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Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:12:37 2019 No.10533506 [Reply] [Original]

If I put an egg inside of my wife's vagina at night, will it be hard boiled by morning? I want a quick and easy breakfast and the bitch can't be bothered to cook.
>Average human vaginal temperature: 45°C
>Specific Heat of an egg: 3.18kJ/(kg°C)
>Average mass of an egg: 0.057kg
>Time asleep/cooking: 8 hours
>Initial temperature of egg: 20°C
>k=0.4
The only thing I haven't been able to find is the energy required to boil an egg. Basing the calcs off of the energy into the egg by putting it in boiling water for 10 minutes doesn't work, because if you boil eggs for 10 minutes its internal temperature rises to 100. I have tried lowering the boiling point by increasing altitude, but in order to boil water at 45°C you need to be at 57,000 ft, which is higher than most commercial aircraft fly. I know an egg denatures around 40-45 °C, so this is theoretically possible knowing that over 8 hours the egg will more than reach temp, but will it reach fully hard over that time period so that I can just pop it out, peel and eat? I am thinking yes, but I am hoping one of you guys can help me know for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:24:56 2019 No.10533529 >>Average human vaginal temperature: 45°C you fucking a kettle or something lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:33:45 2019 No.10533545 >>10533506 no the shell will disolve because of how acidic the vagina is

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:42:36 2019 No.10533566 >>10533506 >Average human vaginal temperature: 45°C Anon, please visit a doctor with your mother

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Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:55:43 2019 No.10533611

>>10533506
Once the egg gets to the body T it will be in equilibrium and will stop receiving energy, the only chance of boiling it is by waiting that the random fluctuations or energy will make little by little the necessary reactions but it will take forever.

It's impossible

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 15:59:20 2019 No.10533631 >>10533611 According to OP, the egg doesn't need to boil; it only needs to get to its denaturation temperature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:13:40 2019 No.10533851 >>10533506 >Average human vaginal temperature: 45°C lol Chickens have a higher body temp than humans (39c I believe), and eggs don't boil whilst being made in them, do they? Nor do they boil while a chicken incubates them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:30:14 2019 No.10533882 >>10533506 >Average human vaginal temperature: 45°C what? i dont want to stick my dick in that

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Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:41:28 2019 No.10533912

>>10533506
>The only thing I haven't been able to find is the energy required to boil an egg.
Idk bro. The energy it takes to boil water for 8 minutes.
You can actually make really good scrambled eggs in the microwave. They're fluffy as fuck, just crack and wisk a few into a ramekin or coffee mug, let it microwave for a little, take it out and stir it up, give it another 20 seconds, stir again, and repeat until you have scrambled eggs.
You can also hard boil an egg with sound. Put one on a big speaker and play something loud with a lot of bass and it will hard boil in the shell from the cavitations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:44:44 2019 No.10533925 File: 1.30 MB, 600x338, NcvygOp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10533506 You'll get a cute filolial who will follow you everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:52:10 2019 No.10533936 >>10533506 Just send your wife into space without a space suit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:54:42 2019 No.10533943 File: 15 KB, 202x204, 1305139527817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10533506 why do I still come to this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:56:28 2019 No.10533948 >>10533943 Event horizon telescope team should be making an announcement this week.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 8 18:24:57 2019 No.10534023
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>>10533529
>>10533566
>>10533851
I probably should have recognized that. Answers.com is not the best source, but it is the first thing I found.
https://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_temperature_of_the_Vagina

If vaginal temperature is 37°C as suggested by wikipedia, this idea might be screwed. It also once and for all disproves image related, which I have thought about while masturbating multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 18:28:04 2019 No.10534029 >>10533912 >hard boil an egg with sound How much sound is required? Could I do it with one of those speakers that moms use to play Mozart to their unborn children or would the sound have to be too loud to sleep around?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 18:58:43 2019 No.10534105 File: 691 KB, 1920x1080, 0ee6bd24b6e4137386758dcdd5fd0555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10534023 >which I have thought about while masturbating with an egg?

>>	dashing black man eating a dan(...) Mon Apr 8 19:09:30 2019 No.10534132 This thread is an insta-classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 22:33:08 2019 No.10534613 >>10534105 No. I am a guy. Not sure how I'd do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 23:40:16 2019 No.10534790 >>10533566 Maybe she has the flu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 23:45:24 2019 No.10534804 >>10533506 Normal: 36.5–37.5 °C (97.7–99.5 °F) Fever: >37.5 or 38.3 °C (99.5 or 100.9 °F) Hyperthermia: >37.5 or 38.3 °C (99.5 or 100.9 . According to your information, your wife has a severe fever

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 23:57:38 2019 No.10534823 Wouldn't the egg just break as soon as she moved anyway?

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Anonymous Tue Apr 9 01:56:48 2019 No.10535041

>>10534804
Yeah I realized after the first few people called me out on that one. The current working idea is to use sound to boil the egg as mentioned by another anon. I was thinking one of those things that plays music for unborn children would work as long as it isn't too loud to sleep with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 01:57:58 2019 No.10535043 >>10534823 It will be well protected. I don't want to hurt her with shell pieces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 02:03:42 2019 No.10535053 >>10534613 It would need to be hard boiled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 03:52:42 2019 No.10535197 plot twist: she's not OP's wife, she's a preteen that's chained to his radiator

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 07:13:20 2019 No.10535457 >>10535041 do you want the egg to be inside the vagina while playing music?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 08:24:28 2019 No.10535565 >>10534029 Big speaker, loud. I first learned about this in elementary school in music class as part of the tail end of the satanic panic. I imagine infrasound would do the trick tho.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 9 12:20:46 2019 No.10536038

>>10535457
Yes. I want her to give birth to my breakfast in the morning, preferably while wearing a sexy chicken outfit. The thought of her embarrassed face as she squats down and lays my morning meal really gets me going, and would be great motivation to start my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 14:28:40 2019 No.10536382 >>10533506 >OP >not gay I don't think so Also use a fucking stove

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 14:40:18 2019 No.10536418 File: 1.50 MB, 498x276, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10534613

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 14:42:06 2019 No.10536423 >>10536382 This. Boiling an egg barely counts as "cooking".