/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10294463
It needs water since its a frog, just mix some water in with the blood and youre good

>>10294466
that's excellent I'm glad it's not that complicated. unfortunately now for the complicated question, how do I reconnect the stringy bits of another frog or toad to said brain?

>>10294463
Blood would need to be oxygenated and you'd need a way to supply the blood to the brain. There's a video of some Russians removing a dog's head and keeping it a live for a while, pretty cool.

>>10294470
that's pretty fucked up why would someone do that to doggers?

>>10294472
One of them had its head re attached and it lived.

side note, does anyone know of a good frog or toad sedative that isn't just getting it drunk because so far my experiments have proven unsuccessful in that regard and if I can't even get the damn toad asleep my plan will never come to fruition

>>10294474
how did they do that? reconnect the stringy bits?

>>10294476
I don't know they details but they would've had to reconnect all the major arteries and nerve tissue.

>>10294472
Here's the vid
https://youtu.be/VtDQc-4wGvM

>>10294480
you think a match would do the job?

>>10294484

>>10294488
It's very clinical, but yeah there are close up shots of organs operating with tubes hooked up etc.

nevermind this>>10294475
does anyone know where I can get ketamine and diazepam?

>>10294488
>>10294496
It was honestly more disturbing watching the head lick its lips and try repeatedly to whine without being able to.

I watched it years ago and it was nowhere near as gruesome as a terrorist beheading video. Still, I have no desire to watch it again.

how about that experiment where a guy keeps a chicken heart alive for decades, only dying after the guy died and nobody wanted to keep doing the experiment

>>10294474
and then died...

>>10294463
XD

>>10294463
Want to start a project?

See how many frogbrains a frog need before it goes sentient?

>>10295165
do not concern yourself with what Im doing thats none of your business
now would you be so kind as to tell me how I would reconnect the stringy bits that go into the toad brain?
please and thank you

>>10294463
Stop whatever joke "experiment" you are attempting, you clearly don't know what you are doing and you don't have the equipment necessary.
It also seems you don't even have basic biology knowledge and you want to do something as complicated as a brain transplant?
Stop abusing those poor frogs and kill yourself

It is possible to keep a brain alive without its body, yes.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/611007/researchers-are-keeping-pig-brains-alive-outside-the-body/

>In a step that could change the definition of death, researchers have restored circulation to the brains of decapitated pigs and kept the reanimated organs alive for as long as 36 hours.

>>10295848
nonsense, as long as the humors dont cross it is very possible.
if I were to apply a leech to the toads body and burn a mushroom in front of its nose the humors would be balanced during the experiment.

>>10294485
they used superglue

>>10296279
thats just ridiculous

>>10296267
Ahahah what are you talking about are you high or just mentally challenged, you think you can connect cranic nerves, spinal nerves...
Go back to play with vidya and let the adults do this stuff in appropriate ways and places

>>10296296
>Ahahah what are you talking about are you high or just mentally challenged, you think you can connect cranic nerves, spinal nerves...
with enough matches yes
how about you leave real medicine to the ones who have real tangible experience in it?
you know how many frogs are in my basement?
I'm willing to bet you dont have a single frog in your basement. in fact I bet you dont even know how to apply a leech. go back to playing pic related

>>10296267
>as long as the humors dont cross
11/10, everything checks out. Please continue.

>>10296304
MY SIDES.
ENOUGH MATCHES.
Sure, your tangible experience with brain translaplant ahah.
ALSO YOU COUNT AS EXPERIENCE THE AMOUNT OF FROGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR BASEMENT AHAHAHAHA.
you a real comedian my dude, I suggest you go back in said basement and keep playing WoW with your online friends

>>10294463
looks like a dirty dildo desu

>>10296351
you have too much yellow bile

>>10296364
Failed premeds are wild these days

>>10296304
please be real and post a picture of frog basement

>>10296427

>>10296592
Now is not a good time to have trypophobia

>>10294488
Like all Russians, he was heavily medicated.

>>10296592
I require more frongs

>>10296662
Im starting to think you people just want to steal my research

>>10294470
>>10294484
How has this never been tried with a human thats in critical condition after an accident or something? Even if it only lasts for a couple of minutes, thats the kind of technology that maybe could be improved a lot if there was active research.

>>10295143
Wikipedia article on that video claims that a bunch of dogs lived happily ever after and two even had a puppy who also underwent the procedure and lived...

>>10294504
Ketamine is a popular recreational drug. Youll find it on the darkweb for like 16 eurobucks per gram (should easily be enough to sedate a bunch of frogs)

>>10296608
Did someone say trypophobia?

>>10296682
how do I make it? dont feel like giving my gold to some hoodlum for what all I know may or may not be the sedative Im looking for
my main problem is extending how long the toads survive and honestly they arent lasting that long once I get them into my basement
sometimes I only poke them for a few minutes and they perish
getting them drunk doesnt seem to help much either
I know the problem isnt the humors because I havent reached far enough into the experiment for that to be a problem its just keeping them docile and alive
I fear I will forever be stuck at the first phase of my plan

>>10296687
I think I heard someone say trypophobia!

>>10296699
Who is it? Who has trypophobia!

>>10296709
I have some holes for him!

>>10296678
In order to do research you have to be a scientist you basement dwelling retard, you are just a dropout playing god and thinking you are hot shit for putting some frogs under glass.
Steal your research? You really think you had an original idea no one had before and that you will be the one succeeding, without equipment and more importantly any knowledge on biomedical field?
Stop.

>>10296724
leave me alone toadman you don't even know humors of which yours are surely unbalanced. I recommend you see a doctor.

>>10296733
At least a doctor would have a degree

>>10296692
Is this >>10296592 you? Why is this thread even still alive after youve outed yourself as fake?