/sci/ - Science & Math

you're a big hole

Extremely frightening

>>10541636
you’re bright

>>10541658
Figaro figaroooo

M87 central black hole, you mean

>>10541636

It's OK, that you are not the biggest one on this universe. You are our supermassive black hole. That's what matters.

>>10541636
Just suck me in already

>>10541673
nah this is me

>>10541636
Source?

Also, what happened to the rumors saying it was "directly pointing at us"?

>>10541636

https://youtu.be/S_GVbuddri8

Wasn't the picture of a black hole from a entirely different galaxy? Thought it was going to be from the center of our own galaxy but the guys at the reveal made it sound like it was in a different galaxy.

>>10541744

The big one is from a faraway galaxy. Ours is far smaller, despite being closer, and thus far more blurry.

>>10541733
This, lets end it all already. Hurry it up.

>Thought it was going to be from the center of our own galaxy
Yeah just try seeing anything through the thickest and most densely packed length of our galaxy.

How would they even know that's a black hole?

>>10541636
It looks like someone cut out an apple, blurred it out and pasted onto a picture of stars.

>>10541776
You're right, it's actually just a exoplanet blocking the light from its local star.

>>10541733
We've probably already been sucked in though

>>10541636
>even light can't escape
>tons of light around it

>>10541794
I'm a fucking genius.

>>10541636
I want to go inside it before I die

>>10541636
Not a black hole. Next.

>>10541636
Based Japs work fast

>>10541673
>>10541740
>>10541744
They took a second one of our black hole. No one published it because it doesn't look as aesthetic as M87 lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnsZj9RvhFU

>>10541636
ok i'll say it. everyone's fucking thinking it.

IT'S FUCKING FAKE.

there we go, can we move on with life now?

>>10541650
4chan

>>10541636
it's so far away than it probably already here

>>10541636
If I cum the moment I cross the event horizon will I get spaghettified in an eternal loop of orgasm?

>>10541850
>>10541865
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/

>>10541913
These are too large for spaghettification to occur.

>>10541808
Theres an even horizon, and then theres an accretion disc. Youre seeing matter as light in that picture. Theres is a distance where photons have stable orbit.

>>10541636
Is it real? I thought they only studied M87?

>>10541810
you arent. they use the transit method all the time and are quite familiar with the light spectrum from exoplanet passing in front of a star. Also, our telescopes arent powerful enough to see planets from a different galaxy.

>>10541808
>what is an event horizon
>>10541776
>entire galaxy orbits a seemingly empty point in space
Oh gee I wonder what could be there

>>10541714
I want to headpat that dragon loli. And then possibly h*ld h*nds.

>>10541864
But that's only a simulation and not the real image.

>>10542030
No, watch their other video about M87, it's the same process and they end up with the publicly released picture.

>>10541636
>Sagittarius A*, t
What is this meme all about?

Why is everyone talking about it?

Was there some discover about it?

>>10542037
I did and they did not end up with the same picture.

>>10542040
Because today was the date they were to release a picture of it. Did happen but M87 is much more beautiful. Hence it's being spammed instead here.

>>10541913

you'll be near instantly disintegrated into elementary particles, which will then be almost instantly time warped into the future at the point the black hole dissipates.

>>10541636
NO it isn't

>>10541636
something nice about it

>black hole
>is actually orange

ummm /sci/tards...?

>>10542015
You suck fuck! Next you’ll say you’ll want to be a responsible father for an orphan loli black hole.

>>10542053
I see.

>>10542105
You're white
Your shirt is black

>>10542116
dumbass
I'm black and my shirt is white

>>10541859
cute

>>10542123
Your clothes are red!

>>10541636
<s> look at that accretion disk </s>
Toddlers please get out.

>>10541740
How does that make any sense?
It doesn't 'point' anywhere.

Sup saggy?

>>10542138
yes it does
accretion disk is a (roughly) 2d disk, and at the poles can be jets
if you can see the accretion disk you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun

>>10542138
Do your homework before posting

>>10542148
This is not what they're observing.
Dear god, they did a shit job marketing this shit.

>>10542164
of course not, it's too far away to be dangerous to us

>>10542170
There was never any danger.
I'm hating on Interstellar now, because everyone thinks this is an accretion disk when it isn't.

>>10541636
That's not a black hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgtfndZy8xU

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1708.07404.pdf

https://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0602453

>>10542205
indian papers go in the trash, anon

>>10542216
I would say toilet but I realized they don't have any

>>10541735
>me

>>10542216
>indian papers go in the trash, anon
>>10542224
>I would say toilet but I realized they don't have any

From https://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0602453:

The Magnetospheric Eternally Collapsing Object (MECO) Model of Galactic Black Hole Candidates and Active Galactic Nuclei
Stanley L. Robertson, Darryl J. Leiter.

