/sci/ - Science & Math

Open a window and sunburn the ginger

Demonstrate my knowledge of the product rule (my specialty).

>>10306207
You can teach product rule to high schoolers, youre nothing special

Race realism shitposting participation badge.

>>10306201
>>10306215

eat buttz

I'm getting a PhD in physics and my thesis is actually good and not a waste of everybody's time and money

suck elons dick

Weakly ask if I can come in because none of the other clubs would let me in :(

>>10306276
what is your degree?

>>10306257

Earth is a Mobius strip

>>10306185
I have a crippling student loan debt can i come in please the debt collectors are looking for me

>>10306315
state your degree

>>10306317
i studied studies at the university of studying

Shapes are concepts

>>10306332

I can exfoliate 20 sizable monolayer graphene flakes in a few hours

Stare at my shoes and mumble barely audibly.

>>10306322
I did a BA in studies and the classes were filled with Pakis

I ask the bouncer: "What's you're IQ?" and then brag about being in the __th percentile.

"I know what cohomology means".

>>10306185
The earth is flat and we never went to the moon.

>>10307055
>>10307075

"Aubrey de Gray is a complete fraud"

All mathematical functions can be broken down into recursion

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

I launched a satellite with my fellow students at the aerospace division

Intelligence is genetically inheritable

>>10307285
Nope, it's heritable, not inheritable

>>10307291
It is both if we make a slight grammatical tweak.

>>10306185
I wink at him and say:
>I took the Krautpill.
If that doesn't work I show him my medical license.

>>10307295
What grammatical tweak?

>>10307304
>md
>immediately denied

>>10307309
Ask me how I know you're in CS.

>>10307285

Intelligence is genetically heritable

>>10307318
Cuck

climate change is a meme

>>10307317
>how did you know

>>10307324

>>10307318
Nigger

>>10307338

>>10307331
>Gigachad, no!

>>10307346
Nigger

>>10306207
Kek

I have a proof for Riemanns hypothesis, but its more than 1400 characters long.

>>10307431
then make it shorter brainlet

I'm in my second year of a Physiology PhD. Been studying the immune system response to myocardial infarction in aged animals. Been doing a bunch of molecular biology experiments. C-Can I get into the club OP?

Math is abstract but also extremely useful in exploring reality.

>>10307467

>>10307467
>immune system response to myocardial infarction
Which DAMPs are most important to the inflammatory response in myocardial infarction? Since we now know that there is a small amount of myocardiocyte turnover (and things like serum CK-MB and cardiac troponin are non-zero in aged people), I'm wondering what things may be specific enough and immunogenic enough to cause what we see.

>>10306207
I feel like I'm missing a joke here

I look at birds for a living

>>10307519
From my readings it appears High Mobility Group Box 1 (HMGB1) and Mitochondrial DNA. If memory serves me right, both are capable of stimulating TLR3 and TLR4 receptors.

I make the projects for the planes of my armed forces and will be doing rockets when the space program returns

i like science and math

I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

is anyone in there with whom i can talk about cryptography math? can i have a look?
I am also a craftsman with heavy toolbox, could you please stop me the door so I come in, I have to uuuuuhm, something to fix.

>>10307755
right this way sir

If math was discovered and not invented, any and all proofs would be discussing only the concepts as subjectively interpreted by the mathematician. If math is to be the pure study of noumena then you must accept that it's origin is within the mind.

>>>/facebook/

>>10307952
this is a fun thread. Shoo.

>>10306212
So? I've discussed partial derivatives with my professor, I can keep up.

>>10307952
>>10307983
Disregard that, I suck cocks

I have an advanced undergraduate knowledge of the theory of heights and understand the proof of Corollary 3.12

.99999999999.... != 1

>>10307597
>>10306212
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>>10306185
I'm studying electronic engineering, and study philosophy as a hobby.

>>10308070
>and study philosophy as a hobby.

You know this means nothing right? This is like saying your hobbies include listening to music in your spare time.

>>10308856
>ye olde humanities are a gag meme
How many STEM professionals actually run the world? Oh, literally none?

>>10306185
>how to get in
perambulate towards the quantum derivative dichotomy, then, after teh bouncer takes your worthy offering of bux, you go through the vortex of virtual delight into the wonderland that is /sci/

or you could just post something, whatever

>>10306185

I went from a 2.5 GPA to a 4.0 in junior and senior year majoring in Astrophysics. I have an internship at my father's software engineering company, if all goes to hell.

