/sci/ - Science & Math

My 4yo loli cousin just asked me how lightning is created. What do?

Alright /sci/, I have to admit, I am fairly pissed.

So anyway, I came up with a solution for how to stop trolling and otherwise retarded nonsense from appearing on /sci/. I'm only going to attempt to persuade /sci/ about this once, because I'm not very hopeful about the cooperation I will receive. That is to say, I'm putting this in your hands.

Alright, here it is:

Some, or most, of you may be unsatisfied with the work of the moderation staff, and since the rules say I cannot complain about them, I'm just going to leave it at that. So I devised a way to make the moderation staff irrelevant. Essentially, we all obtain tripcodes. Now here's where it gets interesting. We filter every single person on /sci/ including 'Anonymous'. Then, we elect a committee that reviews applicants and decides whether or not we unfilter them. In this way we will quite simply split /sci/ into two castes of verified and unverified/trolls. The verified caste will never see any of the other posts, only the posts of those fellow anons whom have been verified and accepted. The unverified/troll caste will see all posts. And should someone who has been verified and accepted start to troll or shitpost they could be placed on a "troll list" of people who should be filtered.

In this way, we can steal the power of the gods.

What do you think of greek mythology?

Hey /sci/,

Inferior American here.

Any country where I can get an advanced degree without being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt?

INTJ
132 (Wechsler)
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Neuroscience
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I say atheist just for social ease, but the most suiting descriptor is theological noncognotivist...

Dear Athiest-fags.

Science is nothing but perception. - Plato

Godbless

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>>2425669

ALL PRAISE H.U.S.C.O.R.K.!!!!!!!!

>>2388077

>You still think 'reality' is real

Oh hush, you're just mad that you've been worshiping satan as your savior for many years.

A little prologue before I reveal my answers...

On life and death, and basically everything, I would choose the over all most beneficial action for the most people. But also, I don't hold every person's life equally and recognize that some people are more helpful and important than others.

Ok...

Case 1. If bill is a failure at life then harvest him. If he is more important and helpful than any of the potential recipients then keep him alive, but should even one person be more beneficial then bill dies.

Case 2. basically the same thing as case 1

Case 3. As I am unable to determine value I will kill the one person. Same goes for case 2 should the kidnapper not allow me to talk to them.

Not only is this logically consistent it facilitates darwinian advancement

Nope, we all just think you're an asshole.

why can't you all just see the light of god? i mean really, what do you have to lose from simply admitting your faith? if it turns out you are right, well good for you. but what if you're wrong? what happens when your experiments and sins get the better of you when He comes down and graces us, and casts you into the depths of hell having forgotten His name?

Why is Zeus such a better god than thou?

>>1952450
make me...

Who needs science when you have Zeus?

ZEUS SMASH!

All religion troll threads are trolling Zeus.

Do not troll the almighty Zeus.

FROM NOW ON ANY TROLLING AGAINST GOD IS TROLLING AGAINST ZEUS!

And you best not be trolling Zeus bitch.