/sci/ - Science & Math

Time Arrow Spinors for the Modified Cosmological Model
http://www.vixra.org/abs/1807.0454

My favorite research papers are the two I've published so far.

>>10090659
ironic:
http://cds.cern.ch/record/478699/files/ext-2000-228.pdf?version=1

unironic:
https://journals.aps.org/prl/pdf/10.1103/PhysRevLett.19.1264

>>10090935
What are the two you published so far, anon?

>>10090659

>>10090935
>liking your first publications
The only time I've ever met anyone whose first publication wasn't ass were people who didn't publish anything until their PhD thesis

>>10091008
>doing the same problem over in the 538th different way
why do we pay mathfags again?

http://vixra.org/pdf/1805.0207v1.pdf

>>10091032
wow, jonathan looks great by comparison with this (poorly translated) nonsense

>>10091538
jon is schizo and schizos have the ability to create somewhat beautiful things, even if it's something that only makes sense within itself. this guy is just some dumbass flat-earther type.

>>10091547
is he actually schizo? i thought he was just delusional...

in any case, is tooker becoming the new davis? i honestly find his posts here quite stimulating, despite their obvious problems with objective correctness

>>10090663
shit not this again

>>10091573
>1966 tier computers were able to BTFO methematiians as far back as euler
jesus, mathematicians learn to into code... i bet if you guys were able to do more shit like this you could disprove the RH or goldbach or abc conjectures easily

>>10091578
>brute forcing RH
anon, I...

>>10091573
>1966 tier computers were able to BTFO methematiians as far back as euler
jesus, mathematicians need to learn to into code... i bet if you guys were able to do more shit like this you could disprove the RH or goldbach or abc conjectures easily

>>10091582
what? just find a counterexample, then -- done. basta

>>10091583
>i bet if you guys were able to do more shit like this you could disprove the RH or goldbach or abc conjectures easily
the real impact of a significant number of mathematicians learning to code would be a mass coverup as we realize ~10% of all results are bullshit that was never noticed because nobody tried to compute an example of them in the last 15 years

>>10090659
unironically this

>>10091811
Explain for a brainlet

>>10091815
it's cook's theorem

http://care.diabetesjournals.org/content/17/2/152

>>10091845
?
This is just like the trapezoid method.

>>10091859
He’s right you know

>>10091859

>she

>>10091884
yeah yeah, the point is still deep though

>>10090659
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.11384

>>10092434
Daily reminder that the Earth is hollow and has many layers, like an onion.

I farded and shidded my pant
by anon

Abstract
I farded and shidded my pant

Pay $300 for the full article

>>10090983
>ironic:
>http://cds.cern.ch/record/478699/files/ext-2000-228.pdf?version=1

Are we just not advanced enough to understand them?

>>10092458
They literally offered us the keys to the universe, but we rejected them.
So, they slaved us. They consider that we aren't worth of any kind of freedom.

>>10091008
It's not irrational if we use base pi

>>10092434

>>10092434
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.11384
>Acknowledgments MH is thankful to Elon Musk and
Paul Krugman for inspiration

This is comedy gold

>>10092434
YO WE FINNA NEED A BIG ASS ROCKET TO LEAVE A BIG PLANET. YO THAT SHIT CRAZY YO.

Richard D. Willard M.D. (1977). Breast Enlargement through Visual Imagery and Hypnosis, American Journal of Clinical Hypnosis, 19:4, 195-200, DOI: 10.1080/00029157.1977.10403875[6]

>>10091586
if a solution has σ=/=1/2 then it's very likely that at least one part has an irrational value
but go ahead and apply your gradient descent method on it, i'm sure it'll work out

>>10092533
Rationality isn't a property of the base. Being irrational is distinct from being inexpressible with a repeated pattern of digits in whatever base.

>>10091811
best theorem

The poor potential of cunner, Tautogolabrus adspersus, to act as cleaner fish in removing sea lice (Caligus elongatus) from farmed salmon in eastern Canada
Mackinnon, B M
https://doi.org/10.1139/f95-524

Legit study, but bad title and later misrepresentation in reviews set back Canadian aquaculture pretty noticeably.
In Europe they solve the issue with wrasses that is experienced when using the cunner pretty easily. Everything here is focused on using a different species and very little has gone into researching the cunner, even though similar fish have worked great elsewhere. Seemingly all thanks to one title and one badly worded summary.

>>10094082
>sea lice
god imagine being a fish

>>10091024
Have you seen other proofs that pi is irrational? They're hideous and long.