/sci/ - Science & Math

>go outside
>tip doorman
>bit balmy, go back in and put some sunscreen on
>tip sunscreen man
>take out phone
>subscribe to phone's patreon
>"hey china, why dont you go ahead and take over out factories, good chum, also i'll cover the charge for this call"
>go fishing, tip uber driver
>net an entire colony of aquatic batteries near the pier after paying fishing fee
>take it to restaurant to cook since your oven was taken due to making too many greenhouse gasses
>server puts extra lead sauce on top
>only tip 35%
dicked him real good on that one boys, but you gotta spend money to make money, am I right?