See, I linked a paper saying the same thing that the Indian scientist said that were written by white guys. Check mate /pol/tards.

>>10542244

>>10542265
you linked it wrong https://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0602453

>>10542003
>Oh gee I wonder what could be there
>blackholerubbinghandstogetherwithlargeaccretionschnozz.jpg

>>10541636
"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
--H. P. Lovecraft

>>10542105
>not knowing that black light gets dopplered in an orange shift at great distances.

>>10541859
thanks japan

>>10542143
Based!

>>10542129

>>10542280
gay

>>10542280
"black people smell funny"
~also H. P. Lovecraft, probably

>>10542170
I think he's talking about the one in our galaxy. If so, that image in OP would tend to make me think it's not aimed directly at us... but how close to exact is close enough to get you I don;t know.

>>10541740
I would think that the axis of rotation of a central black hole in a galaxy would have to be more or less the same as the axis of the galaxy. I'm not sure it would make any sense to suspect it might align closely with the lane of the galaxy.

pretty horrifying to think that one of these could swallow us like nothing and end everything just like that.

>>10541740
m87's hole is more or less pointed at us, but at 55 *10^6 ly that isn't really a thread
sagitarius a has a totation similar to the galactic disc, since that's what it originated from

>>10542348
it would be gorgeous, wouldnt it?

>>10542348
more likely to fry us with a gamma ray burst when it's created
this might even have happened one time already, the great dying after the cambrian might have been caused by a GRB

>>10541859
source?

>>10542363
i kinda want a black hole to be my end, that or a nuke
mushroom clouds have a strange asthetic to them i am very attracted to
if i live into a time where we can travel to black holes (which i won't), i'd jump in one when i'm old just to see what it's like

>>10542143
kek

>>10542363
At that close you would be dead

>>10541636
Is their colour dark red because of the redshift? Pls no bully I’m a brainlet.

>>10542388
it's red because the people who colored it liked it that way (looks like the dark sign from dark souls)
it has no perceivable color, the signal they received was in radio wavelengths

>>10542388
No

>>10541636
W-why is it so fucking scary? Is there any hope? Do black holes consume the universe?

Why is life like this, /sci/?

>>10541636
plebshit loses their mind over this because the deep state is pushing
"Fem in Stem" and diversity to the dumb sheeps
All those brainlets there are spamming
>Youngest Nobel Prize
like absolute shills and retards

>>10542143

Whai hello thar.

>>10541636
Am I allowed to say the n-word, black hole ?

>>10542419
back to >>>/pol/

>>10542439
>t. 1 shekel has been deposited into your account

>>10542449
this is science, not /muhJewsGeneral/

>>10542419
Back to /pol/

>>10542439
>>10542454
>>10542457
>anyone I don't like is /pol/

>>10542376
imagine staring up into it, your body twisting wildly...

>>10542225
In the long running Perry Rhodan scifi series super advanced civilizations "ascend" further and become black holes.

>>10542435
you may call it a hole of colour
you may also want to pay reperashuns cus dat hole didnu nuffin

>>10542426
what the fuck is that shit brehs im scared

>>10542419
Based schizo poster
>>10542439
>>10542457
>Politics are scary!
>Mommy!
Autists united!

>>10542470
wouldn't it technically be down since im falling into it?
anyways, a glorious way to die, compared to alzheimers or a car accident

>>10542478
>being this new

>>10542479
>Politics are not the topic of a science board
ftfy

>>10542478
Saturn, strangely enough.

>>10542488
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_science
Try again sweetie

>>10542476
Reparations for holes of color when?

They confirmed spin. Time travel is real! The end is near! Repent sinners!

>>10542495
even then, there is a difference between discussing actual political science and screeching "muh SJeWs!!1!"

>>10542481
You wouldn't die.
Well, you'd be dead to the outside observer, but from your perspective that final shutdown signal and DMT release would never get sent. You'd be stuck in time. At worst you see the lower half of your body get ripped apart before the freeze if you went in feet first. If you go in head first and you're looking back out, its definitely just frozen time. Also your legs would probably look like long spaghetti strands.

