/sci/ - Science & Math

Cleaner at a supermarket while I gain my BS.

>Do test
>Basically guess on the last couple of ones
>Get 130
Fuck, this probably explains why I suck at everything relating to math.

That or this test is bullshit and I'm just a dumb nigger.

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>Leni will never kidnap you and take you to the basement to tease and torture while Lisa perform experiments on you.

>intelligent aliens totally exist but no species ever meets another because FTL is impossible and most life is wiped out fairly quickly by various celestial events

>no intelligent living thing in the universe lives long enough to even learn how to deflect a large iron asteroid since all life-bearing worlds only develop a significant water content within the goldilocks zone over a geologically relevant time period by being bombarded with water-rich asteroids early in their planetary development, eventually a big iron one shows up and just fucks everyone's asshole 100% of the time because conditions

>human memory's neural encoding mechanisms rewrite memories each time they're accessed and nobody even remembers what "real reality" is like and this distortion of our biology versus the difficulty of figuring out the mechanics of a universe makes it impossible for us to ever do so, Discordianism is correct, Hail Eris