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1036952 No.1036952 [Reply] [Original]

HOW U BELIVE EVOLUTION IF JUST THEORY

MONKEY DONT BIRTH HUMAN

>> No.1036954

OH YEAH WELL IF EVOLUTION IS WRONG HOW COME GOD DOESN'T REAL?

>> No.1036967

evolution is a theory with SOLID EVIDENCE

religion is just BULLSHIT. no evidence whatsoever

>> No.1036973

HOW U BELIVE CREATION IF JUST THEORY

DIRT DONT BIRTH HUMAN

>> No.1036977

IF EVOLUTION FROM OTHER SPECIES HAPPENED, HOW COME EVERY MUTATION WE KNOW ABOUT IS DISADVANTAGEOUS TO THE ORGANISM

>> No.1037038

HOW CAN I NOT RETARD?!?

>> No.1037043

It baffles me how anyone older than 12 can find this "debate" interesting.

Oh wait... Summer /sci/.

>> No.1037047

>>1036967
your argument is a little off

whats to say that God didnt create that which came to evolve over time? where did all that is on Earth come from?

even if you believe the big bang theory, how do your theories SHOW God doesnt exist? where did the matter come from?

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1037069

Pic very related...

>> No.1037072

>>1037047
matter comes from some fucker else

>> No.1037109

>>1037069

The evolutionist was being a dick. If someone is asking a question they might be belligerent about it, especially when it contradicts some beliefs they may have. But if you to teach someone something, don't be an asshat about it, teach them. That's why Dawkins fuckin sucks, he's an arrogant jerk.

>> No.1037113

>>1037072
so you claim that something unprovable disputes something unprovable?

you must see that you have to admit the possibility that God does exist, just based on your argument

>> No.1037122

>>1037109
Kris had purposely capitalized "theory" to try and show that it's "just a theory hurr" or something like that, and then proceeded to completely get it wrong.

He is an idiot.

>> No.1037127

>>1037113
No one says that a god "can't" exist, just that one isn't needed to explain the universe, etc, and that there's no evidence of one.

>> No.1037130

YOUR SPELLING/GRAMMAR PROVE IT VERY POSSIBLE.

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>>1037122

Yes, he's a dumbshit who will probably keep the same beliefs his entire life, regardless of how much truth is shoved in his face.

But the guy who was absolutely right was still acting like a dickhead and turning off anybody who may have read that to his reasoning. It's not just the content of the argument that matters.

Pic related.

>> No.1037156

>>1037069

Somebody smash kristophers face in.

>> No.1037161

>monkie..... NVM TROL
U CANT TROLL AN TROLL :3

>> No.1037165

OP prove that the bible teaches science

>> No.1037174

>>1037161
of courss you can

>> No.1037182

tripfags being fags is just a theory

>> No.1037199

>>1037134
Well you didn't see the previous 45 comments from everyone else. Sure, I was a dick, but I wanted to make it clear that he's willfully living in ignorance.

Hell, the status update that started it all was:

"Saying that evolution is "just a (scientific) theory" is the equivalent of saying that an athlete is "just a gold-medal winner." Evolution happened, is happening, and will continue to happen. Period. It's as much truth as the existence of atoms, electrons, and gravity. (But if someone would like to disagree, feel free ...to make a fool of yourself here)."

>> No.1037209

>>1037134
You're allowed to be a bit of a dick when faced with creationist retards or other completely retarded anti-science. It's too hard not to, and you don't want to set a standard of tolerance towards that.

Why are there so many tripfags I don't know in this thread?

>> No.1037214

>No one says that a god "can't" exist, just that one isn't needed to explain the universe, etc, and that there's no evidence of one.

>religion is just BULLSHIT

i was merely pointing out that in most religions the language and stories used are highly metaphorical, meaning that in Christian beliefs adam and eve may have been two primates who evolved into humans

if that were the case then both theories are true... just saying...

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>>1037199
That was you in the screencap? Pic related

>> No.1037243

>>1037229
I wouldn't have been a dick if he would have simply said that he didn't know or understand evolution.

That wasn't what he said, though. He said very clearly that he has no interest in learning about evolution, and then said that it was basically wrong.

>> No.1037252

>>1037214
A metaphorical interpretation of the bible wouldn't be a theory; at very best it might be a ridiculous, brief, misleading description, not a model that explains the process.

>> No.1037269

>>1037243
>I wouldn't have been a dick
This why you don't get it, assburger. The imperative to civility is not contingent on your feelings at the moment.

>> No.1037283

ITT: Trolled 13 year olds

>> No.1037286

>>1037269
He had no intention of learning or even being receptive of how evolution actually works, so I saw no reason to be civil towards him.

>> No.1037290

>>1036952
Jesus appeared to us in a vision and told us that evolution is right.

>> No.1037296

>>1037252
true, but the bible is meant to explain how things came to be. written by humans its not a leap to think that most things are metaphorical in it. from that basis you could create a theory in which God exists and evolution is true and please both parties... in my opinion at least

>> No.1037890

>>1037127
Given a specific enough definition of God, I might be able to say it can't or that it doesn't exist.
For example: If you want to talk about the God who led the Jews out of Egyptian slavery, I can say such a god doesn't exist.
Jews were never slaves in Egypt.

>> No.1037906

>MONKEY DONT BIRTH HUMAN


you provide evidence to the contrary

>> No.1037921

>>1036952
That monkey in the back's gettin' ready to rape the one in front of it.

>> No.1037934

>>1037906

Of all the monkeys I've impregnated (accidentally of course, it's not my fault the condom broke), not one of them has given me a child.