/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10175475
Use it to gas Jews and non-whites

>>10175481
Based and redpilled

>>10175475

THROW THE SWITCH IGOR!

>>10175475
>You are now given full access and authority at CERN. What do you do?
If that means "you are now in charge of the entire facility and own it":
I would round up employee that works there and ask them all individually if they can differentiate the "particles" that are being accelerated and the electromagnetism that accelerates them. Each employee that answers the question will be terminated immediately. Each employee that cannot answer the question will retain their jobs with the company under new titles or be offered a golden parachute of some kind. Then the entire facility will be demolished and materials recycled or sold, the proceeds going to a charity unanimously agreed upon by the remaining workers.

>>10175481
>>10175500
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>>10175510
what is wrong with you people? sounds like you all need to return to >>>/pol/

>>10175551
Answer the question.

>>10175475
Human experimentation for sure

>>10175475
>What do you do?
Get them to publish the full spin analysis on the Higgslike particle that they discovered in 2012. It is only a Higgs if it has spin-0. If it has spin-1, then it conforms more closely to my own prediction than to Higgs'.

>>10175475
Up to training their replacements, pic

>>10175475
>Is the entire facility a meme?
train their replacements... unless this is meme CERN running machinery that I don't give a fuck about.

>>10175475
These guys invented the internet, you know? Are you this smart?

>>10175598
Nah... those were the guys that were there 40 years ago.

>>10175573
None of those posts contained questions

>>10175475
Basically let it do its thing for the course to 2030 and if nothing new is found in that time put finding toward a linear collider with root(s) approx 500GeV

>>10175598
That was US millitary project, they invented world wide web, also connecting computers was inevitable, first to do that had optimal conditions, it doesn't imply he was smartest.

>>10175594
You don't know what spinors are, and what charge conjugation does.
Go learn that before trying to reinvent stuff.

>>10175475
Have a tour, then give it back to whoever ran it before because I have no idea how to run CERN.

Shut it down and rescue the enslaved children.

>>10175475
>What do you do?
Sell it

>>10175475
I guess get promoted bc I already work there

>>10175770
What are you looking for and through which channels?

>>10175770
Do they need I&C technicians? I've always wanted to see CERN

>>10175801
you will have to chop off your dick, they hate men there, especially white ones. They hinder strong women from finally adding something to physics.

>>10175822
I didn't know women wanted to be technicians. At my facility they just get do-nothing "engineer jobs" and are glorified project managers. While all the men do the actual engineering.

>>10175551
Theyre clearing joking silly.

>>10175826
no talking, chop it off already

>>10175830
Yes ma'am

>>10175594
Schizo

>>10175594
Are they still holding the data? When will it be released so you can do the analysis yourself and end up not publishing because it's spin 0

>>10175475
Use LHC to open a black hole and dustbin this gay earth

>>10175551
N

>>10175884
I

>>10175915
G

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>>10175971
Gonna take 3 while minutes to finish that word...

>>10175971
G

>>10175992
E

>>10176171
R

>>10175660
A spinor obeys the spinor equation, ie: it's transforms as a spinor. Charge conjugation is a matrix operation on the Dirac vector. You're fucking retarded and if you've been telling those lies in your reports then you're going to get defiled along the inhabitants of meme CERN.

>Go learn that before trying to reinvent stuff.
"Learn the stuff from the 1920s before you fill in the gaps from the 1850s." I bet you are real smart.

>>10175677
>Shut it down and rescue the enslaved children.
yeah maybe, but maybe just nuke it after the slavers get defiled sadistically in front of everyone they sought to impress with their gay scientism

>>10175864
it's not about holding data. It's about publishing the results of the only data analysis that matters: how the histogram lines up against all (not some) allowed scattering amplitudes. As yet, if you look at the the published material, they have not yet done the most simple and obvious analytical task. I'm not saying they haven't done it, I'm saying they did it and decided not to publish it because it corroborate my prediction.

>>10176224
>El Arcon
>you're fucking retarded
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>10176224
>it's not about holding data. It's about publishing the results of the only data analysis that matters
Then fuckin do it yourself and publish it. Root and MadGraph are free to download and use, not that fuckin hard, but you're retarded and incompetent so please stay away from any real data someone has taken

>>10176331
>not that fuckin hard
Calculating the expected amplitudes of of the various channels in the LHC might not be that hard but it would be hard as fuck to invest that much time, especially when I have no 1000+ collaborators to point out the trivial errors I will certainly make doing it alone.

Also, when I was working in ICECUBE, I used Root. It is poorly documented and very hard to use, and if my advisor wasn't holding my hand on everything I did then none of it would have gotten done.

