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Oh! I'll also force said future shame boy child to have to read this thread and everything else I've ever posted on the internet! Thank you very much, uh, I don't remember ALL the names you've used over the years Tooker so I'll just jot you down as Tooker.

After my future shame boy has finished reading and learning from all of it he will ask me, "Father, why did you curse me to do this?" To which I'll reply, "The blame lies with Johnathan Tooker, for I personally didn't actually want a son but he forced me to have you through using his magical 4chan powers that I was defenseless to. Defenseless! I'm the victim here, Son!"