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So now that Earths magnetic poles have switched how will this effect daily life? Will I have to go south instead of north?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6579515/Scientists-warn-Earths-magnetic-North-Pole-begun-moving-erratically-speeds-50km-year.html

>> No.10286942

Will birbs go kill now?

>> No.10286970

>>10286942
Depends but in general probably not. They're quite flexible with their learning.

>>10286793
It'll fuck the magnetosphere for a bit. More sunscreen, pray we don't get hit with a big solar flare.

>> No.10286982

If we lose the magnetic field even for few days most of the world population will die from cancer or radiation poisoning in weeks.

>> No.10286987

>>10286982
Based

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>>10286793
this will happen

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>>10286793
Gorillas will evolve

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and this

>> No.10287116

>>10286970
Idiot.
Sunscreen is absorbed transdermally and can be toxic if you just slather it on like its nothing. There is no FDA approval process. Many ingredients in it were shown to be absorbed by the skin and exert toxic effects on the CNS.
Better to inject Melanotan II and gradually increase melanin pigmentation with gradual UV exposure.

>> No.10287118

Earth-chan is starting her plan

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>when your magnetic fields finally start to shift rapidly and snap to a new alignment because the molten iron generator at the core of your discworld has begun rotating and it triggers a period of increased volcanic activity that precipitates a sharp rise in global temperatures which causes ocean-wide algae blooms that absorb all of the atmospheric co2 and cause another ice age

>> No.10287659

>>10287136
Cool periods are good cold is not scary at all just go inside lol.

>> No.10287890

>>10287136
Now this is epic.