/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15834138
thank you anon. we thank you for your service

>>12630461
did someone say [math]\mathbb{PHENOTYPE}[/math]?

>>12395280
GO BACK>>12395326

>math PhD 300k meme is real

learn theoretical physics

>>11390515
Obviously yes.
This is similar to why ashkenazi jews are so much smarter than whites.
Because they were selectively bred by their culture

stand up, make sure she gets a good look at your forehead and cranial vault. ask her if you have the PHENOTYPE ashkenazi women CRAVE. if she's says yes, go and fuggg her. if she says no, you do not have the PHENOTYPE ashkenazi women CRAVE and therefore should drop out of school and become a menial laborer.

>>10554388
>head barely even a third of her face
witten is not impressed with this phenotype

Can I learn all of Linear Algebra in a week?

>be waiter at diner
>regular day, a bit warmer than usual
>serve orange juice and pancakes to some old guy
>he looks extremely bored
>stare at him from a distance for a while, think I've seen him before
>It's Ed Witten
>he notices
>"Hey waiter!"
>come up, say I'm sorry
>"No need, I just really need someone to talk to"
>asks me for my name, tell him
>he picks up the straw from his drink
>"Tell me anon, how many holes does this straw have?"
>it's open on both ends, so two
>"anon, everyone knows a straw is homeomorphic to their anus"
>but my anus only has one hole
>"That's a trivial problem"
>he signals the other staff
>one of them bars the doors, the rest hold me down
>Ed takes a plastic knife from his plate
>literally tears me a second asshole
>unimaginable agony, scream at the top of my lungs the whole time
>i lay there, too weak to move any of my limbs
>pic related is the last image i see before i bleed out

>>10228576
do you ever leave the house?
>>10227592
>>10227586
>>10227511
how can the phenotyplets ever compete

>>10138084
his pipe?

>>10107895
well, to be fair, american jews are 50% of all us billionaires, something ridiculous like that, forbes did an article on it i think that's what that dude was getting at

>>10097596
Hawking was a puppet controlled by Witten because he feared the Bogdanoff brothers would exterminate him for knowing too much if he published it all under his name.
He'll ascend soon and overthrow Bogs, along with their spawn - Motl. This is his plan to win the 10+1D supersymmetric heterotic chess.

>>10070931
>tfw witten threads have died off /sci/
just like gorilla posting...gone in the wind.

>kitaev
a literal who and basically comp sci

>alright anon, I have had enough of your incompetence, your knowledge of topoi is clearly lacking. Right here in your paper you seem to have totally misinterpreted the role of the adjoint functors in geometric morphisms. I will personally have you expelled from this university right now unless you get on your knees and start slobbering all over my fat circumcised ashkenazi cock.

how does sci respond?

>>9955199
LOL

I'd prefer a battle of wits.. but I'm afraid they're unarmed.

HAND OVER THE [math]\mathbb{PHENOTYPE}[/math]

>>9507414
>>differential equations
>>math
do you even complex nonlinear stochastic dynamical feedback systems brah?

>be waiter at diner
>regular day, a bit warmer than usual
>serve orange juice and pancakes to some old guy
>he looks extremely bored
>stare at him from a distance for a while, think I've seen him before
>It's Ed Witten
>he notices
>"Hey waiter!"
>come up, say I'm sorry
>"No need, I just really need someone to talk to"
>asks me for my name, tell him
>he picks up the straw from his drink
>"Tell me anon, how many holes does this straw have?"
>it's open on both ends, so two
>"anon, everyone knows a straw is homeomorphic to their anus"
>but my anus only has one hole
>"That's a trivial problem"
>he signals the other staff
>one of them bars the doors, the rest hold me down
>Ed takes a plastic knife from his plate
>literally tears me a second asshole
>unimaginable agony, scream at the top of my lungs the whole time
>i lay there, too weak to move any of my limbs
>pic related is the last image i see before i bleed out

>>9453713

>>9450754
>algaybra
>not superior differential geometry
plens, all plens