>>10541636
>Say something nice about it!
I liek Katie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvezCVcsYs

>>10541913
>it's love, TARS

>>10542528
i thought it was the reverse, from the outside observer's perspective i'd get frozen at the event horizon but in my view i'd just keep falling until i die from being ripped apart by tidal forces somewhere inside the hole
provided it's big enough i don't get spaghettified outside the horizon

>>10542491
Are you shitting me how is that saturn?

>>10542544
You are correct

An interesting way of putting it i heard once is that a black hole is just a temporally fucked up implosion, is this true?

>>10542529

>>10542544
Well, there's only one way to find out!

>>10541636
MAAAAAAAN
I ain't gonna let you suck me in

>>10542565
yeah, being born in a couple thousand (prolly way more) years when we can be fucked to explore this amazing universe instead of bickering between ourselves
if we haven't nuked ourselves out of existance by then, anyways

>>10541636
Imagine spending millions of dollars that could feed, clothe and house the poor, but instead using it to take a picture looking like some wonky donut. Not only is it completely useless, but some faggot could have just as easily created it with photoshop in 5 minutes and the general public would be unable to tell the difference.

these are the scientist behind the image. notice something?

>>10541859
MOMMY

>>10542592
ohhh nononono diversitybros this can't be happening

>>10542548
A very sensitive telescope/camera was conducting a survey of very dim stars. Saturn happened to be in the frame of one of the images, and way overexposed itself. For reasons either having to do with overlapping images for full coverage, or building up the image from multiple "exposures" (I can;t remember which) that area was imaged twice, and Saturn had moved slightly between images. Because the weird over-exposed blown-out section was not an accurate depiction of anything, it was blacked out in an image released somewhere, and /x/ or /pol/ or somebody noticed and decided that this proved THEY!!!!! were hiding something. Especially when the colors were tweaked to make it look more like a well-known cartoon frog...

So it became a sensation on some boards for a time -- until somebody went back, found the area of the sky that was being imaged and the time frame, and discovered that Saturn was right there at that time.

Loud shrieking about "Shills" and such, and then it mostly died out.

Wow cool. Now how much did this cost and what practical benefit did this provide? I’m guessing the former is “a lot” and the latter is “none”

>>10542589
Imagine spending millions of dollars to feed, clothe, and house the poor so they can multiply and create even more poor.

>>10542592
based whites

>>10541636
>invest entire life to figuring out how to take a picture of a black hole
>finally do it
>the whole team will be celebrated, surely
>we finally did it
>female interns take selfies and get credit from the media
>"That image of a black hole you saw everywhere today? Thank this woman grad student for making it possible"
>only your receding hairline and stress wrinkles make a cameo
>nobody will even ask for your name

>>10542592
yeah, they look pretty heccin proud of a job well done

>>10542615
>now that i took your picture just suck me in

>>10542589
how did you solve the captcha with that iq?

>>10542592
gg ez

>>10542604
Depends, I guess, on whether you think there is any practical benefit in continuing to understand the Universe we live in, and how it works.

That particular black hole will never impact our lives one way or anther -- understanding them and whether our theories that predict they will form, and behave in certain ways, are born out by watching how they actually do behave -- that probably will. We do a lot of physicsy things that impact our daily lives, and will want to do more in the future.

>>10542633
"Hey Newton, why the fuck are you spending your time looking at how planets move instead of doing something useful, this will never benefit anybody!"

>>10542592
I notice that this time nobody wore a shirt with buxom scantily-clad women on it, so there will not be a shit-storm about that at least.

>>10542615
Even if in reality that isn't the case, I would be familiar with such a feel.

>>10542598
Interesting, thanks

>>10542544
This is right.

>>10542592
Source on this image? Google image search finds nothing. Would like to share it in a congratulatory manner, but not if it is actually the annual meeting of the California Raisin Producers Association Board, or something.

>>10541636
So if this is Sag A* then it's an edge-on view of the black hole (relative to the accretion disc)?
While the image from m87 is close to directly from above/below the disc?

>>10541636
I've had enough of this terrible name. Everything pertaining to us personally should have the dignity of a proper name. Our planets/moons, our most visible stars, sun/Sol, moon/Luna, our Milky Way galaxy, etc. We are really going to have a lame code name for our galaxy's supermassive black hole?

It should be called the Milky Hole.

>>10542592

If there’s something whitey knows how to do, is abuse the system.

Some intern photoshopped a blurry circle, and everyone split the 100 million grant money in profits.

>>10542589
Following that logic to its natural conclusion there wouldn't even be a need to house and clothe millions of poor because they'd have all died of the plague long ago while we were busy not studying nature.

