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10504866 No.10504866 [Reply] [Original]

how do i safe my little sister from angiosarcoma?

>> No.10505249

>>10504866
Immunotherapy. If the rich won't offer it, destroy them.

>> No.10505256

>>10504866
How advanced is it?

>> No.10505280

>>10504866
>angiosarcoma
you find a radical edgy doctor to perform experimental stuff on her

>> No.10505281
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10505281

>>10505249
>this

>> No.10505304

>>10504866
Pray

>> No.10505319
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10505319

>>10505280
REPORTING IN

>> No.10505325

>>10504866
don’t listen to the “Pray” guy

>> No.10505329
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10505329

>>10504866
nanomachines

>> No.10505330

>>10505249
>actually posting a solution to multiple problems

>> No.10506201

>99% mortality within 5 years
My condolences anon

>> No.10506212

>>10505304
This. Everything is possible with enough faith.
Even if you don't believe, at this point you have nothing to lose by trying.

>> No.10506217

>>10504866
Sacrifice your personal goals to spend more time with her

>> No.10506222

>>10506212
>Everything is possible with enough faith.
excuse me

>> No.10506226

>>10506212
>tfw it turns out satan is actually in charge and he was gonna save your sister with a miracle but decides not to when you abandon atheism in favor of doing pro-god rituals

>> No.10506230

>>10506222
Yes I'm sorry. My mistake.
Everything is possible with enough faith, except you not being a faggot.
That's a miracle not even God can perform.

>> No.10506239

>>10506230
lel salty godfag starts calling people gay. reminder: catholic priests....

>> No.10506244

>>10506239
go push your retarded agenda elsewhere faggot. this is a thread about someone's dying sister.
people are tyring to offer solutions and comfort to an unsolvable problem and all you do is try to attention whore.
grow the fuck up.

>> No.10506249
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10506249

>>10504866
BEHOLD, THE HOLY GHOST !!!!

*BEW BBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW*

*EPIC GUITAR SOLO COMMENCES*

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>>10506244
lmao

>> No.10506259

>>10506244
>go push your retarded agenda elsewhere faggot

says you, pushing your faggot religion

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>>10506249
>>10506255
KEK u guize r so 2011, le dawkinsfags so last season
>ebin_fedora_maymay.png (2.94 MB)
jesus god best god, that's kewl again guise only chads go to church and bang no-premaritalsex-stacies all day kek 6000 years old fossils are cgi, fuck science kek praise Jesus

>> No.10506308

>>10504866
sorry about the dying sister man. spend more time with her, it's your best option.

>> No.10506386

>>10505304
I tried it. I'm still gay.
I don't endorse this

>> No.10506402

Just make sure you dont regret not spending time with her , play games with her , tell her about your day , make her feel a part of your life

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10506433

>>10504866
OP pls be meeming for (you)s tell me it isn't so

>> No.10506466

Guve her da d

>> No.10506722

>>10505249
Yikes

>> No.10507759

>>10504866
I could introduce her to my intensive therapy program.

>> No.10508348

>>10504866
I thought of something:

Extract the cells from your sister's veins and do a full genome sequence of them. Try to compare and identify the mutations between the cancer line and the regular cell line.

Then, if the biochemistry works, try to design an RNA virus, wherein the translation of the viral genome is blocked by a hairpin loop. (A hairpin loop is an artificial RNA structure that can be unraveled by a complimentary RNA sequence. Any proteins appearing after this loop are only translated after the loop is unravelled).

This hairpin loop should be complementary to any mutation in the cancerous cell line, so that it only opens in the presence of cancerous DNA or RNA. Therefore, if it infects the cancerous cells, it should activate and kill them. Otherwise, it should stay dormant.

Test this biologic on multiple stem cell assays and perhaps some animal studies before attempting it on your sister.

>> No.10508448

>>10504866
Make a new sister.

>> No.10508472

Sorry Anon... I wonder what's going through her head right now...

Spend time with her

>> No.10509567

>>10505330
Me no have money = money bad

>> No.10509803

>>10508348
This sounds like a truly herculean task, or is it within reach of a turbo powered 4chan poster?

>> No.10510108

>>10504866
I'm sorry anon. Make sure she doesn't die a virgin, or she'll end up with some Arab creep

>> No.10510315

>>10510108
kek

>> No.10510319

>>10510315
sad kek

>> No.10510606

>>10504866
I'm sorry anon. Just spend time with her and keep her happy.

>> No.10511126

>>10509803
Depends on if you manage to find a ptofessor with a stem cell lab who is willing to work with you. The idea is well based in the literature, and I came up with it, so it is unique. Drug development is always a herculean task with a low success rate though.

I think maybe I will start looking for professors that could collaborate with me on such an idea.

>> No.10511132

>>10509803
It would probably cost somewhere around 50k if you trked to do it alone, illegally, as cheaply as possible, without errors.

>> No.10511168
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10511168

Don't let her die as an atheist(if she is one). Let the neurochemicals flow in her. And higher chance of going to heaven. I recommend islam

>> No.10513315

>>10504866
Speak to Cole Robinson and have him set up a dry fasting regime for your sister.

He consults for free and his technique is free. The anecdotal evidence is pretty amazing, so it's worth giving it an attempt.

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>>10506262
Atheism is cool again because cringy retards like you exist again.

>> No.10513477

100 likes and OP's sister survives

>> No.10513743

Guys how do I do this no one is liking my posts

>> No.10513764

>>10513475
More like, they're just spilling over from leddit

>> No.10513776

>>10504866
Pray. Pray 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. Non stop. Your heart and mind filled only with God. Join a monastery and do nothing other than will this outcome.

>> No.10513781

>>10513776
This, but unironically

>> No.10514208

>>10513781
This, but ironically

>> No.10514253

I am sorry man . Spend as much time as you can with her. She needs you more than ever

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10514265

enter a yuguoh tournament to win the prize money. IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DDDDD-DUUUUEL

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>>10504866
Quick anon! make her wish come true.

>> No.10514283

>>10514276
fuck i meant Op

>> No.10514899

>>10513776
This is how you become an atheist you fool. After spending day and night praying with your entire heart and still having god take her away, you become utterly crushed and realize that there is no god and you could have spent that time with your sister.

>> No.10514949

>>10513315
This.
Look also into sv3rige and rotting meat.

>> No.10514966

>>10509567
>Being poor is shit
>Let's kill all the rich
Probably just need to alienate some of the rich, and kill the worst poor people

>> No.10515013

>>10504866
You can't. I'm sorry anon, I've lost my dad to cancer recently, so I'd like to think I know your pain.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/22.gif"></div>

>> No.10516111

>>10511168
Every One Piece fan that I know of is Muslim either practicing or culturally. I wonder why

>> No.10516248

>>10515013
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