/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6355703
good god you've solved the energy crisis

>>6156051

We should apply the concepts of "Natural Selection" to Quantum Mechanics.

Particles which are better at resisting change or are better at imbuing their own traits onto other particles (like mass) will naturally thrive better than others. This implies that there is a form of competition on the quantum level, and the exotic/rare particles we are creating/observing died off due to their inability to cope with their surroundings.

>>4868047

>>4845942
>but it takes a special genius (like Newton) to come around and show that it is NOT probabilistic
And it takes a special genius to show that is IS probabilistic.

And we've had plenty of scientists who did that.

>>4835547

Is this possible.. I mean if we can control the boson can we do shit like this?

>>4676305
Oh, man.
And you think I'M in for a shock.

You are not prepared in the least for what's about to happen, are you?

>>4658533
>>4658470
>>4658469
Oh man. These are some good ones.

>>4620459
I like magic!

Let's ALL play the lottery!
Quick, everyone! There's only 20 minutes left!

You've gotta go now or you're going to miss out on the chance of a life time!

I'll be completely honest.
I've been waiting for this day for a while now, folks.
We are on the verge of some serious break throughs here.

You have no idea just how crazy this world is about to become.

>>4605473
If it has neurons, then it's an animal.
If it doesn't have neurons, then it's not an animal.

Show me some plant neurons or fungal neurons, then maybe I won't make fun of you.

>>4594622
I'm not sure if you understand.

This job was designed for people who can troll, derail, and expertly spout bullshit. In the years to come, basement dwelling losers are eventually going to be considered necessary and valuable assets to every company.

The pirating industy, holy fuck, the pirating industry. If you want to know how to get your game to sell, NEVER hunt down your pirates. Don't make it easy for them, but for the love of god, MAKE THEM AS HAPPY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!

Haha this thread is real fucking swell.

Lol. /sci/ gonna /sci/

>>3492848
if there was observable magic fairy dust sprinkled all over the universe which were the components of a god, then yes. but no, there are the right compounds/elements or components necessary for life to exist sprinkled all over the universe.

Esperanto

I love me some science but I'm mathematically retarded, so I like biology the most. Are there any jobs dealing with biology that will earn me more money than a manager at McDonald's?

>mfw i'm actually going to try this

>>2395281
>/soc/
>fun

>>2365463
My eyes are open now

Hey /sci/, uk college fag here
I need a favour, my current attendance is 71% overall, i need it to be at least 80% to get monies from the government.
I have 8 classes a week, and the college is open for the same amount of weeks as all other colleges and schools. Could you help me work out how many classes id have to attend without absences to get back up to 80%?

>>2244631
>>2244634
MITmind

>>1900000