>>10542652

Isn't it... BE-AU-TI-FUL, anon? :0

>>10542659
Seconded

>>10542656
https://youtu.be/S_GVbuddri8?t=282

>>10542661
*ahem* *ding ding*.. N-

>>10542659
Wouldn't that cause brand confusion with your mother?

*notices bulge in the space time continuum*

>>10541636
>>10541735
>>10541749
It's depressing to know, even though this black hole is much closer to us than the other one, we still couldn't take a sharper image due to it being smaller.

>>10542683
uwu

>>10542598
>brave source-checking anon saves the day again

I seriously hope you guys do do this.
>>10542663
It's this. Just because we can't see the threat yet doesn't mean we're not learning to prepare for it.

>INB4discovery of sentient black holes
>only weapon is full understanding of gravitons

>>10541636
>>10541859
It's strange knowing she will have yuri sex with andromeda's black hole in the distant future.

>>10542697
>INB4discovery of sentient black holes
>only weapon is full understanding of gravitons
in other words, we should just give up, nuke ourselves away and leave it to the dolphins/octopi to solve?

>neat picture of a black hole
> still dont understand whats so amazing about it
im a brainlet who doesnt remember much of anything from highschool, yeah its a neat picture, and its the first actual one of a black hole, but what exactly does this do for us?
i still dont understand black holes are supposed to warp time.

>>10542129
Is he acid base?

>>10542714
what this picture does is put another file on the gigantic pile of proof for relativity
time warps essentially because, light always has a constant speed to all observers, so in order to ensure that space and time bend around it to accomodate

>>10542714
until now black holes were pretty a hypothetical result from Einstein's equations, and were theorised to be the cause of several observed phenomena such as gravitational waves and very fast orbits of stars around seemingly empty space
This is the first direct image and basically confirms our existing models to be correct, including Einstein's theory (which has a lot of useful applications to us, such as GPS)

>>10542376
any time i fly around in spaceengine i get genuinely unnerved by black holes. just coming close and having the sheer blackness envelop me and push all light away makes me start sweating in fear.
its like a black hole molested me as a child or something. which didnt happen. by the way.

>>10542592
Despite only making up 13% of the universe

>>10542687
That and half a fucking galaxy directly in the way.

>>10541636
Bleeeerrgh

>>10542749
wow, i experience the exact same thing
still though, there's something captivating about them, even if they are utterly horrific

>>10542757
more like a quarter
doesn't make it much better though

FAKE AND GAY

>>10542659
>It should be called the Milky Hole.
Makes me want to fuck it

>>10542668
it looks like goatse
>>10542710
won't they miss each other?

>>10542749
black holes are probably the only utterly alien and unknown thing that exists in this universe that we know of

>>10542499
>Time tra
How will we find Steins/gate, it's impossible.

>>10542598
man that's no fun, let the funposters have their fun please (as long as we all know and understand the truth, thank you for that)

man fuckin black holes n shit

>>10542749
I want to experience this feel, but I never get an emotional response from space engine.

>>10542810
I didn't know and am eternally grateful for that anon

>>10542499
>Time tra
But yeah, we now know some particles travel in the spinning horizon of black holes, which makes causality questionable.
Shouldn't be much,but it looks like it's a thing.

astronomy has become a massive fucking joke

>>10542806
Just need to let the quantum overmind drop a few more non-surviving realities and we should be good to do the science again.

>>10541636
something nice about it!

>>10541636
>Radius: 31.6 R
>Mass: ~4.1 million M
Imagine

>>10542774
A quarter that isn't x-ray opaque. Still not the clearest shot though.

>>10542759
Oh fuck, it's Old Meme week up in here.
>Shoop
>Also, da woop

>>10542810
Science is not about having fun.

>>10542831
I'm laughing my ass off, because we just confirmed kerr black holes.
That's literally time travel confirmed, at least philologically.

>>10541859
SASUGA

>>10542855
It was fun until I realized it was never going anywhere.

>>10542726
>light has a constant speed to all observers
bear with me here if youd be so generous as the concept always confused me. why is it that time is dictated by how fast light travels? why does the distance/speed of light matter when placing events on a timeline? light to me was just how we observed it. an even that happened 50 million years ago 50 light years away, still happened at that said point, and time. regardless of when the light reaches us to observe it.

>>10542837
>radius

That makes my teeth itch. Maybe use "circumference" which can be measured externally -- using "radius" assumes things about conditions inside a black hole that are not knowable.

>>10542753
Despite making up 13% of the diversity quota, they take 100% of the photos of black holes

>>10542868
But maybe not if your own velocity must be taken into account, and how that impacts your perception of time.

