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1047181 No.1047181 [Reply] [Original]

Where can you find girls whose legs go on forever?


[spoiler]The Möbius stripclub.[spoiler]

>> No.1047200
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1047200

dohoho!

>> No.1047234

Well done Tim, now go back to /b/

>> No.1047240

two scientists walk into a bar
one orders H2O
the other one orders H2O too.
The second one dies.

>> No.1047251

A scientist has two penises.
He calls one of the Jose.
What does he call the other one?
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.
.
.
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.
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Hose B.

>> No.1047254

>>1047240
ha! i get it!
because hydrogen peroxide!

>> No.1047260

>>1047254
no its dihydrogendioxide

>> No.1047265

A sodium ion walks into a bar, he orders a drink then suddenly starts fighting with a chlorine ion. So they taken down to the station and charged with assault.

>> No.1047279

>>1047260
by H2O too it means H2O2, right?
hydrogen peroxide yes?

>> No.1047286

>>1047279
lrn2 name chemicals

>> No.1047293

"Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) is a very pale blue liquid, slightly more viscous than water, that appears colorless in dilute solution. It has strong oxidizing properties, and is a powerful bleaching agent."

Wikipedia don't lie.

>> No.1047303

>>1047286
hydrogen peroxide is a common name for dihydrogendioxide

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>>1047308
Awesome

>> No.1047335

Today in chemistry class I asked my teacher, if H2O is liquid at room temperature, why is it a solid in northern climates, when it's still at room temperature?

He just looked at me like I blew his mind. I think I'm going to be a chemistry teacher.

>> No.1047359

>>1047335
get out of that school

>> No.1047365

>>1047335

you sure aren't going to be an english teacher thats for sure

>> No.1047369

>>1047308
Why did I laugh?

>> No.1047371

>>1047335
Yay for triple points of phases!

>> No.1047387

>>1047335
Are you joking? That's fucking retarded, 'room temperature' is a colloquialism for 'standard conditions', 25 centigrade, 273 k, whatever.

Moron.

>> No.1047383

>>1047308
>>1047308
>>1047308
>>1047308
>>1047308
>>1047308
>>1047308

LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD.. THANKYOU

>> No.1047384
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>> No.1047392

>>1047335
lrn2 STP

>> No.1047400

>>1047335
Copypasta

>> No.1047401

>>1047359
>>1047365
>>1047387
Old meme. I am dissapoint.

>> No.1047404

>>1047392
>>1047387
STPmind

>> No.1047409

>>1047387
298K I thought?

>> No.1047419

>>1047384
I never got it until I saw the title of the picture, then I loled

>> No.1047424

>>1047419
same, i feel ashamed

>> No.1047442

app-get girlfriend

>> No.1047446
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>> No.1047453

>>1047442
Invalid operation girlfiend

>> No.1047460

>>1047453
app-get fleshlight

>> No.1047463

>>1047409
Like I said, w/e

>> No.1047479

>>1047446
I love that one

>> No.1047496

>>1047446
LOL i remember in grade 11 chem that happened to me, but I got it in time and it only took like 2 more drops to get it. It was a 60 minute lab and I was done within 20 minutes. It was so awesome

>> No.1047509

What do nerds call the friend who has links to the popular, hot cheerleader?

A: The emulsifier.

>> No.1047514

>>1047460
I could forgive the first one for being a typo but twice is too much. It's "apt-get"

>> No.1047523

>>1047517
totally.

>> No.1047517

I heard you can use hydrogen peroxide as mouthwash.

>> No.1047518

>>1047496
Nice. That shit doesn't work though when your using a drop counter to graph the titration curve on a comp.

>> No.1047524

>>1047517
True. Don't swallow it though.

>> No.1047543

>>1047517
Don't. It forms crusts on your skin so fast.

>> No.1047558

You're all invited to the Quadratic Party


Be there, or b^2

>> No.1047568

>>1047543
I'm sure if it's diluted it'll be just fine.

>> No.1047757

Two atoms. The first says to the other, "I think I lost an electron." The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first was says, "Yea, I'm sure."

>> No.1047770

>>1047757
...where is the joke?

>> No.1047788

>>1047770
I believe the joke is supposed to end with 'The first says, 'I'm positive'

>> No.1047790

>>1047757
it's supposed to be two Hydrogen atoms and
'The first one says, "Yea, I'm positive.'

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>>1047800

>> No.1047800

>>1047788
>>1047790
Ah, so the joketeller just failed massively. I see.

>> No.1047815

>>1047770
>>1047788
>>1047790
>>1047800
I didn't post it, but that's the joke...

>> No.1047824
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>>1047770
>>1047788
>>1047790
>>1047800

You idiots. gtfo.

>> No.1047838
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>> No.1047849

>>1047770
>>1047790
>>1047800
>>1047788
Are you newfags serious??

>> No.1047853

>>1047757
10/10
fucking well played.

>> No.1047855
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>> No.1047867

>>1047855
IG?

>> No.1047873

>>1047855
Oh c humor

>> No.1047879

>>1047757
I've seen this before. It's not that I don't get it, it's just that it's retarded.

>> No.1047891

>>1047855
Really, is this IG?

>> No.1047904

>>1047879
It's supposed to be retarded, dumbass.

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

>> No.1047909

>>1047904
Well shit.

>> No.1047919
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1047919

I love this one simply because I read it in voices from old cheesey cartoons.

>> No.1047945

>>1047904
Oh god you just combined every science joke.

>> No.1047962

>>1047919

Nice, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, i lol'd.

>> No.1047969

>>1047904
My brain pop'd

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>> No.1047984

>>1047909
>>1047969
>>1047945


lurk moar. old copypasta is old

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what is this, I don't even

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>>1047904

>> No.1048084
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Buraains I hasn't them?

>> No.1048151
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>>1047993

What does that mean?

>> No.1048179

>>1048151
It's a perl script.

>> No.1048186

>>1047891
Doppler Effect

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>>1048084
yes this totally corrects the fact that your titration failed to find the equivalence point with the acid/base you were dripping in there.
You should be applauded for your contributions to this thread

>> No.1048197

>>1048189
GLOYYYYVNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

>> No.1048199

>>1048189
Of course it doesn't, but at least you don't waste the rest of it.

>> No.1049874

>>1047387
Yes this is what I was thinking too.