/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10194307
I just want a gf

>>10194307
Didn't they do this in the Animatrix?

>>10194307
>implying they haven't been doing this for 20 years

>>10194307
>yeah, lets just play at God by deciding how much sunlight our entire planet gets, what could possibly go wrong?

>>10194309
thatsthejoke.jpg

Enjoy your Jew controlled Suniggers, I'll be on Mars fucking space women with Elon and the rest of the master race by then.

/tv/, sincere question: could we destroy the world?

If it was the main goal, could we actually destroy the planet and make it completely uninhabitable? How would that be done?

>>10194314
What would it take to propel a rather large asteroid from the asteroid belt into earths orbit and hold the planet hostage?

>tfw the cops bust you for being in a solar-enriched area while not having your Sun License

>>10194314
Just send all the nukes we have at yellowstone

>tfw sunberg won't let you have sun over your house until you pay him

>>10194314
Put a woman in charge of America.

>>10194314
just detonate charges in all the major fault lines and volcanoes like yellowstone an wait for the winter

>>10194307
15 years ago universities said this was a really shitty idea. Now they're actually doing it. Based and redpilled.

>>10194307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4

>>10194322
will any side media from an IP ever come close to the K I N O that was the animatrix?
>last battle
>techno erupts while the humans charge
>robohorseman sounding the battlehorn
>humans nuking indiscriminately and the machines walk through it
>techno gets more ambient and discordant when the machines are winning
>the absolute pain and terror the machines inflict, because while they could just waste the humans they would rather make them suffer

>>10194314
We can’t. Life will endure in some form until the sun consumes the earth, even if that form of life is completely unrecognizable to us.

I thought scientists were supposed to be smart. What is this bullshit

>>10194314
We already could just set off a few mega nukes under colbat deposits and create a winter that'd scour all life in a year or two.

>>10194323
dont forget
>chink gets blacked

>>10194314
You need to built a massive harpoon and chain, fire it into the sun, and then pull the sun out of it's orbit and into the earth

>>10194325
>harvard scientists
its the same institution that allows black kids with 2.5 gpas in and lets them write a mixtape for their thesis

>>10194307

>ywn be cut out of your battle suit by machine tentacles

;_;

>>10194314
Probably just need to collapse Chile into the sea or maybe New Zealand
Would fuckup shit enough

>>10194323
the battery thing was actually supposed to be mercy

Isn't that the premise for Geostorm

>>10194330
OH GOD HELP ME

>>10194322
what a poorly thought out plan

>>10194323
the song is overseer - supermoves (animatrix edit)

What killed he humans?
The nano bot ice age!

>>10194321
>15 years ago universities said this was a really shitty idea
why?

>>10194323
>>humans nuking indiscriminately and the machines walk through it
The older models get wasted by the nukes.

The newer ones are adapted and aren't affected by the EMP. Although the extreme heat and pressure should still have destroyed them.

>>the absolute pain and terror the machines inflict, because while they could just waste the humans they would rather make them suffer
Not so much suffering as learning more.

>>10194339
the older models walk through it as well you see them on the bottom, and yes they are making the humans suffer for killing their diplomats. its why they rip them out of the power armor instead of just lasering them, and why they send the older models first as bait to demoralize them when the new ones come out. its also why they are insectoid and aquatic looking. they started looking like humans and humanity rejected them, so they formed a new society with an insectoid slant and held a fat grudge.

>>10194307
>let's not change our ways
>let's block the sun and continue trashing the planet
>we'll just block the sun again in a few years
I thought scientists were supposed to be smart

>>10194338
>Dude let's just block out the sun!
What could possibly go wrong?

the better question is what the hell gives these fucks jurisdiction over unilaterally changing the atmosphere. I don't remember signing up for this shit

>>10194314
Create a virus which wipes out all plant based life.

>>10194314
No, we simply don't have the physical ability to entirely remove life from Oceans. Life would eventually restart from there

>>10194343
I thought unilateral means only one of the two parties decides to do something. I.e. unilateral here would mean the atmosphere didn't get a vote

>Scientists plan to mimic the effects of a massive volcanic eruption in a bid to tackle global warming.
Yeah no, that sounds like a fantastic idea

>>10194343
chutzpah

>>10194346
poor choice of words on my part but you get the gist. It's unilateral since the rest of the world doesn't have a say in what they are doing

>>10194343
That's why it's called Globalism, you don't get a say, only the actual elite does.

