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>Can you come up with a scientifically plausible explanation for why swords might become a useful weapon again
far far away in a different universe the year is 2019

your little sister is banging achmed and his friends while you are still an incel. how is this fair? time for revenge on this society. your name is not important. what matters is that you managed to pass the 3 background checks required to buy this mighty sword
>pic related
with a smug smirk on your acne ridden unshaved face you walk past the "save a life bin that knife" after all yours is a mighty katana. you watched a lot of anime so you are an expert in combat. time to choose your first target. this big black man will do. you prepare to teleport behind him. but nani??? TN:he's fast. he notices you
>oi wanker u lost ere m8?
>n-n-no s-sorry
time for a tactical retreat to your battle station. maybe you will just keep venting to the only friends you have, some strangers in an anonymous anime image board. someone else will surely fix this broken unfair world. surely the god emperor is only pretending to be just an other weak puppet. surely tomorrow will be a better day. or the day after tomorrow. or the day after...

in case you didn't get the message of my beautiful haiku, the only possible explanation is if any form of more lethal weaponry is banned. there literally is no other reason you dummy

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