/sci/ - Science & Math

Bnai Brith sets up its first lodge in 1860, Colorado USA
US Civil War takes place 1861-1865
Lincoln wins the war but opposes a Central Bank
Lincoln assassinated, US adopts Central Bank
New backup host acquired?
Jews targeted in Pogroms in 1890s in Eastern Europe
Jews identified by their gruesomely butchered penises
Jews begin fleeing by the millions to Anglosphere nations (Canada, Australia, US, UK)
UK gets the shit kicked out of it in WW1, no longer an acceptable host
Parasite detaches and swims across the Atlantic
By 1930, Jews rapidly invade US medical schools, US government literally bans them from applying
For literally no reason at all, every single Anglosphere nation randomly at the same time for no reason begins circumcising their children
WW2 happens, giga-jews move from their shadow empire from London to New York City and Los Angles USA
US becomes new seat of world power
Suddenly for no reason at all, a nation of Puritans, after 400 years of leaving their sons uncircumcised, suddenly decide to start circumcising their sons
Jews are the only ones who have the means, motive, and opportunity to accomplish the massive nation-wide psy-op required to convince millions of people to start the alien, hostile practice
Kellogg and Graham get blamed for mass scale routinized baby penis surgery despite neither of them ever advocating for routine infant circumcisions

Oh and btw there are dozens of styles and methods and ages for circumcision rituals, and only Talmudic rabbinical circumcision takes place during infancy and only Talmudic rabbinical circumcision removes as much prepuce/slack skin as possible

Oh and btw it was only Talmudic-style circumcision that gained popularity in Anglosphere nations

But remember you stupid goy, Kellogg is the reason your penis looks identical to Moishe's