/sci/ - Science & Math

SAGE THIS RETARDED NONSENSE!

Dammit /sci/!

Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder this faggot
I'ma sit him up in the front seat and put sunglasses on him
And cruise around wit him for seven hours through California
And have him wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop him off on the corner
at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for him

reported

>flex intelligence by talking about the stupidity of the religious
>reply to this thread without a sage
you're on the same level to me.
reported

1.- Download Firefox, if you have it and don't use it, start using it!.

2.- Donload ABP, install it and activate it.

3.- Install the 4chan tool for firefox (http://www.4chan.org/tools/))

4.- Hide any non /sci/ related thread. (or trolls)

5.- Enjoy a much better board.

if you don't already have this image in your /sci/ folder, you need to get the fuck off /sci/

>>1251309
>>1251281
any of that religous/athiest v. theist/creationist bullshit can and should be reported. do not respond to people trolling about dawkinds either.
Your only weapon in the war on keeping /sci/ about science is the report button

reeeeeported

>pic applies to atheism as well
reported

We could talk about the fact that actual scientists rely heavily on intuition, including deism, but that's not what you facebook-dawkins-worshipping neckbeards want to talk about. Let's just jerk off to the word "rationality" and all of it's variants...come on, just say it, you know you want to.
Pic related, not what OP intends for the thread to be, but what it inevitably becomes.

>REPORT IT
>THEN IGNORE IT

sage

HEY, LOOK OVER HERE!

Alright, /sci/. Since you can't seem to do it yourselves, I'm going to hold your hand:

-Rule 1-
Whenever you see magnets, God, religion, theist, atheist, a salary figure, a guido, the word "geuss", or any other bit of troll material, SAGE, SAGE, SAGE. SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELD.

-Rule 2-
ACCOMPANYING THAT SAGE SHOULD BE LIBERAL USE OF THE REPORT BUTTON. Seriously, it does work! It's there for a reason. USE IT. ALL OF YOU.

-Rule 3-
If the troll thread is fresh, don't even post. That's what they want. DON'T FUCKING POST.

-Rule 4-
Homework threads SHOULD be filled with sage immediately, but if you must, answer the problem. Once it has been answered, don't fucking post in the topic.

-Rule 5-
If a topic promotes discussion that even the least bit interests you, post all you can! It will keep troll threads off of the front page, and legitimate /sci/entific threads alive and well.

This has a been a public service announcement from your good friend:
The /sci/Staffel

Addendum: Stop with the "engineers are gay" shit. It's as bad as "PS3 HAZ NO GAEMS" on /v/.

>>1183907
>128 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Reported. If you replied without a sage you should be damned ashamed of yourself and clearly would prefer to be on /b/

>>1179250
Send more emails!!
Seriously, email moot enough and he'll take action.
Remember this image from /sci/'s beginnings days? The resistance force is still alive!

>>1175983
reported.

reported

WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING?
Come on guys, the resistance force is still alive, right?

>>994444
Yes.
I remember when /sci/ first started, we took careful precautions to minimize this kind of bullshit, because we realized there would always be those rebellious 13 year old boys from newgrounds who thought science was just the opposite of religion.
pic related: from the early days, we see how well that turned out.