>>10308862
That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying that anyone can go and look at wikipedia articles, it doesn't just qualify as a noteworthy pastime.

>>10308066
Ah I forgot about this, decent kek, thanks my friend!

>>10306185
Show him my doctored MENSA certificate

>>10308887
>father owns a software company
>only gives him an internship
Lmao, cuck

>>10308070
look at this dude...
>>10308862
OHH NO NO NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10306185
>Anon, this club is only for elite minds. You can't come in unless prove yourself. Explain to me what "recursion" is.
umm, like when a function calls itself
>... Welcome, brother

now i know why my farts are hot, down to a molecular level

>>10307283
why didn't this guy get in?

>>10306185
Solve A Complex Mathematical Equation. Every Time.

>>10306185
Because i bring the X'ses

All you have to do is get a PhD to get in... I don't see how everyone else is having so much trouble

>>10308887
>>10307283
We opened up the airlock just for you two

>>10306185
Bachelors in Computer Engineering Do internal research projects at job. Been learning on tensor calculus and general relativity for the last few months because of Chinese cartoons. What do I win?

>>10309202
I know a fake one when I see it

>>10307271
>that pic
I don't think cosplay is going to make him open up the door.

>>10308878
BURN THE WITCH

Dropped out in my senor year of college. going back for math. an online college and I'm a junior now. Can I come in?

I can bring good coffee beans.

>>10306185
linguistics is a science

I study economics and statistics at a top tier university.

I also have extra adderall.

>>10310167
right sir, we have the presidential suite reserved for you.

>>10306185
I studied together with Jon Tooker

>>10306185
I believe solving problems analytically is for cuckolds and virgins, I also refuse to acknowledge pi beyond two decimal places and use small-angle approximations for ALL angles.

All living organisms are complexes of biological macromolecules.

>>10306185
The sum of all real numbers equals -1/12

>>10310397
wouldn't this mean there are more positive reals than negative reals?

>>10310397

Why choose a fat guy for this forced meme instead of someone human shaped?

>>10310425
anon you made him cry, say you're sorry.

I got a paper accepted in an international conference right after starting my masters. Also my research is funded by one of the largest companies in its field.

>>10306185
2+2=17

I can't build muscle

I'm doing a biomed pre-med undergrad. currently studying at a human systems lab studying biomechanics and the effect of vit D on falling.

I can divide by zero

Stop learning and start thinking

dat triple integral is my pass init

>>10306185
I stand in line every day and take increasing integer amount of money from the bouncer

iam grill ;)

∞/∞ =1

>>10306257
>physics
>not a waste of everyone's time and money
Pick one

>>10306185

Show my tattoo of E=MC^2 with the caption 'I fuckin' lurve science!'

i'm not a physicist or an engineer, so i actually study science or math

i take 42th order derivative of [math](x^6 + 666)\sqrt[7]{(x + 2)^11}[/math] tier expr with just pen and paper in under 2 minutes

>>10313375
">" 666

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>>10310656

Come on, dude, let me in.

I'm a professor at a leading university, as is my brother. Our field of study is the same, and I've completely upstaged him in every sense of the word.

>>10314558
>>10314427

Mathematics are a subset of CS

THE ANTE ARE NOW GOING UP.
ONLY REAL AYY-LIKE MINDS, MEN OF THE FUTURE AND REVOLUTIONARS AND TRIPS CAN ENTER.

THE ANTE ARE NOW GOING UP.
NOW ONLY AYY MINDS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MEN OF THE FUTURE AND TRIPS CAN ENTER.

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>>10311818
YOU ARE..UNWORTHY

>>10308066
>mfw all 'old' /sci/ posters who'd recognize this pasta have left due to the unbearable spam by pol/newfags (they are more or less synonymous if you think about it).

NJ Wildeberger is the saviour of modern mathematics

Started with 2.55 GPA, last semester was a 4.0 with cumulative going up to 3.4.
Got a medal scholarship award, two upper 10% and one upper 5% recommendations, awaiting next medal.
Never cared about grades, I just wanted to know more about my chosen field. Didn't even know there were awards and other marks before actually getting them.

>>10314740
Where did they go?

