/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15011111
good lord

>>14767988
>>14767922
>the penis is an elementary particle, specifically, it exists as a perturbation - energy - in the penile field
>it was hypothesized as early as the spring of 1940 that all penises and antipenises are actually manifestations of a single penis moving backwards and forwards in time
>penises and antipenises constantly emerge and annihilate in otherwise empty space (this empty space is called "quantum foam" or more commonly in this context "quantum sauce")
>when the penis and the antipenis pair meet, as it must eventually do, it emits a babyon and the man's life is ruined

just talked to someone who got implants inside of his hands. at first i thought this was a prank, but it wasn't. then i thought he had them surgically implanted, but he did it himself. he has various implants for his house, his car, his bank card, etc.
he's later going to get an implant that will help detect voltages. here's the cherry on top though, he's going to inject a magnet into his shoulder to help him anchor his tools onto it.

he said he got them from dangerous things, which is a real site. please tell me i'm being gaslit and this is an elaborate joke

Is there a way to prevent dreams during sleep? Or any way to mitigate their effects?

I've been suffering from my dreams, they're very long and real.
By the time I wake it it feels like I lived through 20 years.

>>10184314
>rap high IQ
>rock and metal low IQ
Blacked and onions

hi guys im about to graduate with basically a 4.0 in electrical but i have never worked a day in my life and im 25

i got amateur radio license and this empoyability award thing and took a mobile technology class in korea over the summer but thats it i have no experience

do i just like not even put the words "work experience" on the resume since its blank, or do i just not make one at all and kill myself before the sun comes over the horizon?? do i have any hope of getting a cool job??