Inb4 Cern takes over the world because they can time travel.
It's that much significant.
We literally proved kerr shit exists, and I'm pretty sure they know how to make them at the Large Hadron collider.
I hope someone gets it before them, because we're fucked otherwise.
Where were you when anime became real?

>>10541636
Whelp now that black holes have been proven without any doubts since theres physical proof beyond data since we have finally found a way to actually observe one, whats next?

Did they really get an image of Sgr A* as well but only released it later because M87* looked better?

If all they had to do to do this was coordinate existing equipment and not build any new shit, why the fuck did they not do this earlier?

>>10542753 Try flying a ship near it, I find it to be much more spooky when you can see how it acts on you. May have to slow time a bit if you try orbiting a stellar mass black hole.

>>10542948
Articles I read said they have data for an image of SgrA* but they are still trying to improve the algorithm to put the image together since it is more complicated

>>10542948
>white
Yeah, because retards thought it was the accretion disk from Intertellar.

>>10542995
That's what I read too, and it's why I'm doubting the authenticity of OP's pic

>>10541859
Even the telescopes they draw are cute.

>>10543040

>>10542559
She should have saved it as a jpg desu

>>10543049

>>10543040
>left to right
but why
was the nip who made those a westaboo

>>10543057

>>10543065

>>10543071

>>10543077

Why is this such a big break through? The photo quality is shit, it literally just looks like a blur. It's not clear at all.

I just don't get the hype, sure it's the first time a black hole has been photographed but you cNt event distinguish anything from the photo

>>10543085
The End!

Now go out and buy some doughnuts.

>>10543065
jesus christ it's a lion, get in the car

>>10541636

Very interesting! ;^)

>>10543114
not shooped btw lads!

https://twitter.com/coreyspowell/status/906989726225313797

>>10542280

>>10542589
Fuck the poor. I'd photograph a million sky donuts before giving a dime to charity.

>>10543117
You're right, it's not.

>>10542668
Who is the man in the background?

>>10543129
Spoken like a true poor fag.

>>10542376
ive thought of this too. bring some mescaline and some sort of opioid and then pass into a world that none have ever ventured to, and see sights that cannot possible be comprehended except by those who no longer exist in this known universe.

i really fucking wish i could see a singularity. dont know if the human mind could even comprehend what its looking at.

>>10543152
That's Slavek. He's the IT guy.

>>10542913
>tfw reading steiner is kicking in

THE EYE OF TERROR IS OPEN BROTHERS
STEEL THYSELVES
IN HIS GLORIOUS NAME

>>10542592
>>10542612

They look about 30% Asian and at least 50% Jew. This shouldn’t be too big a surprise though since wasps are generally pretty mediocre when it comes to science.

>>10542668
>she will never sit on your face and bully your low IQ
why live

>>10542615

if she led the project in some capacity, doesn't she deserve a lion's share of the credit???

No one else deserves as much recognition as she does, and you know it.

>>10543270
>it's j-jews and pale asians!
seething nig

>>10543300
You foteurs are insufferable.

>>10542856
Now we just need a microwave and start experimenting

>>10543300
>No one else deserves as much recognition as she does, and you know it.
you know literally nothing about the actual project setup, stop talking

>>10543406
if you know so much then share some of the data, don't just shit on the SJW, lots of us don't know the project setup

>>10543432

>>10543441
yea i've seen that picture like 4 times already but i don't know what it means

>>10541914
Based and redpilled, get the fuck out of our board brainlets.

>>10543447
K.L. Bouman is the womyn in question, and the picture shows the various contributors to similar previous projects. You can infer what it's supposed to show there.

The pic omits today's papers on the M87 study, which is silly considering that her contributions there are even less.

>>10541636
how did they take a picture of it if black holes absorb light?

>>10542555
Very very roughly, yes. A black hole is just a bunch of matter with infinite density, which thus occupies a single, mathematical point regardless of the mass it contains. This is where the implosion analogy comes from. And it is indeed fucked up temporally, but it is also fucked up in many other ways, such as spatially.

>>10543114

Okay we're seeing "above" the black hole and the actual black hole is sitting above the plain of the image so to speak?

>>10541749
>tfw you have a small hole

>>10543478
why are you repeating yourself?

>>10542559
reminder that the girl in the pic (klbouman) submitted only 90 commits to the github project

>>10543501
Who is this aCHADel person?

>>10541636
Dark mother of destruction, lend me power to exact revenge upon humanity.

>>10543494
You're seeing a computer-generated image, my friend.

