/sci/ - Science & Math

Silly BP, nukes is not for oil drilling.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

I'll believe it when NPR confirms it

>oil well ruptures
>ground shakes a little bit and oil gushes out

>NEWCLEAR ESPLOSION. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I'm Ok with this.

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/homepage/STAGING/local_assets/
bp_homepage/html/rov_stream.html#

I don't think this thing would be broadcasting if a nuclear bomb just went off.

>>1022506
that's just a recording from earlier on repeat

>>1022551
but what if that's what they WANT you to think?

or it could be North Korea testing their nukes

>>1022467
that was just me cumming in ur mum

hmm, one would think my place here on the gulf coast would be experiencing EMP effects, but alas, I am not.

>>1022614
Actually I doubt you would. Water being such a magnificent radiation shield.

Would it be possible to find the epicenter with this data?

Oh man, conspiracy theorists on /sci/.

People are always talking about malthusian catastrophes and how we'd all be better off if stupid people (i.e. creationists) were either dead or deprived of voting power in here. I'd laugh my ass off if the Illuminati are real and using /sci/ as a recruiting ground. Then I'd join the Illuminati.

you would think one of the 20,000+ people working on the spill would have taken a cell phone video or something

lol ok then....

>main rumbling lasted close to 10 minutes
>continued activity for several more hours
you're right that certainly does sound like a nuclear explosion

was probably just the sea floor collapsing since oil was coming out but no more water was being pumped in

situation is either resolved or much worse.

>>1022665
Same here. Like those faggots who keep talking about the New World Order.

I always ask them how i can find them, cuzz i wanna join, but they always just say "omg! why would you do that?!?!!?"

Seriously, if there was some kinda group like that, id wanna be on their side.

>>1022725
you have to be born into it

>>1022734
>implying that such an organization actually exists

fullretard.jpg

NUKE THE WHALES

>>1022758
why wouldn't it?

>>1022794
Occam's razor...

>>1022506
whoever is operating that robot arm is pretty good at it..

>>1022868
so you are saying there is nothing in the history of humanity which suggests that people like to group together in small groups, think of themselves as elite/superior/better, and use means to try and control the masses? And that this has never worked?

>>1022886
yes.

Here is a graph of a nuclear explosion and an earthquake

>>1022987
if thats true the seismographs definitely look like nuclear explosions

>>1022884
I'd hope so, they're gonna have to be a professional to be working with equipment like that in that environment.

>>1022894
i dont know if that was sarcasm or not =[

that description even fits the catholic church is /sci/ is always pointing out.

>>1022987
Source?

I could believe it. One of the original plans to seal the well (I think I remember the Russians suggesting it?) was to detonate a nuclear bomb in the rock a bit away so it would cause a shift in the rock, sealing off the well. Thought I do believe it would be awful if they weren't telling us about this, and I don't know where BP would get a nuclear bomb from.

>>1023022
No they don't. The distinguishing feature of seismographs of nuclear explosions is that they start with a huge spike and fall off almost instantly to things adjusting themselves to the sudden energy. Earthquakes, on the other hand, take a while to build up to their apex.

>>1023045
Barak "HUSSEIN" Obongo gave BP a nuke without telling the American People about it. Seems likely.

A nuke going off would have destroyed the entire thing at once and killed Everyone on board rather than just blow up part of it and cause it to be lit aflame until it fell over and sank. That and the US military would have gone berserk since ya know, they KNOW what underwater nuclear blasts look like.

>>1023097
yeah thats all well and good but you fail to realize the US MILLITARY IS BEHIND THIS

their drilling oil! wouldn't it be easier to just light a match?

but noooo your suggesting a nuclear warhead was detonated underwater.

sea floor collapse i already called it.

>>1023097
its implying that they used the bomb to plug, not make the leak

nice going amerikkka

If something big happened underwater, expect this map to turn from green to "HOLY FUCK GTFO THE WATER"

http://www.prh.noaa.gov/ptwc/?region=0

an asteroid must have hit the oil leak. God damn it, this situation just keeps getting worse and worse.

>>1023230
I lol'd

BUMP FOR KNOWLEDGE SHEEPLE

I just looked through the page of charts on OPs link and it is pretty interesting to see how the shit propagated, there's huge spikes all around the southern US and central america, and more dampened spikes in a radius around that. asia and the south pacific show almost nothing, but somehow norway, greenland and ukraine all have large spikes? how is this?

>>1023715
Seismic vibrations travel differently throughout the layers of the Earth, and actually refracts at specific boundars, so there's some areas with less waves, but then you go further, and the refracted wave is there.