/sci/ - Science & Math

>phenotype is a stale meme
Trash opinion.
>yukari poster is right at everything
>implying you understand two words he strings together

the 5G anon has an impressive collection of stuff to copy and paste. By volume he winds. Abloo has funny replies.

>>10406399
>yukari poster is right at everything
>implying you understand two words he strings together
i did study high-energy theory for a few years before going into experiment so i do follow 50% of what he says, and it's always enlightening

oh yeah i forgot my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ANON
OptimizedBro!
come back, OptimizedBro, we love you

collectively, everyone who posts frogs and says they have an exam in X hours about Y and needs help for Z

Yukari poster is a cute

I forgot to mention, but I like the "not math and science" poster whenever he isn't replying to an economics thread.
>>10406407
I've been thinking about pretending to be him and just passing images through Trimage, but he uses (very, very slightly) lossy compression software that I don't have, and the lossless compression he stacks is also better than what I have.

>tfw Jon Tooker no longer with us
I actually miss that guy. Thanx for mention, btw.

>>10406413
"Hey guys, I have ..."
*rolls dice*
"...seven hours to study for an exam about..."
*tosses dart*
"...molecular biology and I need help on..."
*shuffles deck and pulls out card*
"...protein sequencing. Guys, I really need this."

>>10406392
>the two gays; one who likes bbc & the other who would succ a jew, no bbc

/sci/ has been infected

>>10406392
I want to officially thank the 5G dude as he opened my eyes.

>>10406392
I don't have a favourite poster. I hate all of you. Bunch of bloated fucking consumers - every single one of you fucks disgusts me.

>>10406496
>obesity poster
I like u anon

>>10406498
IM MELTING
AHHHAH AHHAHAHA
gurgle....

>>10406505
Based. Keep going.

>>10406509
no im done. fuck you.
Fuck all of you!

>>10406515
>no fat women
totally sexist Anon right there.

>>10406522
I have a fat woman of colour as well, if you like. I hate all the different races of the world equally.

>>10406529
god i wish that were me

Don't make fun of Jon Tooker, he is my friend.

>>10406543
As he is mine. Where did he go?

>>10406427
Based /trash/bro.

>>10406546
I don't know, I last saw him here in what? Two months ago?

>>10406553
Something like that. Did he finally get the ban hammer? I doubt he would casually move along to another forum. Are you actually his *friend* or do you just miss his shitposts, like I do?
>>10406547
;*

>>10406564h
I miss his shitposts. OwO
Maybe he is in reclusion working on his stuff.

>>10406564
he probably did the "I'm gonna torture your kids" gimmick IRL and got himself sent to a psych ward

>>10406580
Doubt it. He would be filling us in on his progress ever chance he got.
>>10406582
Yeah, he did love to make threats. I really hope this isn't the case. Either he's locked up by the authorities (rightly so, desu) or the nigger mods got to him.

>>10406392
>the Wildberger posters
advice: listen to everything they say since it will open your eyes on the fraud that modern mathematics has become

>>10406618
>somehow missed the 99999^9^9 Mochizuki threads that did it first

What happened to GeneticEngineer? That one guy who wanted to prevent his blindness?

>>10406629
turns out he had a different disease.

>>10406515
Ha ha ha, you can't escape.

>>10406630
And the anon cooking glow in the dark uranium crystals?

>>10406637
that anon was awesome, i forgot about him. he posted like 3 random chemistry posts i had nothing to say about, but then he posts some thread where OP pic related is some glowing radioactive shit. awesome. that anon was fucking A+ IQ200 Ph.D. honorary quadruple PhD with a Bogdanov Fundamental /Sci/ence Achievement Award

Kind of an old meme and he probably doesn't lurk anymore, but surely godking Shane deserves a mention

I unironically was planning on creating a porn video with my gf spouting sci and mg memes, was planning a script and everything, however she broke up with me (unrelated) so now I can't do it

>>10406686
friggin grills, too unpredictable

>>10406618

>>10406392
You forgot Ken Wheeler, almost as delusionally narcissistic as Tooker.

