/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10106610
I show her how real numbers and be constructed from rationals or something

>>10106610
[eqn]\frac{d}{dx}x^n = nx^{n-1}[/eqn]

Make a Fourier decomposition of an unit periodic pulse in a napkind

>>10107796
sigma from a_n to b_n of cos(x) dx = F(transform)

>>10106610
>Make mobius strip
>cut it in half lengthways
>repeat infinitely
>fill the room with branching chains and mobius loops
>Eventually there's no space left
>Everyone has to leave
>Mobius spilling out the windows
>Soon neighborhood is non-traversable
>No one can leave their homes
There.

>>10107803
wait does this really work?

>>10107804
why don't you try and report back

>>10106610
the lighting matches the quality of pussy in that room, jesus christ

>>10107846
>anon goes overboard and struggles to get back to his computer

>>10107857
>breaking news
>South Dakota state freshman calculus student attempts a suicide suggestion from a hacker known as 4chan
>south dakota evacuated
>deformed "mobius strips" have taken over the state
>Trump declared national state of emergency
>thanks spivak

>>10107934
Kek

>>10106610
imagine the smell

>>10107777
Those quads are real numbers

>>10108020

>>10106610
śpiewak?

>>10106610
Imagine lining them all up and slowly pulling off their panties one by one

>>10107804
why don't you think before you post?

>>10106610
I'd probably just fuck around with pascal's triangle for a bit, like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iMtlus-afo

It's approachable, understandable even by thots if explained non-autistically, and pretty cool.

>>10108225
the same could, and probably should, be said to you

>>10109422
Or we could play hanoi's tower where they're the discs and I'm all three towers

a true megabrain would just tell some funny anecdote that stealthily sneaks in some advanced concept of math/physics so that he looks smart due to the brainlet-ness of the audience. in other words, just bullshit your way to sounding smart and sorority girls will be like "oh wow, that guy's brain is so great, breeding material right there" because of their utter ignorance

>>10109430
>a true megabrain would just tell some funny anecdote that stealthily sneaks in some advanced concept of math/physics
...like?

>>10109439
>Let me tell you, when Feynman went to Tuva, he was trying to take a break from calculating the anomalous magnetic moment of the electron, and to get inspiration on his thoughts, he was thinking about overtones produced by the vocal chords. And you know what, it turns out that Tuva is where they grow the DANKEST weed" (girls giggle, despite the factual inaccuracy)

>>10106610
>i-i have deep knowledge about and can prove the mean value theorem and the fundamental theorem of calculus
>but anon, arent those simple?
>do you even know anything about partial derivatives or multiple integrals?

>>10109449
>tell some funny anecdote
>some funny
>funny
emphasis mine

>>10109456
lmao glorious

>>10109458
>t. doesn’t find feynman smoking weed funny

>>10109464
well m8, ya never said he did. You might find your 'jokes' are more effective if you include the punchlines.

>>10109467
well whatever, girls would get it

>>10109469
Anon listen here. I know neither one of us is never going to be in this situation, but if you find yourself there, even in your dreams, at least append your joke with ". So you can thank Feynman and some dank bud for that contribution."

>>10109478
fine, if it's an athlete sorority, for sure, fill them in

but still, i hope "smart sororities" (sic) can figure it out

>>10106610
unzip pants

>>10108176
even better, imagine lining them all up and giving them a black eye one by one

>>10106610
Roll multiples of 18 in you last 2 digits. 91-00 get oiga booga.

>>10109691
15 is best girl.

>>10109691
1, 3 and 18 are the best

>>10109691
>tfw you realize they’re polish

>"I know ! I'll integrate a function like that weird german weeb !"
>I'll do this classy boi [math] \int_{-\infty}^{+\infty}e^{-x^2}[\math] ! I'm sure they'll be impressed !
>Forget the change of coordinates and fail miserably to make any progress for half an hour

>>10109449
Feynman and Moment at Tuva.

you all are normies, spivak isn't even that hard, try reading rudin reeeee

>>10107777
>constructed
One of the girls is a finitist and points out that the formal language you're working over involves finite sentences over a finite alphabet and thus the set of statements you can write is countably infinite and therefore you can only actually "construct" a countable number of reals this way. How do you respond?

>>10111473
baby rudin or real rudin?

>>10106610
Nobody talks like this you fuckin weirdo

>>10109456
>>10106610
mmw I just realized this is a classic /sci/ thread in disguise.