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1035539 No.1035539 [Reply] [Original]

Hey this is god.

I am sick of you /sci/fags not believing in me.

don't waste eternity in hell.

i am tired of all the idiots coming to heaven.

>> No.1035542

>i am tired of all the idiots coming to heaven
Then maybe you shouldn't have made a book that only appeals to the mentally deficient

>> No.1035550

>>1035542
Hey I didn't write it. Paul did. See he wouldn't listen when I was proof reading. He said it was fine as it was. Even tho I pointed 243 single contradictions in the book itself.

oh and genisis, well Paul really couldn't wrap his head around the whole big bang thing so I dumbed it down.

>> No.1035557
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1035557

>>1035550

If you're all powerful, why don't you only admit the smart scientists to heaven, and send the retards to hell? Surely you make the rules?

Oh wait, you're just another troll. Die in a fire, "god".

>> No.1035568

>>1035557
ok see here is the hard part.

"Heaven" is actually a democracy. All of the other gods are like parliment members, but there is a prime minister. I am currently on my third, thousand year term. so the rules aren't really changed by me but by the rest of the god assembly.

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1035572

>>1035568

>implying existence

>> No.1035573

>>1035568
prove it.

>> No.1035596

>>1035568
Okay, God, I chuckled.

>> No.1035628
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1035628

Hey this is nigger god.

I am sick of you /sci/fags proving that i don't exist in me.

waste eternity in science.

i am all the cum in heaven.