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10502010 No.10502010 [Reply] [Original]

How the FUCK hasn't balding been totally cured?

>> No.10502019

>>10502010
Wouldn't you need to control certain type of testosterone?

>> No.10502020

Because we can't regrow hair follicles and if you want to stop balding you have to decide to block DHT which will cause all kinds of developmental issues.

>> No.10502022
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10502022

>>10502010
Everyone says, "God's chosen people."
No one ever asks, "Chosen for what?"

>> No.10502026

what is there to cure? works fine.
t. "mature hairline"

>> No.10502031

Why bother, even if you try to cure deafness the morons in the deaf community will attack you for destroying their culture and will censure you for ever even suggesting they have an impairment. Helping people with stockholm syndrome is pointless. Avoid the bald uprising.

>> No.10502052

>>10502022
huh? god literally stated they were chosen to be his inheritance on earth

>> No.10502055

>>10502010
that's gene level shit and we just started fucking with it

>> No.10502140

It's the proof that our modern institutional science is a sham. If they really were so smart, they wouldn't be bald, right?

>> No.10502154

>>10502010
Same reason we don't actually know how to cure any disease.

>> No.10502160

>>10502052
>god literally stated they were chosen to be his inheritance on earth
Please cite a verse for this.

>> No.10502479

because it requires a cellular approach of localized, complex chemical organization if you don't want to rape your entire body by blasting dumb chemicals at it at maximum concentration, and the former sort of tech is only just now becoming viable

>> No.10502480

>>10502010
You are aware that hair implant exists right?

>> No.10502496

>>10502480
That's just rearranging hair on your head. We can't grow new hair reliably yet.

>> No.10502502

>>10502052
And then they murdered his son

>> No.10502517
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10502517

>>10502502
but then the executive committee at the time travel bureau decided it would better for him live and for them to die

>> No.10502701

>>10502502
Bait aside, you still worship a dead jew on a stick, now back to your containment playpen

>> No.10502864

DOCTOR TAKASHI TSUJI

I swear I post this everytime there's a balding thread but literally everyone ignores me. Look him up. He's used human skin and human cells to grow hair (on a mouse) at a density of 130 (twice as much as typical hair transplants). Human trials start next year. Hair cloning is going to solve our problems.

>> No.10502867

>>10502480
That doesn't help NW3+. Also you can continue to lose the rest of it,

>> No.10502874

>>10502864
I still remember your first thread about this.
I wonder how successful this project of his will be

>> No.10502877

>>10502010
Wear a wig?

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10502949

>>10502010
It has, just not for sub-ten-figure poorfags.

>> No.10502950

>>10502020
>developmental
Unless I'm mistaken, these treatments are only prescribed to legal adults, the majority of which are 25+

>> No.10502953

>>10502949
>tfw Mars is taking longer because he spent half his stack on top of the line lizard-tech hair replacement

>> No.10502996

>>10502864

>"DR TAKASHI TSUJI UPDATE! HUMAN TRIAL STARTING 2019!" - HAIRLICIOUSLY

>"TAKASHI TSUJI HAIR LOSS CURE in 2020 or NOT?" - MATTDOMINANCE

>"OMG HUMAN CLINICAL TRIALS TO CURE BALDNESS" - HAIRLICIOUSLY

First three results when Googling this name. My confidence is so inspired.

>> No.10503001

>>10502010
It's a really complex mechanism. On the other hand, hope may have arrived:
>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/09/baldness-osteoporosis-drug-could-help-grow-hair/593662002/
A rodent trial discovered that something about that drug's activity inhibits the pathway that causes balding, even as a topical solution mixed into shampoo. About two days after the stories started to fly, the manufacturers of the drug had to shut down sales to confirmed, licensed labs only.
They're working on clinical trials now, and I saved the name of that company because their stock is going to go FUCKING NUTS once that treatment is cleared for market. It'll sell more than Viagra ever has.

>> No.10503004

>>10503001
The compound is called WAY-316606, and apparently it has almost instantaneously noticeable effects compared to other treatments.

>> No.10503010

>>10502996
You can feel the scalplet desperation in those all-caps titles.

>> No.10503027

>>10502160
Isaiah 19:25 ESV
Whom the Lord of hosts has blessed, saying, “Blessed be Egypt my people, and Assyria the work of my hands, and Israel my inheritance.”

Psalm 78:71 ESV
From following the nursing ewes he brought him to shepherd Jacob his people, Israel his inheritance.

Psalm 94:14
For the LORD will not abandon His people, Nor will He forsake His inheritance.

>> No.10503170

>>10502154
>we don't actually know
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?
Protip : baldness is not a disease.

>> No.10503300

>>10503170
Baldness decreases your fitness, i.e. makes your genetic lineage less likely to continued -- illness.

>> No.10503351

>>10503300
whats the science or reasoning behind this? Or are you saying bald men are just less attractive

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>>10503027
Thanks. What inheritance is that and what is this distinction God makes between his people and his inheritance? (Not expecting you to know)

My leaning is that Jacob is Satan and that God changed his name to Israel because Satan Israel (Satan is real). Have another glance... can you find anything good that Jacob did in the Bible? Jacob was a dirty liar. God is real big on slaughtering the children for the sins of their ancestors so I can't help but wonder if that inheritance the Israelites have coming might not be something they're going to like.

In fact, maybe God is a time traveler descended from Jacob and that is why he could not kill Jacob by the river that day. If God is the descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and God's own children become more numerous than the stars, then even if he kills all the other Israelites the covenant is still fulfilled.

>> No.10505117

>>10502996
Well yeah literally everything involved with the cure for baldness is going to have bullshit clickbait titles. I don't read those either.