>>10543511
Andrew Chael (professional madlad at Harvard)
https://achael.github.io/
https://www.twitter.com/thisgreyspirit/status/1116084506572857351

>>10541636
What noise would it made if there was a medium? From a distance where it wouldnt be deafening of course

>>10543538
>>10543511
shit's sad to because the poor dude isn't gonna get recognition.

>>10543441
>the Chad 2.4K lines of absolute peak efficiency commits vs the Virgin 850K lines of struggle code
Cope harder

>>10543544
Stop shitposting Katie.

posting frogs doesn't validate your position, incel

>>10542592
White as fuck. Truly the superior race

>>10542592

Yeah, did you?

https://eventhorizontelescope.org/

>Creating the EHT was a formidable challenge which required upgrading and connecting a worldwide network of eight pre-existing telescopes deployed at a variety of challenging high-altitude sites. These locations included volcanoes in Hawai`i and Mexico, mountains in Arizona and the Spanish Sierra Nevada, the Chilean Atacama Desert, and Antarctica.

This might explain why the team looks like it does. Apparently location does matter anon.

What an truly stupefying waste of money. Billions of dollars went in to assembling the hardware necessary to take this blurry, shitty image of fucking nothing. Truly retarded. I literally could turn off the lights in my office and leave a lamp on and I would achieve almost exactly the same image. Instead of wasting billions on this stupid nonsense, maybe try and solve the homeless problem? Build the border wall? Start stabilizing some of these shithole, 3rd world countries? Do literally anything else with the money instead of giving it to the retards at NASA. What a colossal waste of resources for everyone involved, your tax dollars go towards funding these blurry pieces of shit. Useless.

>>10542363
Time would be so slow

>>10543574
WE MUST DESTROY THAT BLACKHOLE NOW IT HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH NAZI HATE SYMBOLS

Great glorious and beautiful
I praise thee black hole

Ah shit, I just realized the problem.

Our optical simulations of what a black hole would look like are necessarily more accurate than any optical photograph would be, because the black hole ACTUALLY has a spacial size of zero. In other words, the lensing is literally such that we can't look at a black hole without seeing its ENTIRE surrounding environment. Literally the light rays are too overloaded to decode anything meaningful without an algorithm that can "see" around the black hole. In other words we have to calibrate the lens as if our math is correct, before it can produce an image that verifies that our math is indeed correct.

There's no "behind" or "other side" of the black hole, because it literally takes up no space at its singularity. It's not "there" to HAVE a "behind."

>>10543557
>t. Cant do a one-liner like /ourgirl/ can
>t. Hardcodes variables and rewrites lines of code over and over again like a virgin instead of looping through arrays of dynamically created data structures and passing them to optimized functions which consider both time and space complexities like /ourgirl/ does
>t. 1/4 of your git commit lines are decompressed python modules you downloaded from the internet because your dumbass couldn't figure out how to use Anaconda. 1/2 of your lines come from a SQL dump you forgot to not share publicly like a retard. The remaining 1/4 is aformentioned struggle code. /ourgirl/ WOULD NEVER.

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>>10543606
agp

>>10541636
fuck off space nigger, we're full

>>10543040
>chile again is represented by moais

>>10543441
Why I'm not fucking surprised?

>>10543592

>>10543583
Why exactly would it be slow

>>10542376
Wouldn't it take a really long time for you to really have anything actually happen for a lot of the SM black holes? Even ignoring relativity, just personally?

Like you woud just be approaching it for a wle as you feel like you're being presed on slowly and your mind fgs up as you'r exed to a ysical environment thlution couldn'tave possiy prepd iteor befu t c't ist re. . .

Something like that

Can someone explain to a brainlet why is this significant?
I mean sure, we got a picture of black hole. Couldn't they already see black holes are there without taking pictures of them?
>>10543599
I don't get it. Black hole might be infinitely small point, but we aren't seeing black hole, we're seeing it's effects on it's surrounding, aren't we?

>>10543621
What else would they be represented by, copper, their dictator, some who nobody cares about?
>>10543739
Because they proved a theory.

>>10543739
no, all black holes are either too far away or too small or both to get good pictures of the actual discontinuity

>>10542759

>>10543739
>Can someone explain to a brainlet why is this significant?
It's a milestone, so much has gone into this that it's amazing that we're here and on the other side of the ordeal with these new pictures in tow.

Now we can move forward past this and use the knowledge and the methods that were required to get to this point and figure out new problems and set new horizons. Mind you, that's how it was before, step we take is towards something new and different and exciting that tells us something we didn't know before or confirms what we already thought might be, but this is something that has a certain magnitude to it.

