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I eat my boogers and the last time I've been sick was 15 years ago. Did I build an immunity to disease with the boogers?

>> No.10467432

>>10467429
I think you developed autism

>> No.10467657
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>>10467429
Blessed by Nurgle, you're clinically ill but you just don't feel the effects of it

>> No.10467673

>>10467429
Lol, same thing here bro, boogers are actually really good for your immune system, they put all the germs your body just ejects back in, building immunity. I've heard other people say this too. The booger pill is real, also, they taste kinda good, a bit salty.

>> No.10467679

>>10467429
>the last time I've been sick was 15 years ago
That's true for most young adults

>> No.10467683

>>10467429
>Did I build an immunity to disease with the boogers?
Unironically yes.
But you're still a booger eater.

>> No.10467688

>>10467429
I gotta admit i do the same and am very rarely sick

>> No.10467799

same
best one are with blood or after few days of acumulatinjg
although I must to admit it;s hard to quit eating them even for one day

>> No.10467805

>>10467432
If there is a link between eating boogers and autism then it is the autism that causes you to eat boogers not the other way around.

>> No.10467875

used to be an autist who ate my snot. did not stop me from getting a cold twice a year. I still get a cold 1-2 times a year, so it pretty much did nothing if not make me more susceptible to getting sick.

>> No.10467879

>>10467875
Maybe you also need to bite your fingernails for the magic to work

t. biter and booger eater who is never sick

>> No.10468993

>>10467429
I don't eat my boogers, and I rarely get sick despite eating shiz off the flood and whatnot.

>> No.10469065

>>10468993
I think eating stuff off the floor is what makes you immune.

>> No.10470102

>eat boogers
>bite my fingernails
>bite the skin around my fingernails
>pick zits and eat what comes out
>bite my lower lip
>chew on the skin on the inside of my cheeks.
I get sick once a year and that's all.

>> No.10470107

You're so disgusting that even bacteria and viruses won't go near you anymore

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10470345

I thought I was the only one.

>> No.10470355

>>10467429
yes but notice you're also a huge faggot, so therefore by your logic, eating boogers makes you into a faggot

>> No.10470394

>>10470102
You forgot grinding teeth

>> No.10470395

>>10470102
>>pick zits and eat what comes out
Ok, that's some next level shit

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>>10467429
clearly you are never around childe-beasts.

>> No.10470415

I eat boogers. I've been sick a few times recently, but only because of alcohol poisoning, hot weather, and jogging for two hours.

>> No.10470437

>>10470102
Forgot earwax, forbidden cell matter.

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10470448

>>10470102
Wow, you're like me, except
>>10470395
I've gone even further beyond.
>pick earwax
>can't be arsed to wash my hands
>eat earwax
>be type-1 diabetic, dry-ass skin
>scratch itchy scalp
>eat dandruff from under fingernails
>scratch itchy neck
>eat skin from under fingernails

>>10467805
Some ex-girlfriend once told me I have some weird shit called "non-verbal learning disorder". No one has ever suggested that I'm autistic though. I guess I lack the more basic symptoms.

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>>10469065
/sci/ in a nutshell

>> No.10470454

>>10470448
same fag, I forgot eye boogers.

>> No.10470459

>>10467673
based and boogerpilled

>> No.10470556

>>10470448
Earwax tastes so bad though. I too eat the dandruff from under my fingernails though.