/sci/ - Science & Math

>at home doing Ricci flow topology for fun like I always do
>literally pre cumming from the excitement
>all of a sudden my daily blissful Odessy is interrupted by a text..
>...could it be grisha???
>disappointingly it's my "average" IQ brute freinds
>they want me to go to the club with them since it's my birthday and that there is a girl who wants to meet me
>do they not understand I am above human sexual desires? I have obligation to the world to fulfill, not to fill some stinky pink hole full with my penile instrument.
>they insist and break into my house to kidnap me. I cry as I know I will not be able to reach the 12 hour mark of math doings for today
>at club
>calculating the photoelectric effect of the lights reflecting off the sweaty tits of dancers to make this less miserable.
>freinds introduce said girl
>i interrupt her greeting pleasantries to ask her a very simple question about partial difference equations to test her worth
>she stand silent with an odd expression
>I deduce she is of the inferior "average IQ" type and ignore her incompetence
>I go to the club bathroom and re-check perelmanns poincare conjecture proof (I do this every Saturday) on toilet paper
>all of a sudden a large human brute bust through the door and sees me
>he starts laughing loudly as would a chimp and speaks in some strange obnoxious Ebonic that not even the greatest of mathematicians could decipher.
>I just leave as I have no time to put up with these "AVERAGE IQ" inferior beings
>I geuss my birthday wish would be for everyone to just not be a fucking Mong