>>10194314
Yes just get all the chinamen to jump of the great wall at once.

>>10194350
>B-but my HS teacher told me globalization is a net gain for me

>>10194323
Animatrix is fucking stupid
>machines somehow immune to nukes
>humans never tackle this
>machine malfunctions somehow make them sentient
>outproduce humans for some reason even though humans can just recreate them without sentience

>>10194314
Trump has two years left, so I guess we’ll find out together...

>>10194353

Machines can create better machines than humans because they don't have the basic malfunctions humans have, their learning abilities and memorization is perfect and can work 24/7, no sleep, no holidays, no medical leave, a machine that malfunctions can be instantly replaced by a new one, the existence of B166ER was a snowball going down a neverending mountain, a machine capable of passing the turing test would mean the inevitable "replacement" of humanity in just a few years.

>>>/tv/106860773

Mod, you fucking retard, the photo in the OP is from Animatrix, a FILM.

Hello, /sci/

>>10194316
Jokes on them, the only sun in the UK is the tabloid.

>>10194357
Fuck /tv/ jannies

>>10194338
Acid rain

>>10194307
>tfw the leftards are actually gonna be the ones killing the planet

I can't wait lads

>>10194314
>could we destroy the world?
No. The planet is pretty big and even after accidentally a whole mars sized planetoid the planet is still around.
If you mean could we destroy all life on earth the answer is emphatically No since the are all kinds of inaccessible isolated biomes that would never even notice. Like that cave in eastern europe recently discovered that had been cut off from the world for millions of years that doesn't even have trace radiation from Chernobyl on it.
We could proper fuck life on earth for humanity though, and we are.

>>10194355
>>10194353
I just wish they were a little more creative with their allegory than having literal humanoid slave robots in human clothing making pyramids and serving drinks. Also I have to agree that the "heat and radiation of the nukes don't hurt them" explanation was bizarre and wrong. It has some amazing visuals and music at least, best Animatrix story was still the haunted house desu.

>>10194314
Occams Razor.
A big old stone projectile at MAXIMUM SPEED.

Any based dudes want to launch a needle shaped guided rocket into the stratosphere? Would be so cash to burst their bubble.

>>10194313
j e l l o b a b b y s

>>10194330
Horrified but also boner. Why?!

Wouldnt this method have to cause massive crop death if it were to be implemented at a scale that could reduce temps? Why not just increase the albedo by making illegal to not have white roads, rooftops, or other artificial surfaces. Just start painting everything white.

Boston Dynamics is like 45 minutes down the highway from me. How fucked am I?

More human than human.
More human than human.

>>10194506

If you start hearing reports about people being found kicked to death then you should pack your bags right away.

>>10194341
>Fortunately, our handsomest Harvard scientists came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2019, we simply cover the planet in a layer of aerosols again and again.
>Of course, because the greenhouse gasses are still building up, it takes more and more each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

>>10194311
wouldn't this also increase the greenhouse effect and make it even harder for heat that makes its way onto earth to escape?

pic is me btw I'm sincerely asking

AH HAHAHA HA HA

>>10194322
Do grown men actually watch this shit? I cringed when the techno started playing

>>10194866
greenhouse effect is because heat radiated from the surface is primarily infrared, and greenhouse gases block infrared more than they block the other wavelengths coming from the sun

>>10194884
A lot of adults are nostalgic for it because it came out 15 years ago and it was cool as hell when they were 12

>>10194873
sneed

>>10194335
>>10194339
>>10194340
>>10194353
Animatrix was a propaganda piece by machines for humans, not depiction of actual events

>>10194307
Jokes on all of you, I live in iceland where we get our power and heat from volcanic activity, sorry you guys but you are all gonna die.

Not shocked, climate evangelists have always been giga brainlets. Wouldn't surprise me if they ended up being the ones to fuck up the biosphere in a major way.

