/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10199268
All you need is enough fissile material to go supercritical, and some sort of explosion.

>>10199268
Step 1) Shit post on 4Chan.
Step 2) Get reported, arrested, and go to jail.
Step 3) Butt sex with cellmate.
Step 4) ...
Step 5) Nuke!

Hello NSA

i like to eat paint

>>10199268
In a large heavy-bottom saucepan, heat olive oil. Add onion, carrot, celery, and garlic, and sweat over medium heat for about 5 minutes, until vegetables are translucent. Add veal, pork, and pancetta to the vegetables, and brown over high heat, stirring to keep the meat from sticking together. Add the tomato paste, milk, wine, thyme, and 1 cup water, and simmer over medium-low heat for 1 to 11/2 hours (if the ragù becomes too thick, add a little more water). Season to taste with salt and pepper, and remove from heat.

Melt the butter in a medium saucepan, add the flour, and whisk until smooth. Cook over medium heat, stirring regularly, until the mixture turns golden brown, about 6 to 7 minutes.

Meanwhile, heat the milk in a separate pan until it is just about to boil. Add the milk to the butter mixture, 1 cup at a time, whisking continuously until the sauce is very smooth. Bring to a boil and cook for 30 seconds longer. Remove from the heat and season with salt and nutmeg.

Assembly: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Brush a 9-by-13-inch glass baking dish with melted butter or oil, and layer in the following order from the bottom: ragù, pasta, béchamel, and grated cheese (saving about 1 cup béchamel for last topping), making 3 to 4 layers of pasta, finishing with ragù, béchamel, and 1/4 cup of the Parmigiano-Reggiano sprinkled over the top. Bake in the oven for 45 minutes, until the top is golden brown and the casserole is bubbling. Remove from the oven, allow to cool for 20 minutes, slice, and serve.

>>10199268
You need a critical mass of fissile material, usually U235 or Pu239. You need to shape it into a sphere which has to contain a tiny "Neutron initiator" at its core. You will need to arrange close to 90 disks of highly concentrated explosive in a symmetrical pattern around the fissile material, so as to form a uniform shockwave that will compress the fissile material from all sides equally. Note that the explosive you need to use to detonate the fissile material needs to be of a specific kind. The thing you're looking for is an explosive that focuses the shockwave into a lens-like shape inward, since you don't want to waste any generated pressure escaping to the sides. Once you set off the explosives, the sphere of fissile material should compress enough to reach criticality, and crush the neutron intiator at the center of the sphere, thus releasing a dozen neutrons to start the chain reaction.

>>10199292
Me too. I like blue paint the best.

>>10199339
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>10199268
It's easier to steal one. Enlist in the Air Force and then stuff one in your pants.

>>10199268
Preheat the oven to 190C/375F/Gas 5. In a medium heavy-based saucepan melt the butter, stir in the flour and cook for 3-4 minutes, or until the mixture turns a light golden colour that resembles ground almonds. Gradually whisk the milk in batches until smooth. Taste and season as necessary with salt and pepper. Add the nutmeg and then cook over a gentle heat for 4-5 minutes until thickened, stirring now and again

you can get everything except the fissile materiel with an undergrad in engineering or any type of physics.
>op isn't educated
sucks to be you

>>10200328
This.
For the implosion-type device, the fissile material is by far the most difficult part to obtain. Everything else is easy peasy in comparison

>>10199268
1 tsp cumin
1/2 cup milk
3/4 cup horsecum
Glass shards
Ammonia
Smoke detector
Mix it all up and you've got yourself a 500 gigaton yield antimatter bomb.

>>10199339
I didn't know being a wanna be terrorist could be so delicious

>>10199276
probably the kind of jail you go to for trying to build a nuke you get raped by a cia interrogator, that is if they dont just outright kill you on the spot

>>10199268
Eat one pound of sugar free gummy bears and 3 liters of coke and half a pound of menthos.

>>10202087
Would this kill you or only make you throw up?

>>10202089
The sugar free gummy bears mix in your stomach as a base. The menthos and coke coalesce into a napalm like paste, releasing gas for several hours after intake. If you hold it in for long enough it comes back out as both. It creates a fountain of espumated shit and vomit. Truly a nuke by any other name.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

>>10202101
Y-You seem to know alot about this...

>>10201994
don't do this op it's very dangerous, if you mix mil and smoke detectors you get a very dangerous gas.

Shame on you for trolling people who just try to have some fun with experiments

>>10199792
what part makes the gas?

>>10199792
you retard that only happens when you cook mustard. Never cook mustard kids, edible it's ok but once you cook it it transforms into bichloral demimonoisomustardium. Something that you do not want to breath in