/sci/ - Science & Math

I need a Kurisu girlfriend

>>10361680
We all do...we all do...

There is a really pretty girl in one of my lectures who sits all alone...I don't have the courage to talk to her because my two friends (girls) in my class might bully me about it...

>>10361686
wait a minute...

>>10361686
Why do you care go for it bro wtf

>>10361686
Pussy
also
>my two friends (girls)
>(girls)
Are you trying to brag or something? Because you seem like a pussy

>>10361729
I am a pussy...

What do I say to her anyway?

>>10361669
Your hair doesn't matter, only face and body structure matters.

>>10361737
>takes your job

>>10361740
See, that guy would look impressive and dominate a room no matter what his hair was like.

>>10361740
Scientifically speaking, how do I get my hair texture like this?

>>10361669
how long are we talking about?

>>10361735
"You're just like in my Japanese animes!"

>>10361669
Men with long hair look stupid, unless they're incredibly attractive, like Jason Momoa.

>>10362208
This is an anime website, faggot.

>>10361744
A big beard and long hair intimidates people.

>>10362242
Not since 2007.

>>10362288

The trouble with long hair is it getting caught in equipment or falling into chemical/biological hazards. There was a case ten? years ago where someone died after their hair got caught in a lathe or something.

So wear a bun or keep it short. Unless you're a desk jockey I guess.

>>10362242
>getting mad over a silly joke
Fuck off weeb.

>>10361669
they don’t get discriminated against, they just die mysteriously, pic related

>As a Yale undergraduate majoring in astronomy and physics, Michele Dufault was used to extreme physical environments. She worked on underwater robotic vehicles last summer as a fellow at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts. She also traveled to Houston as part of a team of undergraduates chosen by NASA to perform a plasma physics experiment in reduced gravity.
>On Tuesday, just weeks from graduating, she toiled late at night inside a machine shop in a chemistry lab, as she had for weeks while working on her senior thesis: investigating the possible use of liquid helium for detecting dark matter particles. Ms. Dufault, 22, was killed when her hair became caught in the lathe, whose rotating axis is used to hold materials like wood or metal being shaped.

>>10361680 >>10361669
tfw no Kurisu gf

https://youtu.be/ZZHGUeGxa58

>>10362539
Roastie western voice actors are so bad.

>>10361669
Scientists (engineers) with long hair are cute ;)

>>10363276
>tfw no engineer gf (male)

>>10361680
Please don't remind me, anon. It's too painful

>>10362324
>referencing something that happened 10 years ago as a "serious concern"
>seriously thinking there hasn't been many more cases since 10 years ago

>>10361990
By not washing them

>>10361669
if i ever meet a scientist who doesn't have long hair ill ask for you

>>10363277
Post ur bottom

>>10363277
post ur tummy

>>10362405

>>10363971
The irony is that you missed the MGS reference.

You have to go back.

>>10364106
(You)

>>10364106
Kojima is overrated.

>>10362295
>anime
>posts fan service pandering moe pedo fuel and waifufagging
wow what a powerful culture

>>10364122
Nigger, where the fuck do you think you are?

>>10362004
handsome

I know we all like Kurisu, but what's your favorite girl besides her? I personally love Moeka

>>10363929
I never said or meant to imply that there haven't been more recent cases. I referenced that one case because it was pretty high profile

>>10364461
Moeka a shit
Mayuri best girl
Luka second

>>10364701
What about Suzuha? Would shag her.

>>10361680
It's honestly quite sweet how /sci/ is so loyal to Kurisu.

>>10364461
After Kurisu, Suzuha.