/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15558282
We blew past Poe's law about a decade ago. There's no point satirizing reality anymore because reality itself is more batshit than any fiction anyone could ever dream up.

IMO the only way out of this is accelerationism. When I'm a professor I'll hand out an identity survey at the beginning of the semester* and divide up my whole class into a giant venn diagram of identity groups. After each test each group's grades will be scaled separately to come to a C average. The top of every student's returned test will show their unscaled grade along with how many Equity Points they gained or lost to reach the final grade. The real fun starts when the nigs figure out that if they all do literally nothing the entire semester they'll all pass.

*Obviously students will be able to switch groups freely if they wake up one morning and decide they're a different race or gender or species or something