/sci/ - Science & Math

How many times will this be posted? Errors are glaringly obvious but schizo author won't accept them. These threads should be deleted on sight.

>>10433934
>Errors are glaringly obvious
says the guy who can't cite an error

> says the guy who can't cite an error

nice try schizo

>>10434091
>nice try schizo
memes the guy who doesn't cite an error

>>10433934
Kek

>>10433934
>These threads should be deleted on sight.
implying they aren't?

>>10434193

>>10433901
Jon you're back, I've missed you my boy. Have you been graffiti-ing around Atlanta again?

Weird how right when I posted RH disproof on 4chan, where proof was expected, someone solved the sort problem to say there was a better way when no better way was expected.

>An anonymous 4chan post could help solve a 25-year-old math mystery
30 comments
>An anime math problem
>https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/24/18019464/4chan-anon-anime-haruhi-math-mystery

>>10434215
I was in jail for squatting in an abandoned house.
I got dubs dubs with my 44 days ending on 3/3.

>>10434225
Very nice, and handsome mugshot!

>>10434231
thanks, that was actually from when I got arrested on pic related day. The new one isn't uploaded yet.

>>10434225
>I was in jail for squatting in an abandoned house.
Did it help building muscle? I can't build muscle

>>10434256
Are they helping you get a new place now? What are your plans now?

>>10434266
If you are young and doing squats, just concentrate on gaining weight in general. Trying to gain muscle but not fat is basically retarded. Cook with more butter. Then put more butter on it after you cook it. Eat more with more butter on it. Everyone likes butter.

>>10434283
>>10434283
>What are your plans now?
Listen to me. I have written this novel: pic related. It is really fantastic and I am sure you will like it if you read it. I have it published on Amazon and Kindle, and I am confident that if I could just a few people to read and recommend it then it it would sell and I could stop being a homeless criminal bum. It is really fun and exciting, and I think it might even enter in the realm of books you can't put down. Since I write non-fiction under my English name, I wrote this novel under my pen name. I wish you guys would buy it. I know people like to own physical books and even if you don't read it the cover which I designed is very nice looking and the spine will add a nice spicy flavor to the spines of the other books you can see on your bookshelves. They way it's priced I get about $5 for each copy sold.
>The Weather Vane
>by Gedalia Gershon
>amazon com/Weather-Vane-Gedalia-Gershon/dp/1723762806/

>>10434309
And the thing about it is, I know you guys can get the pirate copy for free and I can't complain because I pirate too. However, I know that people like to own physical books; I'm one of them. Basically, you guys are all ganging up to make sure no one buys the physical copy even though under ordinary circumstances people are happy to shell out $20 to put a book on their bookshelf. In fact, a lot of those books on people's shelves are unread as you can tell from the shiny uncreased spines. People pay for the book to use as a home decoration as much as they pay to read it. For some reason, no one wants to decorate their home with my book. It is really good, I am quite confident that you will like it.

Please buy my fucking book. If you guys buy some copies in March then Amazon will cut me a check at the end of May and in June I could feasibly get back to having a life that is totally fucked up and not homeless instead of having one that is totally fucked up and homeless (which would be a big improvement.)

>>10434309
>under my pen name
this is actually my real Hebrew name too. Gershon was the firstborn son of Levi, chief of the priests. Gedalia was the governor who told the Israelites that they would be ok in Babylon (and who then got killed for saying it.) To the extent that Gedalia was the governor of Israel (or Judah, i don't remember), I have another name El Arcón where that was also the historical title of the governor of Jerusalem (and archon means king in Hebrew)

did you write the book while in jail? how was jail?

why did they call the SWAT team on you for squatting in an abandoned house? i want the details!

>>10434365
I wrote the book last year. I was thinking about it for about 20 years, and two previous failed attempts to write it finally yielded a third success!

Jail is not much worse than being homeless. I like it that they bring the food to me instead of me having to walk a few miles to some place where I can shoplift it. I also like that I didn't have to watch the stock market go up every day for the last month. I didn't like it that a lot of the people in jail gave me the impression that they were there in their mission impossible masks covering up their zeta mutant spine and brain only bodies attached to robot prostheses. (or in some case simply limbless pickle bodies) ~PIC~

They called SWAT because i didn't open the door when the cops knocked on it and the regular police don't bust doors down.