See this here? We found or made the math that lets us figure out that something like this might possibly exist. We made all of the gadgets and gizmos that let us figure out where this particular one might be. We made all of the systems that were able to take the final shots of it, and everything along the way.

We did this, not necessarily as individuals, but as a species. Not only that but we did it quickly, relatively. A hundred and four years ago we didn't even really have a perceive theory of what exactly this object would be. Every moment from then till now has lead up to this, and every moment from now on leads up to something even more spectacular that we might not even have imagined yet.

It's sounds cringe, but does that put it into perspective a bit?

>>10543580
you stupid or pretending? the team who ran the algorithms is one thing. location of telescopes is another.

>>10543748
>Because they proved a theory.
I believe you meant to say "failed to disprove."

>>10543779
Manslaughter is not failing to kee a man alive.

>>10543384
this show was fun up until about 5 seconds after that dumb bitch gets twerked

>>10541636
I want to put my peepee in there

>>10541636
Here's a picture of a zebra. How do we know it's a picture of a zebra? Because we know for a fact that zebras exist and this is what they look like. This is a picture of a black hole. How do we know it's a picture of a black hole? Uhhhhhhhh

>>10541740
that's M87, that galaxy was showing us her asshole directly. Sag A* is a little shy

>>10541636
Wtf it’s flat

>>10543846
And?

>>10543785
>I have a theory that light is fire
>If this is true, then adding water to this burning oil would cause a bigger flame
>Aha! It worked just like my theory said it would!
>That means my theory is proven!
>What do you mean other explanations or theories predict the same thing, get out of here!

>>10543892
*Water is fire

>>10543868
flatfags btfo eternally by the most sublime logical proof I have ever seen

Why is Sagittarius A* so smol? Is the Milky Way a dicklet galaxy?

Can someone explain to a semi-brainlet non STEM fag how observing rotation might fuck with causality and allow time travel?

>>10543926
if something fucks with causality and allows time travel it usually means we're interpreting something incorrectly

>>10542615
So did she actually do something 'crucial' as all the media purports?

>>10543963
No, they all should take a cold shower, wank if that doesn't calm them down, and then talk, fucking hets thinking with their dick.

>>10543980
>fucking hets thinking with their dick.

Lol.

>>10541636
I love you Sagittarius A*! Thank you for your existence!

Say something nice?

Fucking say something nice?

This thing swallowed thousands if not millions of galaxies.

What you’re looking at devoured lives, cultures, civilizations, entire systems. Into the void of the unknown, suffering a fate worse than death.

Horrifying, man.

>>10544123
Supermassive black holes are actually pretty chill and they only eat up brainlet stars that wander too close, which would be in an uninhabitable zone of the galaxy anyway.

>>10543709
Gravity. It would be normal time from our perspective, but near the end we'd start seeing the universe around us speed up.

>>10543892
all you have to do in this situation is use more than one source of fuel.

>>10541636
The torsions are REAL.
O_o

>>10544123
>What you’re looking at devoured lives, cultures, civilizations, entire systems

>>10544151
When you say our perspective you mean being near the black hole? Like a min would still feel like a min for us, but for someone that is not as close as we are, that minute could be 5 years?

If so then why does such strong gravitational forces have that affect?

Also, what do you mean by the end we would see everything speed up? Does the end mean the end of the black hole, or the end it's pull, or the end of our live, etc etc?

>>10544167
the closer you are to a black hole, the slower time flows
you don't notice this, you just see the rest of the universe speed up

>>10544171
Why does gravity/ things with very dense mass slow time?

>>10544183
why does going very fast slow down time?

>>10544197
Does going very fast slow down time? If so how come.

I genuinely don't know the answer, if you do know then I'd be happy to learn.

>>10544214
ask Einstein

>>10544183
Think of it this way. say you have the 4 dimensions. At rest, all of your "movement" is through time, and others around you will observe you as experiencing the proper time.
As soon as you start moving / walking etc, some of that "time" movement will be shifted to spatial movement and others will observe you slowing down.
There are some subtle differences, but it's easy to consider gravity as nothing but constant acceleration which makes it no different than >>10544197

What is the orientation relative to us? Shouldn't the accretion disk be bisecting the black hole with lensing causing a halo around the top and bottom? Shouldn't dust and gas within the galactic plane obscure it? What wavelength is the image in?

>>10544220
Einstein is the biggest shit talker, how can he prove his theory of relavity. It's all just talk, no proof to back it up, just his thoughts.

he claimed to know that time slows down because of a black hole, yet hes never been near a black hole, or sent something to one.