Is UV radiation important to anything biologically?

>>10194309
>>10194307
Didn't they do this in Animaniacs?

>>10195279
thots

So is a giant Not!-AI gonna use nanites to make people into cybernetic gods?

>>10194484
To inflict suffering in war to demoralize the enemy.

>>10194884
fuck off zoomer faggot

>>10194307
Unlike most experiments of trial and error, we don't have the luxury of failure here. If we fail, we die.

>>10194506
Make sure there are no hockey sticks anywhere near your house.

>>10194906
What I don't understand is why can't things that were cool to 12 year olds 12 years ago be cool to 12 year olds who are 12 years old now. I mean it's not like the techno utopia/dystopia has changed at all since then. It's all the same shit now as it was then.

>>10195968
To answer my own question, I guess it's because it doesn't have Thanos. Man marketers have a stranglehold on every upcoming generation. And all they have to do is make it "NEW"

>>10194307
It will do nothing or it will cool the earth much more than they intended and fuck everything up.

>>10194307
>Once the balloon is in place, it will release small particles of calcium carbonate.
>spraying blackboard chalk into the atmosphere
wat

Sounds like it'll just scatter and end up seeding clouds instead.

>>10195993
>it will cool the earth much more than they intended and fuck everything up
winter-chan approves

>>10194352
>implying having your consumer goods made for pennies in china doesn't improve your quality of life

>>10194307
ONE HUNDRED GRAMS OF POWDERED CHALK. That's it. It's only 100 grams. Of chalk.

>>10194314
we're already doing it. hell, we have enough nukes to put us in a long enough nuclear winter that humans would go extinct, several times over

>>10194353
machines don't need oxygen or food, just electricity, so it would be way easier for them to harden their core governing and production systems underground in a way that protected them from a nuke strike

honest question, is it a good idea that they can just... do this? there's legal frameworks in place for fucking with the atmosphere within a country where a state can sue another state (in the USA at least), but there's no meaningful legal frameworks governing international disputes that would serve to regulate attempts like this.

>>10196602
>but there's no meaningful legal frameworks governing international disputes that would serve to regulate attempts like this.
Are you sure? There's usually something between countries that share rivers, and I'm sure somebody must have pushed something through after Chernobyl somewhere.

>>10194314
>/tv/

>>10194307
They've been doing this for decades, they're called chemtrails and use barium stearate, aluminum oxide nanoparticles, and strontium. The only difference is they also beam those with phased array radar to heat up the atmosphere and control the weather. Calcium carbonate doesn't have the same utility.

Enjoy your vitamin D deficiency as well.

>>10196616
i was intentionally being a dickhead by saying "meaningful". yeah, there's courts that govern suits between different nations (WTO, ICJ, UN, various human rights tribunals and shit), but a lot of them are hamstrung. UN resolutions are bullshit unless they bring peacekeeprs in, WTO conflict resolutions are kind of a joke because they dont have binding precedents, every case is pretty much a blank slate even if the exact same issue was tried before, the USA doesn't even recognize the authority of the international criminal court, and a lot of the other shit is largely ineffective or doesn't bother to do/doesn't have resources to do what it was set up to do

>>10194307
Why not just stop burning coal and go nuclear?
Humanity is beyond saving lmao

>>10194319
;)

>>10194884
Wow look at this 4channer!

>>10194339
>Also
What happened to the robots sent to Chernobyl?

>>10197368
they heat up and important bits desolder themselves

the animatrix was shit

this is what happens when you take hormones

>>10194319
oh shidd baesd

>>10194319
B-B-BASED!

>>10194343
Except shouldn't you be more mad at capitalists fucking over the environment?

>>10194506
This is how God tests us

>>10195326
You can't expect anyone to understand this reference. Didn't every unsold copy have to be recalled and destroyed because of a copyright lawsuit since it was essentially plagiarized?

>>10196724
>>/x/
kys nibba

>>10194355
>B166ER
>bigger
How did I never realize this?

>>10196571
>we're already doing it. hell, we have enough nukes to put us in a long enough nuclear winter that humans would go extinct, several times over
No we don't you mouthbreathing retard. Stop using hollywood movies as your source