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1032924 No.1032924 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.1032939

Why would these hairless monkeys draw their genitals on a plaque and launch it into empty space?

>> No.1032941

call us...

>> No.1032942

I don't think we want to be
>implying we'll rape the aliens

>> No.1032946

Its funny, because its unlikely that aliens will even be able to see

>> No.1032947
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1032947

We should send them something like this. Imagine how hard we could troll aliens!

>> No.1032949

>>1032939
Because we want to fuck whatever is out there

>> No.1032972
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>>1032949
Well isn't that what man has dreamed of every since he first looked at the stars?

>> No.1033004

It's going to be hilarious when an alien finds this and it turns out that the selections of music on that record are similar to their species' formal declaration of war. All of humankind will be destroyed because of this.

>> No.1033009

>>1032946
it was more symbolic than anything

>> No.1033015

sure is boner in here

>> No.1033016

>>1032949

who's to say we ourselves haven't been fucked by aliens. I mean, how else can you explain the sudden jump in evolution from homo erectus/neanderthal to homo sapien?

>> No.1033018

>>1032972

I read that in his voice.

>> No.1033025

>>1032946
It's carved in there, I'm sure they'll be able to detect the drawing somehow. Whether or not they'll know what to think of it, or even that there is something to be thought of it, is another matter.

>> No.1033054

>>1033025
To put it simply:

Theres a very very very little chance it won't get smashed by dust or astroids or something.

Theres an even smaller chance that any sort of life in the universe will be able to understand it at all.

>> No.1033088

>>1033016

God did it?

>> No.1033213

>>1033054
I disagree, there should be a very little chance that it'll get hit by anything. It's like a pebble in the ocean with a few thousand other pebbles.

>> No.1033539
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>>1033004
The Golden Record is on Voyager, you snivveling noob..
This is the plaque from Pioneer 10.
>fix'd

>> No.1033715

>>1033213
Your metaphor is, ahhhhhh... not-so-good.

>> No.1033731

>>1033539
Oh wow.

>> No.1033734

I think that giant erection has been shooped in.

>> No.1033759

Carl Sagan: Proudly blurring the boundaries between science and new age bullshit since 1980.

>> No.1033785
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1033785

old, but at least informative.

>> No.1033811
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1033811

stamping out aliens since 1972.

>> No.1033844
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>> No.1033860
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1033860

more trajectories...

>> No.1033882

>>1033734
You must be one of those "conspiracy theorists."

>> No.1033896
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1033896

>>1033759
>implying the survival of the human race is new age bullshit

>> No.1033964
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1033964

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>> No.1033974

>>1033896
If the Christian Science Monitor isn't NABS, I don't know what is.

>> No.1034017
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1034017

A periodical of our own will counteract to some extent this public nuisance; for through our paper we shall be able to reach many homes with healing, purifying thought.

>> No.1034050

>>1033896
>Implying Sagan's obsession with contacting aliens has anything to do with the survival of the human race.

>> No.1034084

>>1034050
>obsession
WAT?

>> No.1034186
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>> No.1034223

>>1034186
what do those circles mean?

>> No.1034234

>>1034223
The original trajectories voyager came from, assuming they can ID the original star system.

>> No.1034242
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1034242

this is now a candlejack thr---

>> No.1034244
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>> No.1034263

>>1034242
>>1034244

you broke it

>> No.1034273

>>1033016
hehehehe, hey guys, he said "homo"
and "erectus," like erection
hehehe

>> No.1034320

>>1034223
representation of hydrogen--universal yardstick.

>> No.1034328
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>>1032924
reminded me of this game.

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>>1034273
you.

>> No.1034339

>>1034338
MAD.

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>> No.1034381

>>1034273

huhuh

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuh

"homo".

huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

>> No.1034396
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1034396

Keep your mitts off Europa...

>> No.1034408

What the flying fuck are the planetary labels supposed to be?

>> No.1034415

>>1034084
Surely Anon is referring to this:

http://www.obsessiontelescopes.com/

>> No.1034422

>>1034408
What's-a-matter... Can't you read ALIEN?

>> No.1034450

this is me speculating since i don't know, but aliens would not be able to read our 10 based numbe system since our symbols are abstract. It looks like a simple binary thing, or counting kind of thing to label perhaps distances. the angle and trajectory is likely shown with the arrow.

Someone should wikipedia. FAST

>> No.1034512

>>1034450
English, mothefucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!