/sci/ - Science & Math

Is evolution real?

you guys must love this guy am i rite

/sci/ is retarded on general knowledge. Most don't know shit outside of their fields.

But I guess if you are just talking about celebrity shit and things like that, I'm glad /sci/ is not interested in it.

>>4903703
This is how you sound when you speak like that.

Think about it next time.

Relax your anus.

Halo

>>3813889
>its a conspiracy.

So has e-mc2 really been disproved?

What the fuck are you trying to say about my string theory?

>>3763786
You would have to create an interface from the brain to a computer.

How?

>>3256352

Not too bad. Right up there with the size of your ego. The Leeds met image I posted was a joke. I figured that anybody could understand I was being sarcastic posting it on sci. But atleast one person didn't get it. How you're going to learn science is beyond me since you don't understand sarcasm and may well struggle with the lofty heights zipping your trousers up without getting your dick stuck in your fly. Or is that you Sheldon?

>>2892284

You will never unsee it.

"Hey Sheldon, what are you playing?"
>A few chuckles from the audience
"I'm playing a text adventure."
>More chuckling
"You have to type in the direction you want to move."
>A few audience members laugh loudly.
"Here, watch. Go east."
>The audience laughs louder
"Go west."
>The audience begins to lapse into hysterics
Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and waits for the audience to calm down.
There is a lengthy pause.
"Go east."
>the audience laughs so hard that the studio starts vibrating and reaches resonant frequency. After 30 minutes of straight laughing the studio simply disappears as the atoms that made up the building convert themselves into laughter. This energy burst of laughter sends a shock wave across the area converting all partials into pure laughter. Similar to a strangelet reaction, the whole world is annihilated. The reaction quickly spreads into space and the whole universe, it quickly collapses upon itself and then it explodes into a new universe where everything is constantly laughing.

>implying he isn't popularizing science
>implying he isn't the modern day Carl Sagan

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side! BAZZINGA!

I just finished my paper: "Quantum Faggotry and its effects on OP".
I hope the community receives it well.

>>1536182
I lol'd

Yes it is

Hello, fellas.

So, the big bang theory suggests that there was this shitload of shit compressed and then BAM. Shit all over the place.
But where did that shit came from?

How accurate is the data quoted by this show? I know they often mention random physics related words to distract people from the actual content being said, but the few things I did know about that were mentioned weren't too far from the truth. And they supposedly have some actual scientist working on the show to look over this sort of crap

I have found a way to end ALL arguments over religion.

by albert einstein himself!
>..Hence science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear and punishment and hope the reward of death

please keep the Sci/ sci/ :'(