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Ok so i made this program cus i was board. I call it google graphs cus it uses google. Its kinda like google trends but instead of making graphs based on searches over time, it makes graphs based on the amount or results to a search.

Iv been playing with it for a while and have ran out of ideas what to plug into it.

it takes a search with <x> in it and a list of terms.
so like for this one the search was "i am <x> years old" and the terms wear 1-60

what else should i plug into it?

>> No.1006997

I have a similar program. It verifies that you are indeed 12 years old. It can tell from all of the errors in your writing and the backasswardness of the post.

>> No.1006998
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search; <x>
terms;god, science

>> No.1007008
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search; <x>
terms;4chan,7chan

>> No.1007010

I am 12 years old and what is this?

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>> No.1007060

hello XKCD.

how about a therm that would appear in blogs?

like "my life X" where X could be:
is over
is good
is horrible
and all the isnt variant

>> No.1007071

more please

>> No.1007082
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>> No.1007089
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>> No.1007098

wow.. i was kinda disturbed by this one

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>> No.1007108

>>1007102
Welcome to a well off society.

>> No.1007110

>>1007089
i love dong please. oh god i cant stop smiling.

>>1007082
slightly weirder that what i had thought. can you make the isnt part please? also are those NIL results?

>> No.1007114
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>> No.1007119

>>1007102
try "a good job" and its variants

>> No.1007127

Just search numbers. I predict a roughly inverse proportional relation. 42 will probably have a spike.

>> No.1007133

>>1007127
Seconding this.

>> No.1007134

>>1007114
how about "i am X" with:
poor
rich
doomed
saved
a failure
a sucess
going to marry
going to get divorced
etc

>> No.1007135

Any chance of the source?

>> No.1007137

I weigh <x> pounds

>> No.1007138

>>1007127
23,46,64

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>> No.1007150

>>1007138
"over X" should eliminate some spikes about age.

or we could look for them as well, what say you OP?

>> No.1007156

>>1007147
OH GOD I KNEW IT THE INTERNET IS RULED BY LOLIS

THE LOLI PORN IS BRAINWASHING US TO GET THEM BOYFRIENDS

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>> No.1007175

>>1007147
The thing with that is that A is already in the search query so its just searching for 'I'm a cup' so its going to get many more results anyway.

>> No.1007176

>>1007165
>>1007127
Hypothesis confirmed! SCIENCE!

>> No.1007178

>>1007165
wow 40 had a spike. must have been "over 40" on blogs and stuff.

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>> No.1007191

>>1007181
if we are going to confirm memes we should go for the really old ones.

how about one with all the emoticons?

>> No.1007203

>>1007191
Or different styles:
:)
:-)
:^)
8)
8^) etc

>> No.1007207
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>> No.1007215

>>1007207
you forgot gnostic.

and satanist.

>> No.1007222

Make one that goes:

I am a <x> year old vampire.

I suspect there will be a spike at 14 and 17 years old.

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>> No.1007239

>>1007222
oh you remind me. we should do one with virgins

"i lost my virginity X" where X are places like bathroom, prom, backyard, couch, bedroom, motel, etc; and another for age like before 18, on the first date, after college, etc.

>> No.1007241
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>> No.1007243

>>1007232
That's... strange.

>> No.1007252
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>> No.1007255

>>1007241
>I am a 43 year old vampire

What is...I don't even...

I thought the trend would start much sooner.

>> No.1007258

>>1007243
Those are all jap emoticons, and japs RIKEY emoticons A ROT.

>> No.1007261

>>1007255
protip, it involves sweaty hands and lolis.

>> No.1007266

>>1007255
In your defense, most of the people claiming to be 16-17yr old vampires are probably 13-14 in reality.

But yeah... 43? What the hell are you doing, Mom?

>> No.1007271

>>1007252
>spike at 8
UNICODE STARE

>> No.1007283

lols , google started to block me cus i was doing automated searches

>> No.1007290

>>1007283
Lol damn those bastards.

>> No.1007310

>>1007283
give source of program
*ADVICE DOG*
get 4chan blocked everywhere

>> No.1007321

>>1006989
OP's graph looks like the phanerozoic extinction-events sequences.

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I have an x inch penis

x from 1 to 36

>> No.1007331

>>1007271

do a "my hymen broke at (x)" x = age.

>> No.1007359

ok, restarted router , all better =)

>> No.1007372
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>> No.1007399

(triangle, trigon) , (quadrilateral, tetragon), pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, nonagon, decagon.

>> No.1007400

Could I possibly have the program or a link to it or something? It sounds really cool, and I'd like to make my own graphs. If not, I understand, I mean you did make it yourself.