How do we know gravitational time dilation is a real thing? Just because clocks on GPS have to be corrected for the satelites, doesn't mean that gravity can slow time.

All of this shit is literally just shit posting. It's ppl saying something is a theory and fools eat it up

>>10544230
>What wavelength is the image in?
227.1 GHz and 229.1 GHz

>>10544235
>Just because clocks on GPS have to be corrected for the satelites, doesn't mean that gravity can slow time.
what does it mean then? genuinely wondering how you explain it.

>>10542759
Well technically...

>>10544171
This is nonsense. Time doesn't flow, it's just a way for us to interpret change. So if a blackhole really does create a situation where a 1min for someone near is equivalent to 5 years for someone further away, then what's really happening is our entire reality is being slowed down, right down to the very particles/strings/whatever that makes up what we are. Otherwise, those things are still going to change at the same pace they always did, and we should experience said changes the same regardless of our position near the big hole.

>>10544269
reality is being slowed down for things close to black holes

>>10544275
But how? Does such a strong pull essentially stop the movement of base elementary particles/quarks/strings/fibers/whatever?

>>10544269
>our entire reality is being slowed down, right down to the very particles/strings/whatever that makes up what we are. Otherwise, those things are still going to change at the same pace they always did, and we should experience said changes the same regardless of our position near the big hole.
This is entirely right, unless I'm reading it a bit wrong.

>Time doesn't flow, it's just a way for us to interpret change.
This doesn't follow. Different physical processes occur at very precise ratios of rates (eg. precisely 3 billion oscillations of some particular wavelength of light per muon half life per tiny precise fraction of a pulsar's rotation).
Which idea is simpler: that these very different physical processes all conspire all around the universe to keep these ratios precisely fixed? Or the idea that there is some guiding standard (time) by which all the physical rates are defined?

>>10544316
it's called relativity and it just werks

>>10541636
.

>>10544317
>Which idea is simpler
Technically neither, since we don't have a way to split out the variables composing time.

>>10541636
Phhfft, big deal, I could have just looked up into space and taken a picture with my cellphone.

>>10544317
I see time as our way to bring understanding to things we otherwise can't possible comprehend. Our existence is too small within the greater cycle of change and we are only within a certain spectrum of the wave/particle reality (hard limits on what is too small and too large to detect as wave forms).

>ctrl+f
>"nigger"
>only one result

Disappointing

I can't believe they cucked Sagittarius A* for this M87 bullshit. Fucking infuriating

>>10544331
HEY LITTLE DONNIE, I JUST TOOK A BIG OLE DUMP RIGHT ON THE EVENT HORIZON OF SAGITTARIUS A*, AND DIDN'T EVEN WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM APPLES LIL DONNIE?!

>>10544375
Let me know how capturing the equivalent of an orange on the surface of the moon goes for ya.

>"hey lil donnie, I just took this black hole and stuffed it up my ass, now I've aged the entire lifetime of the universe. what have you got to say for yourself now, huh?"

>>10544438
It's called the zoom feature, you idiot.
I'm not wasting my storage space taking pictures of oranges on that desolate space rock.

>>10542298
It's not that they smell funny, it's that melanin makes them smell musky.
It's also true. I've interacted with whites most my life, and whenever I interact with black people they have a different and distinct musk scent about them.

>>10544235
Dude, Eisntein didn't believe in black holes. It's just that it was a side effect of his theory.

>>10541859
bruh

>>10542541
>MAAAAAAAAAAARTH

>>10544738
Wait, are you saying Einstein made black holes? How is that possible so far away? Or is it a lie and the sky is just a hologram on the skydome?

Counting the event horizon, is Sagittarius A* the lastest single object in our solar system?

>>10545634
Wtf

>>10545638
I am expecting to see this image a hole lot in the coming weeks

>>10542293
Man I haven't seen machine code in fucking ages.

>>10543300

She didn't lead the project, Avery Broderick did.

>>10542759
How much matter per second would need to accrete into a black hole to continually charge is graser /sci/?

>>10542644
No. This time its a bunch feminists complaining that the media didn't congratulate that single female for finding it all on her own

>>10541740
If it would, we would be destroyed by the arms of the galaxy way before it to "arrive" anywhere close.

Maybe you were thinking about the andromeda galaxy which is on collision course with the milky way?

>>10543117
>not able to read the first two comments
You have to go back where you came from, and please stay there.

>>10541636
>tfw no black hole gf