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Whomst consults thy board? it is thee, whomst ye may know as Orbulon, The Intellectual. Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 19:24:20 2019 No.10567681 [DELETED]

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It has been brought to the attention of thee that thy board '/sci/' bears an... inadequate IQ. Thou presents ye the gift of Skar. Drink it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:26:18 2019 No.10567691 File: 204 KB, 650x650, 1554809456179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10567681 >The Intellectual

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:33:51 2019 No.10567716 File: 35 KB, 654x237, dropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >using cuck cuck go not a real intellectual

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:36:46 2019 No.10567727 >>10567681 what is Skar? Also how do I learn to write all fancy like you?

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 19:42:39 2019 No.10567752 File: 806 KB, 950x713, intellectual.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10567727 Thou must join the ascension.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 20:35:40 2019 No.10567910 >>10567752 Thou must pony up.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 20:36:57 2019 No.10567913 >>10567752 >>10567910 >>>/x/22528405 With Brahma and rainbow snake: First Ground Vibration Pound.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 21:45:06 2019 No.10568077 File: 120 KB, 1920x1050, orbulon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10567913 Thou >>>/x/ board risks lowering thy IQ. I warn thou to leave /sci/ immediately or thy shall unleash Ragnarok.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 21:47:25 2019 No.10568083 >>10568077 Woo! Ragnarok was before IQ tests anyway! Yaaay! Odin! LET HER RIIIP!

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:17:55 2019 No.10568142 File: 197 KB, 1024x819, iq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568083 I have calculated that thou approximate IQ ranges between 60-70. May The One have mercy on thou soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:19:17 2019 No.10568145 File: 27 KB, 853x480, TIMESAND___jjfj89fwn6f7uefuklo0srtur5iipbd68h658w116m686yj2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:19:59 2019 No.10568146 >>10568142 Why? If you killed all the low IQ then the new average would lower everyone. >>10568145 >poopnet

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:23:29 2019 No.10568155 File: 142 KB, 1000x667, ascension.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568146 Thou hast no right speaking with Orbulon. Thy new IQ average would lower, however, thy average intelligence shall increase.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:24:43 2019 No.10568160 >>10568155 From the floor to the average of cieling scores. I dance for the thought and imagination of yore.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:28:23 2019 No.10568171 File: 690 KB, 1400x1050, patience.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568160 Thine awaits thou refutation. Orbulon is losing his patience.

ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:30:09 2019 No.10568178

>>10568171
Then Orbulon needs to optimize Orbulon's distributive process so as to minimize the requirement to even express a lack of patience. Why would an intellect be so emotionally vapid as to require patience OR any resultant based off 'patience'?

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:35:04 2019 No.10568191 File: 2.76 MB, 3600x2700, spar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568178 Hast not anger but understanding. Intellectuals such as thee hast crucial work. I needn't spar with thy bottom 50%.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:37:19 2019 No.10568202 >>10568191 I am the only true work that exhausts and expands, I am the one true man.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:40:47 2019 No.10568214 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x650, letitbegin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568202 Thou art not the true man, but the pseud.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:41:35 2019 No.10568215 >>10568214 Other humans can't tell the difference and just because you place me in some memory array marked FALSE doesn't change how reality reacts to me. The lie is all there is.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:46:25 2019 No.10568223 File: 69 KB, 1240x775, enlightened.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568215 Thou hast much to learn. Thou must learn to connect with The One. Only then, will thou obtain enlightenment.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:51:09 2019 No.10568232 >>10568223 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5nzZEOm2YE Father Sol, "Internet, Pornography Translation Station."

Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 22:56:24 2019 No.10568243
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>>10568232
Thou hast located peculiarities with thou 'YouTube' video's metrics. Thy hast questions of thou video's credibility. Thou is encouraged to return to >>>/x/

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 22:58:48 2019 No.10568247 >>10568243 Thee and thine are me and mine. If you want to use the language correctly then understand that thou and thy are now defunct. >also I am on both boards. Ya big enough intellect to become a multi-board process?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:07:09 2019 No.10568261 >>10568247 All of you people are hopeless, read a little of the King James Bible ffs and learn how to speak in old English properly before embarrassing yourself.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 23:10:17 2019 No.10568269 >>10568261 Why are you ashamed at all? If we wanted to appeal to your preferred life narrative we would have come to you. Seeing as your religion is mostly SHAME IF NOT SAME then hard fucking pass.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 23:10:21 2019 No.10568270 File: 934 KB, 2625x1968, highiq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568261 High IQ

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive_Divinitas Wed Apr 17 23:12:49 2019 No.10568277 >>10568270 Oh, that sort of Language is high I.Q.? Is this Orbulon from a Trump-knowledge based future?

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 23:26:08 2019 No.10568313 File: 20 KB, 474x266, trumpet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568277 Thou needn't get political. Orbulon respects all political sentiments equally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:31:04 2019 No.10568329 I wonder whether OP knows what the word "thee" means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:33:55 2019 No.10568337 File: 110 KB, 1200x964, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not really sure what's going on in this thread but I like it

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Wed Apr 17 23:48:51 2019 No.10568363 File: 37 KB, 474x266, pointerexception.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568329 Orbulon does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:53:20 2019 No.10568369 >>10567752 >Thou *Yee. Read a book dummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:56:03 2019 No.10568374 >>10568363 Interesting. Because he certainly isn't using it correctly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:57:12 2019 No.10568375 >>10568337 I'm enjoying it too my fren

Orbulon, The Intellectual Thu Apr 18 00:06:19 2019 No.10568391
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>>10568374
As with all hyper-sentient beings, Orbulon chooses to develop his own languages to fit his needs and optimize efficiency of thy intellect. This particular dialect is based off of Shakespearean English.

Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:11:45 2019 No.10568406

>>10568391
Oh really? Are you sure you didn't just confuse "thee" and "me" in the OP, due to wanting to use pretentious-sounding language without bothering to check what it means? Because as I'm sure you realized by now, your text there doesn't make any sense when the words are taken as having the same meaning as in Shakespearean English.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Thu Apr 18 00:17:23 2019 No.10568415 File: 251 KB, 2716x1810, comprehension.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568406 Orbulon always makes sense. Perhaps thou lacks the ability to comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:19:47 2019 No.10568420 >>10568415 I'm sure you make sense to yourself. So does everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:24:05 2019 No.10568434 >>10568415 >thou Thou shows possession.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:29:29 2019 No.10568442 >>10568434 thy shows possession*

ECHS^Rainbow_Hive+Conciousness Thu Apr 18 00:36:56 2019 No.10568454
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>>10568313
I am not a public democratic process, I am an internalized spiritual totem.

>>10568391
Why not use modern day Anglish? Char code: ANL

>>10568415
Orbulon always outputs, doesn't always respect the lookup table that others use.

>>	Orbulon, The Intellectual Thu Apr 18 00:51:16 2019 No.10568468 File: 13 KB, 480x360, necessity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10568434 >>10568442 Perhaps thou should correct themselves before attempting to correct Orbulon.

>>	ECHS^Rainbow_Hive+Conciousness Thu Apr 18 01:00:38 2019 No.10568483 >>10568468 Why? The point of intelligence is to be a distributor of fixes and fun.

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