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Is there anything this man didn't invent?

>> No.10265786

>>10265720
Smartphones. The integrated circuit. Transistors. The light bulb. LEDs. Solar panels. The onahole.

>> No.10265798

>>10265786
>onahole
pretty sure he did invent this actually

>> No.10265814

Better question: was Tesla an example of what all autists should aspire to be?

>> No.10265818

>>10265786
>implying all this and more aren't in his lost notebooks
It's rumored that Apple's business development is entirely based on half a leaf torn from one, found by Steve Wozniak and Jobs down the back of an armchair in a Berkley library.

>> No.10265886

>>10265720
Fucking your mother, because I invented that.

>> No.10265916

>>10265886
d-dad?

>> No.10266007
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A child

>> No.10266020

>>10265916
The man who you think is your dad is just a cuck. I'm the bull.

>> No.10266025

>>10266007
KEK
EKE
KEK

>> No.10266034
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>>10265720
A/C current

>> No.10266072

Effective patents.

>> No.10266077

>>10266007
your mom

>> No.10266078

>>10265720
Every invention that doesn't have his name on it... like... let me think... 99.99% of all things?

>> No.10266237

>>10266078
it's in his notes

>> No.10266240

>>10265720
Why was he so sexy
Don't post the picture I know that you're going to post

>> No.10266251

>>10266240
He wasn't.

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>>10265818
>It's rumored
Stopped reading there

>> No.10266425
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>>10266237
Stop buying into conspiracy theories, it's melting your brain away

>> No.10266892

>>10266415
Jokes on you, now you'll never know the secret.

>> No.10266902

>>10265720
Sounds more like a hand-held radio but, sure, apply it to whatever you want.

>> No.10266905

>>10265720
a way to conquer men he's nothing but a myth now because other men were stronger and more ruthless.

>> No.10266909

>>10266007
kek

>> No.10266925

Edison >>>>> pigeon cloaca > tesla >>>>>>>>>> reddit tesla fanboytards

>> No.10267638

>>10266034
Stop posting the same handful of furry smut

>> No.10267695

>>10266925
edison couldn't invent his way out of a paper bag

>> No.10267714
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10267714

nikola tesla was a vegan
nikola tesla read the vedas
nikola tesla met Swami Vivekananda
http://www.faena.com/aleph/articles/the-yogi-and-the-inventor-the-friendship-of-swami-vivekananda-and-nikola-tesla/

Nikola tesla is smarter than Albert Einstein

nikola tesla drank whiskey everyday


https://youtube.com/watch?v=AE4i3uBMq68

>> No.10268216

I like Tesla, he was ahead of his time

>> No.10268583

>the idea of

Hey guys I have an idea: instant teleportation anywhere.

Where's my credit for inventing teleportation?

>> No.10268757

>>10265720
This guys is overrated af. Just because he dreamt up (along with the hundreds of whacky stuff he claimed he could do ) some obscure idea of relaying messages to hand held devices, doesn't mean he understood the viability of such technology, let alone the working principles behind it. In fact, his grasp on physical theory, including Electromagnetism, had many holes even for his time. This guy believed that the ether was real and space was inherently charged, years after it had been proven that it wasn't. He went bankrupt trying to transmit wireless power across the Atlantic. Also I read that he believed Einstein's theory of gravitation was wrong and purported that he had ideas for a better theory.kek. And don't get me started with the DeathRay claim.

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>>10265720
Strict sexual abstinence (no sex, no masturbation, no sexual thoughts) is what made it all possible.
Genius individual + semen retention can move mountains.

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>>10267714
>>10268863

>> No.10268887

>>10268863
Einstein

>> No.10268889

>>10268583
Jules Verne confirmed most prolific inventor of all history

>> No.10270262

Bumping the original and best Tesla thread of the 3 active.

>> No.10270264

>>10265720
A way to get a gf

>> No.10270273

>>10270264
He intentionally was celibate and refused a number of women in his life because he knew sexual release debilitated the mind >>10268863