking drinking black coffee = high IQ
>oblivious to the true high IQ drink, tea (and Dr. Pepper)
Shit thread

>>10681378
>Dr pepper
Shits so bad for you, but it tastes so goddamn good

I guess psychopaths often have high IQs

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/psychopathic-people-are-more-likely-to-prefer-bitter-foods-according-to-new-study-a6688971.html

>>10679846
t. 105 IQ

Are these studies literally done for redditors?

>>10679841
how about tea without milk or sugar?

this thread actually proves that most of sci posters are dum dums lmao

>>10679841

Yeah, people higher in dark triad trait psychopathy also prefer bitter taste.

I drink black coffee because I’m too lazy to put the milk and sugar in.

>>10679841
I like my coffee like I like my men.

I prefer a cold glass of milk. Am I retard?

>>10685927
You're a goddamn genius

>>10679843
Wrong.

>>10681378
man of culture

>coffee

Shenanigans joggers

It has 6000 chemicals.

>not eating raw anhydrous 200mg caffeine pills
>no water

>>10685981
>not consuming raw sunlight
Trophic peasant.

I knew it, when I look around at my friends the smart ones drink black coffee.

Someone said that it is due to the gut microflora that changes with milk

>>10681378

>>10679841
Kids say the darnedest things.

Real geniuses, (who invented everything) drink tea.

>>10679841
Of course they do. If they're black then it follows that they would drink black coffee.

>>10685927
>I prefer a cold glass of milk. Am I retard?
Depends. Do you take it raw or add chocolate syrup?

>>10679843
Learn how to logic
Then read again your sentence

>>10679841
Based

>>10679841
Can confirm.

>>10679846
Correct. “Jeopardy” James Holzhauer thinks coffee is disgusting

>>10679841
i love how clear it is that nearly zero people actually read the article, and half of you will go on to tell your friends about these "findings"


was your IQ high enough to even question that the NIH would never fucking fund a study about this?

>>10679841
>High IQ people prefer black coffee rather than adding sugar or milk, study says
is half and half ok?

>>10679841
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2695466/
>open link
>ctrl+f "black"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "coffee"
>0 results
>Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women

>>10680029
>kick start your metabolism
Not a dietician or nutritionist (i always forget which one is the legit one) but that sounds like a fallacy on par with “starvation mode” and my bs detector is going off

>>I prefer black coffee and therefore I am high IQ
>>I prefer coffee with sugar or milk and therefore I am rarted

Coffee and tea taste disgusting and have meh nutrition. Fish/chicken/beef stock master race. Also noming halves of hard boiled eggs with butter melting on it is the best part of breakfast ever, nutrition and taste wise.

>>10689308
>is half and half ok?
No

I'd be fat if I had to put all kinds of sugary shit in coffee to drink it