/sci/ - Science & Math

I once lived in an apartment that had snails outside. Snails like you wouldn't believe. After dark it was literally impossible to get to the apartment without crushing at least one of the little buddies. This was because they'd all run out from the bushes to the sidewalk, where this tree would drop little mini plums.

Every morning, you'd come out and see tiny bitemarks in the plums, and you know knew the snails all had the time of their lives, sharing plums with one another, and dancing and singing beneath the stars.