/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10144256
I put an avocado seed in water today by tooth picks.

>>10144256
Where can I download PhD apps? Are they the sort of apps that you can tell them what you want them to do?

>>10144305
apps = applications, as in applying

>>10144256
>essays are the bane of my existence
Yikes!

>>10144256
I had a couple good bowel movements today so it seems there’s no more encopresis for this big boy
>stopped eating meat or lifting
kill me

> phd meant to further the knowledge of humanity
> "my future"

neck yourself

>PhD student
>can't write an essay

*laughs in liberal arts*

>>10144435
>phd meant to further the knowledge of humanity

>>10144331
Yes, apps = applications, as in applying to my daily life. So where do I get PHD apps?

>>10144556
>liberal arts
You don’t belong on this board. Pic related is you.

>>10144256
Good shit. I am going to do mine this weekend. Due Dec 1st.

Did you have to do a personal history statement as well?

any tips for the statement of purpose?

>>10144435
Not mutually exclusive

>>10144256
>can't even write
>goes for PhD anyway
Cringe

>>10144435
Pretentious fuck

>>10145090
Still can't write to save your life.

>>10144256
Why do people pretend who can't write pretend that they're intelligent?

>>10144556
>>10145090
A lot of good math and science bachelors come out of liberal arts colleges desu, just look at Harvey Mudd, Bryn Mawr, Wesleyan, etc. We take the same STEM classes, we just write more than tech college autists.

>>10144256
>Just finished drafting my Statement of Purpose for PhD apps
when I was doing my bachelors thesis, I knew 3 msc guys who were practically handed their phd spots, how common is this?

>>10145793
Why do people who can't write a coherent sentence pretend they're intelligent?

>>10145858
Nice cope, faggot

>>10144256
>Essays are the bane of my existence
If you can't write, you're not smart.

>>10144256
I have done literally no work on my college essays.

>>10146587
>>10146590
I'm an engineering student and I am sure have written essays than you.

>hurrdurr cope
Face it, you just aren't smart enough to figure out the formula for a good essay yet.

>>10146637

>>10146590
This is an undergraduate math major at a reputable liberal arts college. Whose coping now?

>>10146647
>course numbers in bold are strongly recommended
>no bold course numbers
pathetic

>>10144435
>further the knowledge of humanity

Really spooky post

How to write personal statement for masters programs?

>>10146983
Just tell them what you hope to accomplish in the program, why you want to do so, and how you are suited for the position as a masters student. Easy as apple pie and cheddar.

Standing in the junction of two paths. One path takes me to the process of coming up with a funding plan for a PhD, and the other one takes me to the process of applying to a clocksmith school. Instead of doing anything, I will most likely just lie in bed all day.

>>10147155
literally this avoid sob stories and excuses and things that don't relate to your field. For personal statements they want to know that your thinking about the future.

>>10144256
i submited my manuscript week ago and i still have no reply

>>10146637
>I'm an engineering student and I am sure have written essays than you.

>>10146647
Only a CHUD would go to Mudd

>>10144597
In the apps store

>>10144256
OP, if you wouldn't mind, please share your reasons for applying. I want to know good reasons screeners wouldn't laugh at.