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>> No.15955730 [View]
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Famous for black holes and underage midgets

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I miss him so much bros.

>> No.14867683 [View]
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Anyone ever read this goober's work? Is it any good or just a meme?

>> No.14661418 [View]
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besides hawking radiation (which is a tenuous theory at best) what is his legacy?

>> No.11991138 [DELETED]  [View]
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Why do some physicists deny the existence of god while believing in the multiverse? Unless they are doing it for ideological reasons like hot wheels over here?

>> No.9601937 [View]
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What'd this nigga even do?

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>>9087972

he doesn't look like a jew to me:

>> No.8541271 [View]
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Hit me with your most ridiculous scientific theories. Bonus points for theories in the realm of Stephen Hawking. More bonus points for 'Failed Stephen Hawking' theories.

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>>8529965
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

>> No.8124640 [DELETED]  [View]
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>be 24
>be me
>be eating chicken downstairs with my family
>mom and dad are talking about a documentary on Discovery they watched last nigh
>saying that gravity doesn't pull us to planets, but it pushes us out of space and into planets instead
>allegedly it's something Einstein said but they didn't understand what he meant till just recently

I refrained from making any comment at all and just kept listening.

>they said that Einstein went to Newton's tomb and said he was sorry for debunking his theory
>mom asks: "Who is the next genius after Einstein? Is it the paralyzed one? Steven King?"
>mom and dad engage in a discussion about whether or not Stephen Hawiking already died, while referring to him as "Steven King" the whole time
>they reach to the conclussion that he already died sometime in the 2000s

I refrained from making any comment at all. I just started eating my chicken faster so hopefully I could be out of there ASAP.

>mom says that "there's a statistic that proves that 5 out of 20 people are geniuses at something"
>"they just don't realize their potential and fail at life, but they are geniuses"
>dad says "so like they're very good at playing the guitar, but they are poor and can't buy a guitar right?"
>mom: "exactly"

I refrained from making any comment whatsoever. I already finished eating my chicken so I walk into the kitchen and wash my dishes.

>be walking upstairs
>mom says there's a doughnut for me
>walk back and grab my doughnut and a glass of soda
>mom and dad: "bon appétit Anon"
>I reply nothing because I don't want to provide any positive feedback that could further entrench them in their superstition
>"bon appétit bon appétit bon appétit bon appétit" as I walk upstairs

I refrained from telling them that no matter what they say the nutritional value of the food remains constant.

>> No.6364683 [View]
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>mfs have sclerosis
>mfs my intellectual capability exceeds yours
You are genetically inferior to me.

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>72 years old
He's not got long left now, surely.
What will you do when he dies?

>> No.5350995 [DELETED]  [View]
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So /sci/, when did you find out that Stephen Hawking is really nothing but an unfortunate, brain-dead patsy paraded about town in a high-tech wheelchair that is remotely controlled by a shadowy organisation as a disinformation tool to the scientific community?

Occam's razor me this; is a renowned professor of ground-breaking theoretical physics going to opt for a ridiculously inefficient TTS interface just because "he likes it" despite what must be an overwhelming and ever-present fear of encroaching death?

Imagine your worst frustrations at compiling a particularly complicated expression in LaTeX - now imagine doing that using only a single, one-inch toothpick jammed inside your arsehole.

Gotta give those spooks some credit though - wet-hacking a real-world disinfo bot out of very rudimentary technology long before we even started to see a semblance of a similar movement in the online community. Bravo. And shame on you for lacking the critical thought process to draw this conclusion earlier.

>> No.4138230 [View]
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Goodnight sweet prince

1942-2011

You will be missed. Your work benefited all of mankind

>> No.3255843 [View]
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fuck you OP, and fuck anyone who thinks like you.

Or not. hahahaha.

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Stephen Hawking says that there is no heaven. Guess this is why he can't win a Nobel piece prize.

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Stephen Hawking is British. Just thought I should educate the masses.....

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What's the most complicated equation you can deduce in your mind without the use of paper/calculator?

The best I can do is double integrals.

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Is any of A Brief History of Time outddated?

>> No.2431025 [View]
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In the immortal words of Trollface McWheelchair: People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

>> No.2294423 [View]
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68 year old virgin

>> No.2051059 [View]
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"People who boast about their I.Q.s are losers."

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What is your I.Q.?
Stephen Hawking:"I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers."

I love it how everybody here on /sci/ claims to have an IQ of 200

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