/sci/ - Science & Math

>Enlist in US ARMY
>Great physical shape
>Make a difference everyday
>Have sex with whores because the love the uniform
>Shoot Muslims
>17K starting

MOS in Infantry
Any base I want
18K starting

join the national guard

>IB physics final
>terrible at physics
>go into beast mode week before exam
>shitting bricks as i go in
>my face when i got a 6
>most of the good physics people got 5s

>join army reserves
>$89,000 for college
>pull hot bitches with the uniform
>only have to work 2 days a month
>great body
>employers like people with military experience

>join army
>shoot muslims
>great body
>make a difference everyday
>18k starting

what do you do with your life /sci/?

I get paid to shoot Muslims. I feel like I'm making a real difference in the world everyday. So /sci/, what do you do with your life?

What degree can guarantee a high paying job?

why would you pay someone $300,000 a year to do some math when you can just get a calculator?

>phd in math
>$300,000 a year just starting
>shoot muslims

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

We are *cough* withdrawing your research funding for more important allocation.

just cashed my first pay check.
pic related.
phd in math