>>10314740
>>10314801
I would say a lot of us recognize this pasta, but we just don't respond. It's a pasta, afterall.

>>10306185
Tbh the most impressive thing I can do on the spot is show the stationarity and asymptotic variance in a stochastic time series

>trips
rollin

I’m not here to party at Club/SCI. I’m here to get that shitty band off the stage.
Nobody wants to hear them mangle Einstein’s proofs just to make them scan to “smells like teen spirit”.

>>10306185
I use linux mint with Unity desktop.

>>10308066
Very proud of you

>>10308893
How do you know how anon engages in his hobby? Perhaps he has written several papers in philosophy journals. He didnt say exactly how his pastime manifests.

>>10314664
The tangent line is the instantaneous slope of the secant line at any given point

Science is nothing else but applied philosophical metatheory created by selection of ideas from ontological,epistemological,ethical,logical fields of interest. The final result is called paradigm which dictates t. current accepted version of selected ideas from those fields and establishes accepted methodology and practice. T. current version of accepted paradigm is updated based by believes in scientific community and empirical experience.

>>10314740
>Thinking /sci/ had a golden age and now full of pol new fag migrants.
>Deluding into thinking there was ever a standard here.
The change that has happened is there are no longer any lava sun vs ice sun and no shitty "solve muh impossible equation, not homework promise" threads the only thing this place has become is more reddit but I blame 4channel for that.

>>10316599
There was less /pol/ content before 2015 though.

>>10314740
literally the second reply to this thread was a reference to this pasta.

>hand over my pdf files of solutions to my school's grad math qualifying exams.

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>>10314664
trolling the fuckers who believe infinity exists in reality must count

>>10314655
>>10314664
infinity does not fit into our empirical experience that we build our knowledge on

I own a ThinkPad and play table tennis.
Oh, yeah, I'm also an algebraist.

>>10318060
But do you run GNU+Linux?

fuck this meme

>>10318136
Yes.

Wireless power transfer by concentrated microwave beams from solar-thermal power generating satellites to land and sea based receiver stations should be atleast somewhat of a focus for today's physics and electrical engineers focused on high frequency electromagnetics and power generation alternatives

>>10312183
jokes on you, you just lost 8 cents.

>>10316599
read the thread which solved the Haruhi problem, the quality of discourse was much higher.

>>10318432
I don't watch anime, weebshit

>>10318398
extremely low efficiency

I can't properly calculate a determinant / inverse 9 out of 10 times since it's always a small arithmetic mistake which ruins everything.

Philosophy is important to establish knowledge

>>10318747
Philosophy is dumb

>>10318685
Fuck off to reddit then nigger. This is an anime and waifu board.

>>10318685
I don't either. What does this have to do with what I said?

>>10306185
I got a BSc in physics, currently doing my masters numerically studying 2D covalent material phase transition

>>10318865
>Referencing a MSM article.
Tuba Jam, we all know you're a newfag.

>>10318694
Just like everything in its infancy.

my name jeff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qBRkr9Avk

>>10306185
I'm working on a masters in mathematics (data analysis) and want to push into a PhD in weather science, because weather science is fucking bad ass. I write all my papers in LaTeX. No one in my life knows I'm in a university, except the NSA agents that keep an eye on me. Finally, I'm writing a compiler for fun.

>>10319196
what about family and uni classmates? Are you okay with low salaries/people assuming all meteorologists stand in front of greenscreens and tell the weather? Are you looking at just general predictions or looking to specialize?

>>10319211
My family has no idea. My peers just know I'm in college, but they don't know much about me. Regarding the perception of meterology, that doesn't bother me. I'm looking to specialize, I was told a long time ago that meterologist software sucks, so I figured I could find my place with statistics and software engineering. I'm still unsure about an exact direction, but I know I like inclement weather and I'll probably go down that path.

I'm really upset for not being allowed in.

UPDATE YOU NIGGER

>>10319196
Could you pls tell something more about your just-for-fun complier?

>>10306185
I'm a polymath-wannabe pseud that only reads popsci online media, research paper abstracts and wikipedia, at least since I finished my CS degree.

>>10306185
E equels McFuck-Yourself let me in

bump

you cannot sci unless you can get rid of all non science for science in a verbal mean, then, degenerates. science isn’t here to stay. it will move soon.

>>10306201
How would he be sunburned more through an open window than a closed one?