>>10176341
which is to say, "That would be very hard to do alone"

>>10176341
Well I'm not sure what analysis you have in mind specifically, but the 1000s of people do not work on the same projects. The groups are usually fairly small, I've known some people to do the analysis entirely on their own with help from advisor. I'm sure the "world's greatest physicist" could handle a single analysis. If you don't like root, that's fine, don't use it. I did all my work in Fortran and plots in mathematica, just get your shit done.

>>10175475
https://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC3

>>10176371
>your shit
Do you mean my theoretical work as opposed to using the software which is basically impossibly to use without an expert holding your hand through your first 500 hours? Before you answer, don't forget my other superlative:
>history's most vindictive killer.
That one is over all of history; I've never claimed to be more than greatest physicist that's currently alive. Ask yourself: am I really so sure he won't track me down later? Then, even if you concede that I might, ask yourself, "Will he give me a merciful death?' The answer is no. I might not track you down later but if I do it isn't going to be to give you mercy. So with that in mind, please inspire me to emote with your disrespectful tone.

>>10176503
>greatest physicist currently alive
>needs someone else to hold your hand while you operate a software package developed by someone else to do all the physics for you so you can skip the messy QFT

>>10175801
>Do they need I&C technicians
don't know, probably
>>10175793
>What are you looking for and through which channels?
Our group works on designing strip detectors for ATLAS

>>10176172
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!

>>10176224
Did you just reply to yourself

>>10176574
>greatest physicist
>isn't a code monkey
>wow

>>10177849
Not expecting you to code it, expecting you to be able to use it for work and be able to interpret it. But you're right, you're the greatest physicist and shouldn't have to use computers. Go do the QFT calculations (that I know you don't understand enough to calculate) by hand and see how long that takes. Maybe that would take the 1000s of collaborators to get done in a reasonable time...

>>10178043
>you're the greatest physicist
The theoretical physicist's job is not firstly to turn the crank, the primary purpose of the theoretician is to make a better crank to turn.

>>10178439
Neither of which is Tooker capable of

>>10178988
Turning the crank, in few cases aside from Monte Carlo algorithms, is nothing more than writing a parameter file for a Runge-Kutta algorithm. I know how to dot hat pretty well; while I only took one semester of real analysis and one of complex analysis, I took the full two semester sequence of numerical analysis, and my teacher was very smart, and she was a woman!

stop this waste of money and spend it on space travel

>>10175481
It's bad that I laughed at this

>>10175579
Like what? Shoot some particles through a body?

>>10175475
>What do you do
>Upgrade it to peak power because I don't want to wait 20 years to get there for no reason, run it constantly and continue to do so until I have more data than I could ever store.
>Shut it down while we analyze data
>Repeat and beg for funding for version 2 that takes 100x more power.

>>10175551
come on, they are just doing their job. just ignore them like a would a beggar in the street.

>>10175551
>expecting anything else on 4chan

>>10175475
Jizz into Atlas.

They do good work mostly, but start getting into the SJW hype currently. I hope they get out of it before everything is ruined.

>>10175551
CRINGE

>>10175594
I even suggest learning to read first. They rule out other fields with 98% confidence. They do not rule out other fields on any premise other than statistics.

>>10179721
I suggest you learn to read. There is a big difference between other models being ruled out at 98% and "all" of the models being ruled out at 98%. My hypothesis is that the model they refuse to report on, the spin-1 model, has not been ruled out at 98%, but likely is highly favored over the spin-0 models
>The Truth About Geometric Unity
>http://www.vixra.org/abs/1307.0075

>>10175475
>Turn on the particle accelerator.
>Start making dark matter or some shit.
>Whip out my dick
>Jack off into the particle accelerator
>Semen fuses with dark matter shit
>Create dark-matter anon
>Chill
It would be like Shadow Sonic

>>10175481
not in 4channel

>>10175509
kek wtf is this from?

>>10175475
collect antimatter to blow up vatican
As god intended

>>10183789
They say the City of Seven Hills which is destroyed at the conclusion of the prophecy of the Popes is actually Rome. How many hills are in Jerusalem?
>http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp

>>10175475
>You are now given full access and authority at CERN. What do you do?
Throw random things into the particle stream to see what happens, then start a youtube channel.

>>10175475
The first thing I would do is make sure it's shut off as much as it can be and then make someone give me a guided tour.
Then I'd start smashing particles and trying to administratively force the installation of 'viewing windows' even if you can't even see it anyway.

Start hunting down the IBM 5100

>>10175481
fpbp

>>10179520
This is basically what they're doing, except intelligently so it doesn't cost an excessive amount of money for power during the high cost months. The down time is planned and not wasted. If you did how you stated, your being wouldn't be funded

>>10180944
They publish a paper and if you could actually show it maybe you could have a real paper that isn't just vixra trash

>>10184455
Wow you could make hundreds of cents from your YouTube channel doing that and kill many people in the process. Such smart think

>>10175475
walk inside the accelerator and turn it on to turn into dr manhattan or something

>>10184567
Hey I am watching it right now