/sci/ - Science & Math

Where can I download 2D waifu?

>>4357847
I don't have friends and I never had any.

;_;

>>4349977

>that feel when master race will not reproduce because no gf

>that feel when there's no more scottish man trolling /sci/

EK appreciation thread

>>4226634
>that feel when a student aid

>>4220668
>>4220659

>that feel when no gf

>>4207635
why?

>that feel when no gf

if intelligent people are attracted to hard sciences such as physics and math, why are there no women enrolled in relativistic qft next semester?

>>4157071

>mfw I still have a shot at achieving lifelong celibacy
>mfw it's the only achievement of Isaac Newton's I could ever come close to matching

>get up early at 1130 AM on a summer tuesday
>decide that I will grace the muggles with my superior presence and check movie times on my samsung galaxy tablet (>using a computer >2011)
>sigh and decide that I suppose In Time is worthy of my superior intellect
>put my shirt with a picture of a christian crossed crossed out on (i'm an atheist u mad?)
>tell my mother I suppose she is allowed to drive me to the movies
>get to the theater and walk in, and every hair on my body stands up as I am struck with mortal terror of all the other people inside
>"th...they are just stupid sheeple" i mutter to reassure myself
>I slowly shuffle into the line without lifting my feet so nobody looks at me
>I am in line and shaking but thankfully my trenchcoat is preventing anyone from seeing
>some fucking kid behind me sneezes, then his mom says "oh god bless you!"
>the chance of someone possibly having a different belief than me gives me a burst of courage and adrenaline rush and I turn around (but don't make eye contact) and say "HAHAHA OH WOW YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHAT ARE YOU SOME STUPID BABY? THIS IS WHAT IGNORANT CHRISTIAN ADULT-CHILDREN ACTUALLY BELIEVE"
>the adrenaline wears off in seconds and I suddenly realize that my My Little Pony Pinkie Pie wig and oddly small anime tophat combo fell of my hand when I spun around, revealing my large bald spot
>people are looking me after my outburst so I try to create a diversion
>I forced a shit out into my underwear and then scream "OH MY GOD this kid here just shit his pants everyone look at him!"
>realize I am only wearing grey sweatpants so the turd rolls down my leg inside my pant and out by my shoe
>I start sweating feverishly which multiplies the smell
>realize it's my turn and say to the guy there "uh heh hu-hey i uh yeah, maybe ill get uuh i will have a ticket to In Time hehe..."

>go on date with girl in her town, 170 miles away, got train
>go out eat, go get drinks, go to club
>go back to her place
>literally say "wanna fuck?"
>she says "no i'm tired"
>I whine and pester a little more
>she literally says "sorry but i don't find you attractive, you're attractive as a friend", these words are forever engraved in my memory
>she threatens to throw me out
>I stfu and agree to sleep on couch, we talk for a while longer, she proceeds to spend the next 3 hours (till 6) bitching about her ex bfs and ex gfs, I'm bored out of my fucking mind
>leave the following morning thinking that at least we're still friends as she was cool, never hear from her again

There never was and there will never be a mathematician as brilliant as John non Neumann.