>>10406392
A few years ago there was a super smart mathfag called OHP but I don't think he posts here anymore.

>>10407064
post archive or warosu links?

>>10406686
Sounds like she realized how fucking cringey that would be and decided to prevent it from ever happening.

Truly a hero.

>>10406392
Don't forget "why haven't cured balding" poster

>tfw I'm the only one who remembers the space-craft-blimp German lunatic who made hour long trance videos about his blimps thinking they would start a new space race.

>>yukari poster
>everything he says is right so just thank him profusely for being such a fucking TQFT god
They once insisted that color came from the SU(2) weak force. That was a really big credibility hit in my mind.

Today I'm just saddened to know I'm chatting with teeagers, pre-pubescent children and some literal retards. Is this what my life has come to.

>>10406392
>"why the homophobia/racism" poster
>entropy poster
>0 hypotenuse poster
>the poster who wants to turn /sci/ into an AI cult
>the /pol/ invader who spams /pol/ threads that get 200+ replies every single time

>>10406392
Why can't I build muscle? The nice option is telling me how to build muscle

>>10407818
Just let the niggers be strong, us white men are better suited for intellectual work. These days the only purpose of building muscle is for vanity, which is what the ignorant are after. While they might breed plentifully and get worshiped in the media, it us intellectuals who are truly in control of the world's destiny. And this happened because we had the will to renounce the prehistoric carnal desires which still seem to grip the nigger's mind.

>>10406392
the special thing about this board is that it completely pseudonymized and partially anonymized...

why would you take away the only thing that makes this page unique and talk about the character behind the posts.

it matters not!

>>10407318
We broke up because of long distance. She would have done anything I'd tell her to otherwise

>>10407973
>gf
I am not suprised

>>10406392
There's an I can't build muscle guy?

That was me for like 6 years.

Gained more weight in 6 weeks than those entire 6 years. God dam I got sole as a mother fucker (6'6 eventually got to 108kg so like 270lbs or some shit)

This asshole edits his own wikipedia page and posts about himself on /sci/.

Christopher Langan, AKA Chakotay. Acoochiemoya.

PHENOTYPE

>>10408012
I can't build muscle

>>10406392
You forgot the
>Another IQ thread
anon.

>>10408104
true, he's a good anon, props to him

>>10406392
the berserk magnets fag. It's always the same berserk pictures too.

>>10406637
RIP Uranium Anon, truly a hero of /sci/

>>10406392
what about this cunt

>>10408089
Brah if I can do it anyone can

>>10407025
Pretty sure he knows he's bullshitting whereas THE LORD is 101% crazy and will play it up when backed into a corner, but still believes some of what he says

>>10408152
A true visionary who is a blessing to /sci/ with his revolutionary new semiconductors

>>10407025
>incredibly dumb
>maximum hurbis

>>10408152
I want to punch this guy on the face.

>>10408152
Kek I remember this guy. This is the guy who got potential and current mixed up, right?

>>10408841
yup

>>10407783
>entropy poster
?

>>10408841
I don't think he knew how either worked in the first place

>>10408885
just search the archives for “must stop entropy”

>>10406392
i thoguht the piggot guy was ok, no idea where he went though

>>10406427
>>10406564
>>10406553
>>10406546
>>10406543
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/burglary-suspect-arrested-near-georgia-tech-following-large-swat-presence/85-37688556-0c3b-442c-8c70-5d4242b723b0

Forgot about berserk poster. He's been fairly active lately.

>>10409085
His name is Ken Wheeler. He pretends to be a sycophantic follower.

>>10406392
You forgot the guy that makes pointless threads about other sci posters

>>10406686
I need that script bro
you don't know what I'm capable of

There was this one person who preached for active recall and spaced (constant time) repetition as the best study technique. I think this thread should be mandatory reading for any non-meme spouting /sci/entist. One of the best ones in recent times.

>>/sci/thread/S9152271#p9152271

>>10406392
>yukari poster
>everything he says is right so just thank him profusely for being such a fucking TQFT god

Who could be behind this post?

The suicidal SnK poster. I hope he is fine.