/sci/ - Science & Math

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>do a finite element analysis program in matlab
>retarded faggot asks me if I can send him my code
>"I'll change it I swear"
>for some reason I send it to him
>spend like two hours explaining the code to him because he's retarded
>he gets 10 while I get 9
>turns out the faggot only renamed variables and added comments

I work for an old lady that thinks she can talk to god and sees ghosts
>"I had a little chat with god this morning and he said he is not going to make it rain today, you are safe to continue painting the roof today"
>mfw the forecast said it's going to rain and I'm just going to find something else to do