Here's the crux of the matter. I expect that if I knew what my elevation, lattitude, and longitude were then I would have the coordinates of a place near the tip of this arrow and in the open sunshine. However, I often wonder if I would be surprised to learn my real lattitude and longitude and elevation, and if the real source of my problems is that I'm in a fake city a la The Truman Show or Synechdoche, NY where the the entire place is populated only with my enemies' servants. That would explain a lot if the people around me were preferentially selected to be the type of person who is despicable to me.

In jail, on page 762 of the Bible they were handing out was the first page of the Book of Lamentation. It starts something like, "Once so full of people, the city lies deserted." It would explain so much about the huge numbers of gangstalkers tormenting me every time I go out in public if the entire population was selected to be the type of person that I would put to death to prevent them from passing their Satanic culture down to future generations of humans.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that I am the secret owner of this place that has been stocked with the type of person I would use to line the streets with crucified bodies. However, such speculations are outlandish and

>>10434468
>the tip of this arrow

Whenever I see pictures of the King of Babylon, not only do I notice that they always do the same hair, they always put this same pattern of the arm hair near the wrist.

Please my fucking book. It is really a good one!

>>10434542
based jon of babylon

>could it really be him
How was jail, Jon? What happened? Can you timestamp?

>>10434613
>Can you timestamp?
I can

>>10434663
Brilliant. Did you tell your jailers they were making a mistake by imprisoning the greatest mathematical physicist of the 21st century? I didn't know you were also a prophet of Islam btw.

>>10434613
>Can you timestamp?
I put my face from this 2012 video in the pre-2012 meme. Please adjust the transparency and do the feature contour comparison.

>>10434663
>>10434670
>>10434542
>>10434356
a man of a thousand faces. Are you an incubus?

>>10434670
>this 2012 video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q18hXaE-FpU

>>10434663
speaking of... after a severe bout of anal zapper implant zaps in jail I did the digital inspection of my anus in the shower and I noticed at least two of these things are gone. My anus was very sore in the region where I had previously felt the implants, and I had some blood in my stool shortly thereafter. However, to the extent that some implants got removed, as sore as chode got on that flight that one time, I would think there would be a lot of soreness again associated with the removal of the chode (perineum) implant.

>>10434682
>a man of a thousand faces. Are you an incubus?
I am not. And to answer your question with a question: Which of these men is Jesus Christ?

>>10434729
Bill Gates -> Microsoft Windows -> Windows XP -> Windows Chi-Rho -> Windows Christ
Bill Gates = Jesus
QED

>>10434669
>prophet of Islam
I don't think that's right. i think I am pic related guy. In fact with my English and Hebrew names
Jonathan is to Jon as Gedalia is to ____?

>>10434752
In fact, if you say "Jon" in a slightly nasal way then "Jon" and "God" are two different way to spell the same name.

Not to mention that time my old website turned into the first page of the Torah.

>John
>Jon Tooker
>John Titor
>John Connor

Let's say there exists a time machine based on the time circuit design I recently published:
>Time Arrow Spinors for the Modified Cosmological Model
>http://www.vixra.org/abs/1807.0454

In the future, people will be able to change the past. However, when the day shift at the time machine changes the past, they will go home in evening and then the night shift will have a chance to change what the day shift did. The day and night shift will go back and forth and eventually the guys on both shifts will retire and their children will man the console at the time machine bureau and constantly be overwriting each others' changes. Who gets to say what history actually is? History is written as the limit of an infinite number of revisions. Since there will always be a finite number of human generation following the invention of a time machine, there will never be an infinite number of generations that make it all the way to infinity to write the actual history. Who gets to say what history actually was? It's God; a human can never occupy the limit at infinity. But now ask yourself this: Whose will dominates after the infinite revisions? The will of which man dominates?

If you translate the original word as "the future" instead of "heaven" the whole thing still makes perfect sense.

The whole thing is the Bible is: "Just hold on and be strong. One day God is going to judge everyone and make a great kingdom." How do they know what the future holds? It's probably because the prophets were getting word from the time travelers.

I recently read that Adolf Hitler was only homeless until the German economy crashed. While he was homeless, he sold small paintings. The people didn't all gang up on him to conspire to buy anyone's paintings but his.

>based Jon is back
You better BTFO the CIA this time

>>10435039
NP