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>its a girls save the entire first 10 rows in lecture episode

>> No.10389725

just beat the shit out of one fren

>> No.10389735

fren posters should be shot

>> No.10389743

>>10389735
Of all the posters to hate, why frenposters?

>> No.10389747

>>10389743
Autismo

>> No.10389761
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>>10389703
>its a girl you have crush on walks in lecture hall episode

>> No.10389771

>>10389761
Sit next to her and talk about the class

>> No.10389815

>actually going to lectures
>not bragging about how only idiots go to lectures just to fail your class and make threads about how education is a pointless jewish scam to take responsibility off yourself

>> No.10389820
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>the TA’s are fighting over who gets to sit on the professor’s lap during lecture again

>> No.10389996

>>10389815
big brained post

>>10389703
what retarded degree are you studying that there are enough girls for that to happen in the lecture?

>> No.10389999

>>10389996
Computer sciense

>> No.10390018

>>10389820
Kek

>> No.10390023

>>10389703
>>10389761
>it's an anon is too autistic to approach women episode

>> No.10390035

>>10389703
>it's the autist that keeps watching people and judging them
fuck off

>> No.10390049

>>10389761
>being distracted from thr lecture by a parasite entering
do yourself a favor and become a burger flipping ape

>> No.10390108

>>10390023
>>10390035
???

The seats are taken you fucking dipshits

>> No.10390192
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>>10389771
>>10390023
I asked her out and she said no

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10390274

>It's a cute twink starts flirting with you in the class you TA episode

>> No.10390280

>It’s a open up my laptop only to realize the Binding of Isaac is still playing and the music plays so I close my laptop but the music keeps going until I open my laptop again and mute it episode
Thank god my confidence levels are up, because there was a time when that would have ruined my day and probable the next couple ones.

>> No.10390305

>>10390274
Give us details, anon.

>> No.10390327

>>10389703
>its a girls save the entire first 10 rows in lecture episode

Will you fuckers stop typing like this? It hurts my brain reading your sentence(s).

How hard would it have been to write: "There is a girl in my class. We better reserve the first 10 rows in the lecture hall just for her."

>> No.10390353

>>10390305
Not much to it really. He's a freshman cutie and a good student and he has puppy eyes and gets flirty when I answer his questions during office hours.
Wouldn't do anything with him, It's a big fucking no no to do that.

>> No.10390366

Easy solution: study engineering

>> No.10390367

>>10390353
Hmm, well it was a little difficult and it took a while but in the end I managed to jerk off to your comment. Thanks.

>> No.10390378

>>10390327
>its a normalfag cant into abstract reading comprehension episode

>> No.10390381

>>10390367
Well, you could have asked when I date other undergrads and we do TA/student play roleplay

>> No.10391109

>>10389703
why the fuck do you need to sit on the front rows though? I literally sit on the last fucking row nearly all the time and I'm acing my math courses.
>>10390381
>TA/student play roleplay
kinky

>> No.10391125

>>10389747
>he doesn't realize this isn't reddit

>> No.10391126

>>10389703
>match with astrophysics art hoe qt in my stat mech class on tinder
help I'm scared

>> No.10391142

>>10389996
Bog brund boi

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>its another someone with that fast-nose-inhale-tic sits decides to sit near you in lecture, but doesn't even bother trying to suppress it for the next 75 minutes episode

ARGGHHH, ITS ANNOYING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO START DOING IT AGAIN TOO

>> No.10391169

>>10390366
>desperately want to fuck one of my professors
>she's always giving me bedroom eyes
>when she pauses while talking she makes this smacking sound that makes my whold body tingle from as far as 20 feet away
>scared to go to her office hours because if we don't fuck i'd have nothing to talk about

>> No.10391172

>>10391169
I didnt mean to quote that guy but I AM studying engineering so perhaps it's fate

>> No.10391217

>>10391109
>why the fuck do you need to sit on the front rows
How would professors give you an A if they cannot see you're a D cup all the way over to the last row?

>> No.10391906

>>10391165
Nigga has deviated septum give him a break

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>>10389703
>girl with nice ass does squats against the wall during lecture
>girl goes internet shopping for bras and panties

>> No.10393534

>>10390280
Could've been something more embarassing like porn.

>> No.10393560

>>10392878
>girl goes on tinder

>> No.10393772
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>>10393560
>reserve the first 10 rows of lecture for my sorority sisters
>beta cuck comes in and is clearly upset by this
>try to make eye contact to offer him a seat closer up
>he looks away immediately

>> No.10393797

>>10390327
Thank you. I had no idea what he was trying to say.

>> No.10393818

>>10393560
Off topic, but once at McDonald's I saw a group of girls around a phone laughing at guys on the tinder account of one of the girls.

>> No.10393823

Just sit next to them you retard

>> No.10393919

>it's a tables seat two and the guy you share a table with is set to vibrate lecture