/sci/ - Science & Math

I'm very tempted to do paeds just to avoid old people.

>>12799084
there's 6 messages from me in this thread, there's at least one other guy who has started posting using the og image names

>when you take the meme compass joke too far

>>12745107
>I'm not doing your job for you. My job is an emergency doc.
but my job is em doc?

Why would anyone want to be a Pharmacist?

Between Pharmacists, Podiatrists, and Dentists, who are the most punished, mistreated and disrespected medical doctorate holders?

>>11959534
See a doctor.

>>11949439
one is medical, one is related to biochem.

>>11907354
>patient comes in
>"doc, I feel short of breath"
>get the stethoscope
>begin auscultation
>hear that

Wat do?

/med/, what's a good way to learn about ortho? i work in the front office of an ortho clinic and i always see interesting shit on the paperwork i do but i have no way to extract meaning from it. i have some basic understanding of biology (i've taken 3 semesters + genetics) but no actual medicine. thanks

there's always this goddamn schizo posting youtube links that i can't even bother to open, what about it? a bot? someone who forgets to swallow his daily dose of alloperidol? a guy persecuted by butthole trauma?

Why don't we hire people using IQ instead of what piece of paper they get and who's dick they suck? Hire a high IQ person, forget the 4 years of uni (uni is just basically a grown up day care anyway), and train them for like six months on what tasks they need to do. Boom 3.5 years saved, student debt crisis solved, people not getting indoctrinated into postmodern neomarxism anymore, etc.

>>11605907

>>10928172
fuck histology