/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10289999
As plato said, man is a featherless biped, so does that make black people a type of bird?

too late, they've already shut down everything

>>10289999
Chimps are already starting to get there.

>>10289999
Imagine crows and raven can make fire and start to burn down buildings of people they don't like while they sleep, because they have super good memories

>>10289999
Relocate them to Mars which will probably have been terraformed by that point. Bonus - emus would be able to fly on Mars.

Black people already have a crude form of language

>>10290041
you know birds of prey already do that in australia?

https://cosmosmagazine.com/biology/australian-raptors-start-fires-to-flush-out-prey

>>10289999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_(baboon)

Every time an animal becomes smart enough to understand humans have a shitton of food and are defenseless, it gets put down. This nigga survived several shotgun hits and still kept on raiding cars and shit.
To answer your question, they will never get there and there is only one sentient species allowed on this planet.

>>10289999
Employ them as cheaply paid workers.

>>10289999
https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/a-group-of-panama-monkeys-have-entered-the-stone-age/

Elephants are good candidates, but their problem is they are herbivores.
Their food is not running away, so while they could create tools, they have no reason to do so.

>>10290085
farming?

>>10290100
There is food all over the place.
It is easier to just move over there than to cultivate and irrigate it in one place.
Maybe if they are hit by an extreme drought, but until then no reason to waste so much energy.

>>10290106
when you make arguments like this I start believing god created humans even more

>>10290100
Imagine going to an elephant farm, and its just a bunch of elephants growing various crops

>>10290100
>>10290106
More likely to develop improved social organization to deal with poachers and coordinate access to water.

>>10290111
Our problem is we can't digest grass, except cereals.

>>10290115
You are looking for boars, then.

Suppose we gave them a little genetic boost. Not that far-fetched considering our rate of progress in biotech. What sort of post quality would you get from an elephant, or a new caledonian crow? Elephants seem like they'd be helpful and serious and post mostly on /tg/ , /ck/, and /an/. Crows would be utter shitposters everywhere except their main board which would be /diy/. Parrots would stick to /b/. No monkeys or baboons please, they seem like really low-class assholes.

>>10290118
most mammals can't either. They have microbes for it. We lost our microbes because we don't eat grass.

>>10290126
>Elephants seem like they'd be helpful and serious and post mostly on /tg/ , /ck/, and /an/.
Look up musth.

>>10290135
>a periodic condition in bull (male) elephants, characterized by highly aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones
>REEEEEE GIVE GF NOOOOOAAAWWWUUU
At these times they'd stick to /r9k/

>>10290083
I dunno... this just doesn't 'feel' like the stone age to me

>>10290063

How many fucking times has this happened?

>>10289999
>What will we do if certain animals reach the stone age?
The blacks aren't quite there yet.

>>10290115
It's hard to develop a strategy against a concept so foreign and abstract to you as a rooty tooty point and shooty.

>>10290085
They could do with tools to defend themselves from lions and other hostile animals.

>>10290902
They only need to defend their calves.
Once they are fully grown not even lions dare to approach them.

>>10290085
More likely crows develop greater intelligence. You'll end up with groups of crows scamming stupider humans out of money or shiny goods.

>>10290130
That's what being able to digest means, anon

>>10292405
No. Digestion is breaking down of food. We were never able to do that. The microbes do it. Even for the elephants I believe.

>>10292411
Fine, I'm retarded

>>10290083
They are on the same level as niggers now

>>10292480
Stop samefagging
>Blacks are dumber than me and I keep have to tell everybody, hurr durr, because I have self esteem issues