/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10079715
If it takes infinite to solve it will never be solved because everytime you seem to have solved it it would take a little longer to ACTUALLY solve it and because of that I would pick no problem at all and fuck you mommy instead

How to lose my virginity

>>10079743
I didn't say what problem that takes infinite time to solve I said you had infinite time to solve any problem. That means you can solve any problem that takes finite time, even if it couldn't be solved in our universe.

>>10079715
what is a non-perturbative formulation of string theory

>>10079715
2+2

>>10079715
The problem of whether the continuum hypothesis can be solved with infinite time.

the final principles behind feet aesthetics

X=0.9+0.09+0.009+0.0009+....

How to suck on her toes without getting arrested.

>>10079752
Step 1: commit a crime
Step 2: go to jail
Step 3: Perform sexual services in exchange of protection
Step 4: repeat
Congratulations you are no longer a virgin

Also if I had infinite time, the Millennium problems, of course

>>10079715
Something unsolvable to keep infinite time because one is solved then I'm no longer guaranteed to have infinite time so I might as well never actually solve it and live forever.

>>10079715
I'd find out what the last digit of pi was.

>>10079752
Go to Canada or Japan or Holland where prostitution is legal. Have very low standards, stop jerking off for a week and then get tinder or go to a bar and pick the sluttiest looking low quality woman you can stomach. You can also just strike up a relationship with some nerdy mediocre gril and eventually she’ll have sex with you if you aren’t effeminate and show obvious interest.

>>10079715
the mathematical secret to this woman's amazing legs and feet

>>10079715
if I had infinite time then I'd be dead

>>10080065
>Go to Canada or Japan or Holland
or literally anywhere outside walmartland

>>10079801
x=1

>>10080057
It's 1/sqrt(10) (|1>+|2>+|3>+|4>+|5>+|6>+|7>+|8>+|9>+|0>)

>>10079715
Not exactly a problem, but I'd go for mastering everything about dynamic systems.
Also, fuck you, I'm string to stop fapping

I would literally master every field of mathematics and attempt to solve every open problem possible.

>>10079715
jesus christ op i almost touched my pee pee

>>10079715
I would calculate how fucking huge that bitches feet are.

>>10079774
based

>>10079715
her legs are so fucking long

>>10079869

le genius braaah

>>10079715
proving or disproving the existence of true randomness

>>10081233
Randomness is more complicated than just existing, or not existing open your brain, let

>>10081256
fuck off you cunt

Barnett integrable functions

>>10079785
>continuum hypothesis
it cant

>>10081595
this is a strange meme right ?

>>10079743
Exhibit a. poor reading comprehension.

>>10080065
>strike up a relationship with some nerdy mediocre gril and eventually she’ll have sex with you if you aren’t effeminate and show obvious interest.
>pick some mediocre Chinese girl for this
>her bf is some piano god on a paid scholarship

Why god? Why have I been singled out?

>>10080057
See BBP formula

>>10081595
f(x) < -1/12, or Rammanujan's meme infinite sum of all integers.

>>10082644
its because you are a beta and autistic, more likely to get roled into sexless platonic torture relationships with women than any other male demographic. Make sure she is single first anon, but trust me just show you are sexually interested without explicitly being a horny faggot because she will be repulsed by you undoubtedly and eventually she’ll fuck you. This is if you just want to lose your virginity guaranteed, not if you want to have sex easily. to do that you should lower your standards a lot and make a tinder or go to a bar. If you are ugly lower them to your level of ugliness, be honest about it and get over that you would be rejected by most women. If you do this i promise you will get laid semi-frequently. that’s literally all there is to sex, its just matchmaking.

>>10082811
sounds like a lot of work
why not just switch to men instead?

>>10079715
The Hadwiger conjecture. And once you find a counterexample, you will have a lot of free time left to do other things.

>>10079786
>>10079852
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>>10080582
If this girl was a successful mathematician, would you kill yourself knowing she will never even look at you?

>>10079715
P vs. NP

>>10079715
If I had infinite time, I'd obviously solve the problem of infinite time

>>10081595
this is pissing me off

>>10079715
>tfw you noticed the outfit first

>>10079715
How to wife that

>>10084417
you just need some confidence bro

>>10082811
It's not because I am beta and autistic, I have recently been looking at girls who are not as "looks" focused because I was hoping they may be more down to earth, but they all seem to have boyfriends.

This example:
>sit with friend early in lecture
>she's busy studying
>sit next to random chinese girl who is the only other person in room
>have a good talk
>random chinese girl is sitting in the classroom early for some reason
>I am meeting study friend at the classroom before we go else where, so I talk to chinawoman while I wait
>brings up her boyfriend in relation to one of the topics we were discussing

This is like the 5th time it has happened recently. Which is why I said "why god...". Especially since I have been trying to avoid girls who are super attractive and have a gaggle of men chasing after them.

>>10079715
P=NP

>>10079743
>fails the midterm

>>10079715
Existence of infinity

>>10079801
x = 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009 + ...
10x = 9 + 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009 + ...
10x = 9 + x
9x = 9
x=1

>>10080065
>Holland
No fuck off stay out of my fucking country you degenerate scum you are ruining Amsterdam.

>>10080071
>implying

>>10080065
Sex with NPCs is beastiality
You'll only regret it

>>10079715
How to find a semi autistic infj mathematician and make her my waifu