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10070931 No.10070931 [Reply] [Original]

>"anon, your thesis draft is presently in a totally unacceptable state. You clearly haven't the slightest idea of what you're doing, here, for instance, you've completely misinterpreted the role of the fukaya category in mirror symmetry. Now, I might be inclined to show you some leniency but you'd have to help me out. This morning I detected a lump on my right testicle, and I'd like you to investigate. Touch the testicle, rub it in your hands, tell me what you think."

how does sci respond?

>> No.10070949

>>10070931
y-yes senpai

>> No.10071102

>>10070931
>TFW undergraduate RA in a lab run by a female professor

Holy shot! Another homeless guy found a crappy suit and broke into the lab!

>> No.10071159

>>10070931
lol ur a fag

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10071178

>>10070931
>tfw witten threads have died off /sci/
just like gorilla posting...gone in the wind.

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>>10070949
>>10071102
>>10071159
>>10071178
>"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, ANON? TOUCH MY TESTICLES NOW!"

>> No.10071350

I used to have a professor of math who was this 50 year old Ukrainian lady. She was not really attractive (not a MILF) but her brains genuinely made her attractive to me. Nothing happened. But we did have a moment one time.

>> No.10071353

>>10070931
What a disgraceful thread. What would Witten think of /sci/ if he saw this

>> No.10071354

witten sama I'm afraid you're suffering from the small testicle PHENOTYPE, also it appears that you are not circumcised either what a mitzvah indeed I think we need to get the local mohel on the line, perhaps the Hillel at Princeton will be of some assistance. but your testicals appear to be fine other than that.

>> No.10071567

>>10071350
what a fucking pussy

>> No.10073028

>>10070931
bump