Also, this:
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>> No.1007407

>>1007405
No Magikarp?

I am disappoint.

>> No.1007427

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>> No.1007440

>>1007331
dis plis

>> No.1007445

i x furries

x = love
hate
was raised by

>> No.1007448
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>> No.1007454

>>1007445
also put "kill" and "fuck" in there.

>> No.1007457
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>> No.1007459

OP, how long did it take u to complete the program

>> No.1007462

>>1007448
astronaut is probably low because it should be "an astronaut"

>> No.1007472

>>1007459
only like a hour
why?

>> No.1007477

>>1007472
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>> No.1007480

>>1007448
no daddy counterpart?

>>1007472
give source dammit.

>> No.1007485

America should invade X
X is the devils work

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>> No.1007487

Let's compare meme's like, I herd u liek mudkips, pedobear, longcat, etc.

>> No.1007494

>>1007485
X for the first should include Israel, Iran, China, Russia, Venezuela, Cuba...and Australia/Canada/Mexico just for shits and giggles.

>> No.1007499
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>> No.1007500

>>1007494
include lol stuff like antartica, vatican, mars, ry'leh...

>> No.1007502

>>1007472
dunno seems interesting, might go make something similar

>> No.1007507

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>> No.1007514

>>1007507
You idiot, there's already one of those that goes up to 20.

See:
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>> No.1007521
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>> No.1007525

>>1007514
well i think he wants one related to the furries.

>> No.1007529
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>> No.1007540

>>1007521

y'all suck at predicting lulz!

>> No.1007549

>>1007540
this is /sci/, we do 518008 on calculators for fun.

this is very funny.

>> No.1007551
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>> No.1007563

>>1007549

boobis?

>> No.1007572

>>1007549
55378008 is better.

Boobless.

>> No.1007590
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>> No.1007596
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>> No.1007605

>>1007572
Looks like you just got proven wrong. With SCIENCE.

>> No.1007609

>>1007605
Well fuck my ass and call me an engineer...

>> No.1007611
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>> No.1007629
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>> No.1007632

>>1007611
Wow, that drop at 18 is weird.

>> No.1007634

>>1007629
how about something more unobvious?

i have sex X times a week

>> No.1007642
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>> No.1007644

>>1007629
8x 200ml = 1.6l, about the daily recommended.

>>1007632
prom is at 17, no?

>> No.1007664

>>1007572

I think 8008135 make the most sense.

>> No.1007675
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>> No.1007682

>>1007675
Of course.

Google Chrome is going to go up a bunch in the next few years too.

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>> No.1007758

>>1007719
...Wasn't expecting that. Weird.

>> No.1007764
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>> No.1007781

>>1007764
I would have thought /v/ and /b/ would get more, weird

>> No.1007796

>>1007764
Idea for new board motto: /sci/ - It's better than /tg/

>> No.1007799 [DELETED] 

>>1006988

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>> No.1007808

What did you program it in? Source code? This looks rather interesting.

>> No.1007815

>>1007808
i did it in c#

>> No.1007818

>>1007764
Google doesnt care about punctuation, hence the large results for /a/ and /3/ and other single letter boards, while /sci/ and /wg/ are so low.

>> No.1007823

>>1007764
You can't google forward-slash.

>> No.1007824

Idea: Just search letters (a,b,c,d,e...)

>> No.1007844
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>> No.1007848

>>1007796
/tg/ is a bit weird. you are more likely to find specific game chan that a good /tg/ trhead now and then.

i still have my fun in /tgchan/, but i didnt stopped visiting /wh40k/.

i mean /tg/

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>>1006986

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>> No.1007860

do more games

call of duty
counter strike
team fortress
Wolfenstein

>> No.1007871

>>1007860
And Halo, of course.

>> No.1007883

how about

tripX
where X is code, fag, drug, friend, etc

>> No.1007904

ahh... google is blocking me again, and its late, ima think im going to go to bed, il post more tomorrow

>> No.1007910

>>1007904
Thanks OP.

You should release it open-source sometime. Or sell it, whichever.

>> No.1007916

many of the searches here are biased but it does look like a fun program to mess with.

im looking forward to it

>> No.1007949

You should figure out how to correct for the fact that Google and other search engines do not display, in that little number of hits thing they have, the correct number of hits.

Google isn't as bad, as, say, Bing, but they are still just making shit up a lot of the time.

Whatever algorithm they're using is wonky.

>> No.1008057

I think this deserves an archive

http://4chanarchive.org/

>> No.1008154

Awesome thread, OP. Hope to see more of this.