/sci/ - Science & Math

good luck mate

>>10426156
>Goodbye friends and fuck niggers and jannies
sending this part to stanford. you fucked up kiddo.

>>10426156
What field?

>>10426156
Congrats nigga

>>10426229
Electrical

How bad would it be if I bailed after a MS?

>>10426239
Electrical is decent, but stay away from MY Zurich. Stay the course, brother.

>>10426156
See you in a few months when the suck sets in

>>10426156
>PhD
>made it
next joke

>>10426156
He took the PhD pill.


Yikrs

>>10426156
See you tomorrow

See ya tomorrow, friend.

The internet didn't exist bro when we landed on the moon, that was in 69 you dummy. I can't believe Stanford is paying for your ass.

>>10426298
Learn to read retard he's talking about the mars rover

>>10426719
>I made it bros...
Hold on brotha' you are just starting on your journey.
Report back in 6 years.

Congrats on getting the offer. Your struggles start now

>>10426156
Congrats and good luck OP

>>10426723
Falling for b8, try again nigger

>>10426224
u done ur phd, come back here

>>10426156
Congratulations, OP. I hope I'll make it too.

>>10426245
>MY Zurich
In your dreams, kid. This is my turf, forget about it.

>>10426156
>get into Stanford PhD program
>entering class is unusually big
>most students find an advisor in first year
>all the young, ambitious professors in fashionable fields already taken
>get old, senile adviser doing 1950s shit
>promises second author on multiple papers
>spend 3 years doing lab bitchwork
>papers don't materialize, for good reason
>realize professor's hypotheses are senile fantasies
>start shitposting on 4chan from the lab computers
>racism, gore, everything, just to let off some steam
>weeks pass
>one day, suddenly get called into dept head's office
>"Anon, I..."
>try to explain about board culture
>try to explain the stress I've been under
>try to explain it's all a mistake
>"That's all very well, Anon, but I don't see what that has to do with this accusation Stacey has leveled at you."
mfw

>>10426156
Post here again when you fail out.

>>10427195
Is there something behind this?

>>10426239
>Electrical
It's brainlet tier but comfy.

>>10426156
What kind of Stanford EE PhDs make 300k starting? Which fields? I thought the 300k starting was only for AI.

>>10426719
It was just a joke bro.

>>10426156
congrats anon! which subfield in ee are u in?

>>10428214

If you want to make anywhere near 300k you have to be like me and have multiple remote only jobs.

I have 2. 130k and 145k. So 275k a heath I hardly do any work. Most days I just jerk off and play video games.

I'm interviewing for another position that is 120k next week. Might finally break that 300k mark bro.

>>10428999
What is your background? What are the descriptions for each of the jobs?

>>10427743
The final line and the pic-related seem to be references to the Shield Hero anime

>>10427195
So where's the arc when you redeem yourself Shieldboy?

>>10426156
>fuck niggers
Aw, i was cheering for you until this garbage.
Hope this guy makes good on his mission:
>>10426224

>>10429935
Shut up faggot

>>10429733
I do not require redemption. I am enlightened in my tastes; in the many anime worlds known to me, I have encountered wonders both entrancing and fearsome; and through them I have known tales of love and woe. Of lust and wrath. Of shock and awe, of winter and thaw. Brave knights have been struck down before my eyes, only to rise again and fight anew. Men and women in strange lands have shared their daily lives and routines with me, broadcast through anime. I have borne witness to the possibilities of technology, of interstellar travel, and the perils it brings. I have seen Samurai shed blood to preserve tradition, through the honorable practice of Seppuku. Let no man doubt it: let it ring through the mountains and chatrooms, let it sound loud and clear, that God Himself must hear:

I am Otaku.

And you speak to ME of redemption?

>>10429935
>>10426224
>the beta males show up and express their disapproval immediately

>>10426156
lmao I'm a fully funded PhD student too
The ride never ends. You're here forever.
PS
>fuck niggers
based
>>10429935
not based

>>10427195
Post her nudes

>>10430029

>the incel show up and express his disapproval immediately

>>10430422
That's rich, saying that someone else cant get laid while you complain and moan to other men on 4chan about people saying "nigger"

Limp dick faggot go drink bleach you newfag cancer

>>10427137
Listen here, bitch, that tenure is mine!

>>10430422
>gets assblasted over niggers being called niggers
>calls others incels

Right, because the .basedboy who gets offended over the word nigger is definitely the one getting laid.

>>10431031
Possibly, considering that by the time you graduate, i'll already be retired.

>>10429935
Same. I actually think this yet another NEET LARP thread though. The amount of self-glorified shitposting is just too hard to pass up.

>>10430354
DeVry university, uh.

>>10426156
how did you get in despite being a white male?

>>10430991
>>10431067

Guess I hit a nerve lmao.

>>10431558
Keep telling yourself that beta

>>10430029

milk has more estrogen than onions. Your 'science' is over 15 years old.

>>10431779

onions

>>10431779
>>10431782

onions

>>10431779
>>10431782
>>10431785
Lmao newfag

He fell for the PhD. Why?

>>10426156
I'm going there for an Intensive course this Summer.

>>10431895
Got any links? I didn't know they had dinner courses.

>>10432099
https://summer.stanford.edu/

>>10426156
Godspeed friend

you better invent a portable eletric chair I can off myself with

>>10426156
Good shit bro. I just got an offer for a physics PhD from Howard U and im not even black.

>>10432344
Are u Polish?

>>10432347
I'm mostly swedish german ancestry

>>10426156
phd in NA is like completing high school in EU, everyone and their mom has a phd in NA lmfao

>>10432225
How are you paying?

>>10432344
almost 25% of Howard univ is white

>>10426156
>I made it bros... I remember asking you all for help with my precalculus homework years and years ago and being told I was a brainlet.

You're still a brainlet.

>>10432748
Mum's & dad's dough T.T

>>10433017
FFFFFUUUUU

>>10433028
At least I didn't resort to bust my faggot ass off to some suga daddy for this one

>>10426156
>fully funded
if you're in stem there should be absolutely no reason not to have full funding for your phd at an R1 university (and if you're getting a phd from anything less than an R1 uni you're a fucking retard), much less an institution like Stanford, so I'm not sure why you feel the need to mention that, it should be a given. I go to bumfuck state university and still get a decent stipend.

t. just jealous that i've only ever attended public k-12 school and public state universities and thus will never amount to anything, will never have that shiny hypsmc tag next to my name, etc.

>>10431256
Ooft! That's a low blow, sonny!

>>10429935
>>10431360
i actually think iq might not be a valid measure of intelligence beyond its initial utility in filtering retards and midwits

>>10434797
What do you know, i might be like Motl.